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“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
dilf-fan: JASPER LIKES IT BALLS DEEP Enjoyment Always looks good. I question the amount of tattoos that I’m seeing these days, but they look good together, at this moment. Not actually as a real couple, but great in this shot. :)
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rikolo: 3000 followers! Ok, not exactly 3k, as of now it’s like 2991 but whatevs :D I got the idea for the gif couple days ago and I actually managed to do the inital poser over breakfast :D Jack is fucking around with EDI, all is fun and games until
pussymodsgaloreI am not sure that this counts as tribbing as the two pussies are not actually rubbing against each other, but we do have a very nice example of two girls with hairless pussies sharing a double ended dildo. (A hairless pussy is the minimum
covertfujoshi: Hello, hello! As you can see, this is actually a pretty special occasion. It’s not perfectly accurate, but today is my 20th birthday, I passed 4K followers only a few days ago, and it’s only a few more days until this blog turns one
straightcougar: scalestails: What people thank an animal should be kept in and what the animal actually should be kept in. (click the pictures) Not based on personal preference, but observable fact. An animal kept in an environment that is too small
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel: yubiwamonogatari: And, well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?For Hannah & Anique. this actually brought me to tears
I’m not actually dead, just improbably busy! Things might not settle down for a while, but I have a wicked urge to dress up at the mo, so if we’re all lucky there will be further pictures shortly ^^I’ll try to wade into my backlog of messages too,
nadiaaboulhosn: diemeowderkatze: I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE
marilynto: helainetieu: frazzledminds: jellobatch: diemeowderkatze: I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL
Blah Blah Blah Rant Rant Rant
spoken-not-written: this elephant represents every tumblr user when doing sport Not bragging, but I’m actually great at sports. Especially football and soccer.
pitchercries: atmokinetic: “I would like to see us [X-Men] fight them [Avengers], though. I’d like us not to team up. I’d like to see us fight them and, you know, annihilate them, as we surely would.” -James McAvoy OMGGGGG SOMEONE ACTUALLY
cheating-cumsluts: In her mind it’s not actually cheating. He just dry humped her a bit. And then she let him blow a load on her. But he never put it inside or anything like that, so it’s not like a big deal or anything.
diemeowderkatze: I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS WHY I AM EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN. IF A HIJAB THAT DORNS THE AMERICAN FLAG PATTERN IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BUT SKIMPY ASS BIKINIS OR WEARING THE FUCKING ACTUAL FLAG IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST BECAUSE THE PERSON IS WHITE,
That’s not really gagging. I mean, there’s a little bit of drool, but you’re not actually fighting the reflex. The idea is to jam that thing in there until your eyes water and you feel like passing out, and then push it further. You sure you don’t
breathplay kink suggestion - with some roughness thrown in…(I’m sorry but Peri is into it apparently)
Speed art. It’s been nostalgia music evening, and so this happened. Sort of autoportrait, actually Obywatel G. C.- Don’t ask about Poland It’s not carnival but still I’d like to dance and I will dance with her all night It’s not a game
Delivery for /a/. Was not actually planning on doing any this weekend, but ended up leaving my tools at work and I needed them to do stuff around the house. Kind of sucks, but I wanted to draw a fairy this week and that’s what the requester wanted.
29.See? Undyne just doesn’t barge into people’s homes. I’d make a “But nobody came” joke here but..you know.
greekceltic: customcoaster: Knock yourself out, there’s plenty to choose from. I actually find this information REALLY HELPFUL when I visit someone else’s gallery and like their OCs. Not everyone is comfortable with fanart and few artists post
I do not like the days where I ask myself why I feel so terrible and the answer is that the predicted consequences of my actions actually happened.Self-control is that thing for other people, right?
Bleh.This month has been a weird roller coaster but, new meds are helping and I actually have energy in the evenings again. Granted… I have invested that energy in web development and not writing but, such is my attention span sometimes. Getting
Yay, my pony drawing knowledge has helped in a non-pony project! Look at dem legs Just a sketch for something that’s not actually going to be revealed for a little while, but it’s okay, it’s my own project, I’m not under NDA or
Otabek in YOI official art: The Common ThreadI’m not sure how I completely missed this before…and no, I’m actually not talking about Yuri as the common denominator.Why is he always eating/drinking?? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭
I know it’s not actually essential but I have a *deep need* for some lilacs and am going to try and find some this weekend. It’s not really spring without some lilacs in my home.
Me not being able to find a single good dark-chocolate-brown-almost-black lip liner that actually shows up on my skin from any of these makeup brands 🤨 very much giving anti-black
Theory time! Marco saying “Star and I are smooch buddies” is not actually Marco, but rather Tom displaying some impressive shape-shifting abilities.You see, Tom thinks that Marco is Star’s current boyfriend (whether he knows the truth or not about
tainbocuailnge: me fantasizing about making a thing but not actually making it but I’m having a great time just fantasizing about it so it’s ok
tremblingstockings: Puddles and patches (/)///(\) <3 A bonus squirmy pose ^^ —— Anime: 1. Not sure, but I know it’s actually a western cartoon 2. I think queens blade grimoire ? Not certain 3. This is an edit 4. Makuo Gakuen hxh 5. Fruit
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
alogicals: i know everyone is panicking rn and i am too but i’d just like to emphasize that the referendum is not actually legally binding in any way. the government is not legally required to act on the result. it’s basically just a very fancy opinion
bob-belcher: side effects of being numb due to mental illness: not crying for weeks and weeks on end until one day, you’re breaking down over something that isn’t actually worth getting upset about not being able to tell if your feelings for people
Enough beer that I do not cry anymore
artifiziell: artifiziell: Turquoise - first fusionfigured I should probably finish this. It’s not executed as well as I’d like but eh some music to accompany for anyone that likes that kind of thing - https://youtu.be/MPXFtXmp7os
wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
cabooseb: I’m back from the not-actually-dead! For reasons I don’t want to go into I left this blog for a while, but who gives a fuck? I’m also open for requests (but no promises; especially if you’re an anon), so feel free to message me. Click
askgothichunter said: This looks like Benedict is Lestate while Tom is Louis. I don’t know why, but that would be an interesting remake. NO NO BEN IS LOUIS HIDS IS LESTAT B/C HE IS THE SMARMY DEVILISH HUSBAND BIG BROTHER WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER BUT
justmyadhd: ADHD Culture isContinuously interrupting someone but not actually meaning to, you just remembered The Thing™ that you couldn’t remember before and it just bursts out of you like, I ACTUALLY REMEMBERED THE THING AND I NEED TO TELL THIS
majinroses: [Commissions] [Twitter] [Patreon] This took me 4 days and I am so proud of myself! I know it’s not much but animation is a real struggle for me and actually finishing something that has actual movement is just amazing, plus I feel a
sissyforblackmegan: SISSY MEGAN PRACTICING When I’m not actually getting Black dicks, I’m preparing for Black dicks. This is actually a couple years ago. It slides in & out MUCH easier now. But I still use the dildo often to keep that sissy
emeritusprofessorofnothing: The shift from thinking, “I don’t feel like that so I must not be like other women” to “That’s not actually how women feel, this is not true statement about women” is small but profoundly life changing.
gayunclejunkrat: triosky85: gayunclejunkrat: this is literally the most terrifying image i’ve seen in my entire life When out on a chart it looks pretty bad but it’s not actually that bad in perspective triosky no it’s actually exactly the
keephimcaged: He really does. It takes quite a bit of effort but if you just think of it as playing a fantasy and not actually being a bitch (for someone like me anyway) then you can actually quite get into it! And honestly seeing how hard he gets in
thisisantiasianracism: squeeful: metalgirlysolid: Righto, it’s not actually that hard to search and find out what’s actually going on in this photo, but, you know, people like spreading false info without researching when it fits their agenda
chibi-masshuu: roahnari: trasiga-ogon: aheartlightasair: i wasnt going to reblog but then The ass tho That’s.. actually incredible. Not the ass, I mean that’s good yes but, fuck yeah Hawkeye Initiative! I’m just impressed someone can contort
daretodreamaway: Most of you will see a boy and a girl kissing…….well you’re not wrong. But, can you actually differ between who’s a girl and who’s a boy? That’s where androgynous models come in. The “girl” on the right is actually an
unspokenairman:Have you ever caught yourself while reading a book how you’re just gliding through the story, but it almost seems as if you’re not actually reading, but watching a movie. But you’re just staring at oddly arranged scribbles
As an artist, I won’t always like every single piece I create, no one will. But I get really cringe-y when other artists hate their work piece after piece which actually look beautiful and shut down every compliment they get with “thanks but its not
For that person who asked me how I control anger, I’m sorry for not responding. Maybe you’ll come by this post. I’m not going to speak from personal expirience but I will tell you what I tell myself. Anger is a second emotion, you’re not actually
johnandkatpluseight: yooooo it’s not as cute as what you drew, and I’ve got no Jake, but I based my cosplay off that one two panel comic thingy you made ;u; well also that dumb meme but w/e i got the idea from you and that’s all that matters
emilianadarling: bailarina-raven: “I don’t want people to like her anymore, almost. That sounds really, really bad. I want people to realize that actually she’s not the same anymore. You can’t root for her forever, because she’s not there
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
ethanwoopdedoo replied to your post “So how gay is rwby actually? Cause I tried to watch it a while ago but…” This actually isn’t true anymore, Blake and Yang are confirmed to be together
![pitchercries: atmokinetic: “I would like to see us [X-Men] fight them [Avengers], though. I’d like us not to team up. I’d like to see us fight them and, you know, annihilate them, as we surely would.” -James McAvoy OMGGGGG SOMEONE ACTUALLY](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3826b61c22fcb06c04a43474324af3da/tumblr_n68wppu5sS1r7pt4bo6_250.gif)
![majinroses: [Commissions] [Twitter] [Patreon] This took me 4 days and I am so proud of myself! I know it’s not much but animation is a real struggle for me and actually finishing something that has actual movement is just amazing, plus I feel a](https://64.media.tumblr.com/3ab7a8e0e21033479f1417418636952a/tumblr_o4g6ik3XW31slhmrzo1_250.gif)
