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mysterymeat6649127739816: why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it
brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear.
@dawnblxde replied to your post: She clears her throat. Oop, she didn’t…Noctis vc: *Pretends not to be happy to see her return.* /Welcome back! <3 “ Okaaaay cool guy, don’t think I don’t see
I’m not actually a dumb cunt, but I play one on Tumblr
notangry-justdisappointed:boobsorbust3:Step one, have tits.Step two, look as desperate and needy as you feelStep three, well I’m not actually sure what step three is exactly but you don’t need to worry about that someone smarter will come
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cameoappearance: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take
p.s. if you can send your message as an ask then send it as an ask and not a fanmail, this isn’t really directed at anyone specifically but getting fanmail with convos or questions, like the person expecting me to reply back to it, stresses me out
princessharumi: So if you guys remember I entered the 2nd Steven Universe shirt contest last year and sadly I did not win. But a little while ago I was actually able to get approved from the SU team themselves to approve my design and make it an official
extremely unlikely, im not known at all in the overwatch fandom yet and some of the people who are reblogging it are actually some blogs that are already integrated in the fandom and i even recognize some namesin overwatch the huuuuge, major ships are
somecallmetracy: Spelling prehistoric when you’ve been drinking is not impossible, but actually more challenging then you might imagine.
inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
tommcready: 25 places that look not normal but are actually real
methlabrador: mnastynastynasty: If she makes you a CD, she wants to C the D. but not actually do anythign with it. just see it. Contemplate it. sketch it in her art history notebook HahahaxD^^^
This freakin’ automatic toilet flushed before I even sat on it, while I was on it, and twice after I was done and about to leave the stall, BUT NOT ACTUALLY WHEN I GOT UP FROM THE TOILET.
geekgirlsmash: satanlickmydick: cmnedark: adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die Actually! Fun fact! If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced”
I drew this on the day this episode actually aired but I wasnt sure I liked how it came out so I put off posting it for a while
ladyclairebear360: I’d apologise for all of the BrBa posts, but I’m not actually sorry.
stereowire: “did anyone specifically ask you to draw flint sucking a dick” you ask someone did, actually! but you’re right, i would have done so unprompted as well so it’s not fair to blame them.
mimicteixeira: FIRST PAGE OF A LITTLE SOMETHING! not that little actually but i wanted to share it to see what people think, it’s gonna be about peridot of course im hyped as fuck to see the full comic
wolfstar-thunderfrost: morrissarty: theumbrellaseller: bofurthebrodwarf: onamelancholyhill: mmirkwood: #most people don’t get the extent of what this means #THEIR FATHERS HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS #LIKE NOT DISLIKE #BUT ACTUALLY LEGIT HATE
purplebuddhaquotes: “I am not actually tired, but numb and heavy, and can’t find the right words. All I can say is: Stay with me, don’t leave me.” —
jandjob: #the joke is on you styles #you can’t play this game#look at how he does every single thing so very carefully#’yes lets turn the couch upside down but make sure i’m not actually breaking anything’#’the clothes will be put on the floor
rebeccam1: lesbonneschosedelavie: I need a ride http://lesbonneschosedelavie.tumblr.com/ I’ve done this…..not naked, but in a skirt…..a few times actually. ….its amazing!
took this yesterday :) hehe
lvcidtears:I’m not suicidal but sometimes when I’m driving , I imagine what would happen if I swerved my car off the road into a giant pole…it makes me wonder if I’m actually getting better emotionally or if I’m just getting better at holding
kaiba-cave: peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff Yes but I’m scared of being murdered.
bedupolker:I’ve been seeing some WASP NEGATIVITY lately so just a reminder that insects are important and interesting whether you find them “cute” or not. Which btw wasps are cute actually but anyways… (also sorry for the US-centrism)
daughterwatson: plot twist: mary was not actually going to shoot sherlock but then he said “no you won’t” like the smartass he is so she was like “oh fuck that’s it now i’m really going to shoot him”
ringofbees: Me: wow I’m so fucking gay Someone: but aren’t you pansexual? So technically you’re not actually- Me: wow I’m so fucking gay
Justice League: Gods and Monsters
That feeling when you want to find all the tracks and traces of a Diablos for research but not actually find the damn thing
walkingtheborderline: I legitimately can’t tell if I see myself in a distorted way or if I am seeing myself how I actually look. I know I am not skinny, but I don’t just see myself as chubby or fat or something-I see myself as massively obese. More
:i know i’m not actually dumb. i’m quite intelligent, really, but thinking all the time can be hard. like so hard. it makes my head hurt. that’s why i like edging so much. when i edge my cunt gets wet. when my cunt gets wet i get dumb. when i get
prokopetz: prokopetz: Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent. “Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest
catnippackets:for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun
pleoros: Guy Clinch - Prada, 2007 A very clever conceptual piece, this Prada store is never open but does display genuine Prada gear. It’s more on the way to Marfa on Rte. 90 South, not actually in Marfa, Texas.
Honestly I forgot how big my bed is. Actually it’s kind of lonely, wouldn’t mind if anyone joined…
fractalacidfairy: Not actually wearing this dress out but I wanted to take pics in it 😈
Guy Clinch - Prada, 2007 A very clever conceptual piece, this Prada store is never open but does display genuine Prada gear. It’s more on the way to Marfa on Rte. 90 South, not actually in Marfa, Texas.
mushblooms: Grimes, Pitchfork 2014 she’s not actually a person but a force of nature
jen-iii: I got an ask about this vine but with Ruby and Sapphire and I have ceased to exist
yun-daehan: trinathewolf: bugeyedfreaks: memercup: kaliya16: @memercup @greenpuffpowerpuff this was amazing. bubbles the sarcastic fuck. not only blossom’s but all of their expressions. the amazingly voiced and relatable buttercup. how mojo jojo
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
Computer is STILL updating AHHH the one time I actually get in the mood to draw that’s NOT at 2 am gmhmh FJCIHHSHSICIF
thebadgerssett: Little-known fact about me: I love bull terriers, despite not having ever drawn them, so of course I’m thrilled that Pidge owns one o’ these egg-heads. Top doodles were ref’d from various google images.
My flick shots were actually kinda nutty right here not gonna lie
I have better friends that actually care, but...they live so far away from me...
jtotheizzoe: staceythinx: These fun illustrations by Norbert Mayer celebrate animals that have traveled in space. O fishy traveller, what secrets have you seen? Interesting thing that may not actually be a thing, but I thought I’d point it out anyway:
inspiringsketches:not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
Made these right before MFF last year, never got around to actually posting the design. Whoops!!But hey, you can now order these (and some of my other bottle opener designs) on my online store! http://braeburned.bigcartel.com/category/bottle-openers
kingisnitro said: It would break them for a week who cares (also you can say where you moved for a while so) well it’d break them for 31 days actuallY but my second reason for not changing it is I saw other people getting their urls stolen
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spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m
blankmastermind: Pretty face: check. Blank stare: check. Implied oral fixation: check. Almost certainly not actually a hypnokink image but imagination is an amazing thing.
THE DRINKING HAS COMMENCED i did something called a “car bomb” or something it sounds very dangerous it’s not actually that dangerous, but it is kinda unpleasant up until the end apparently i did the best or something because Forever