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thesnadger: powerfrog: y’all out here in 2017 saying ‘spoopy’ on some thin ice with god Look if you have another word that perfectly captures the concept of “horror flavored but specifically in a way that is intended to be silly and not actually
pukicho: antsu-in-my-pantsu: pukicho: *Me in the year 2252, my mind implanted into a supercomputer, I live forever, I am eternal: “You guys remember Gurren lagann?” Me, a mere mortal: not a fan sorry
prokopetz: prokopetz: Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent. “Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest
tanoraqui: nikniknikin: blackbearmagic: no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened it’s such an unreal experience
detective-gum-chew:i know that the music in ace attorney is supposed to non-diagetic, (that is, only for the audience and not actually happening in the world), but i like to imagine that theres an entire orchestra in those stands and theyre playing along
theroyalsavage:animatedamerican:detectivehole:i’m not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
manywinged:manywinged:one of the worst feelings in the world is when you’re playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it’s not me, it’s the character i’m playing, but
theroyalsavage:animatedamerican:detectivehole:i’m not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
Soooo this past weekend tho. So much up and down for me, but it was totally worth it. Reminds me that I’m not as heartless as I tend to think I am. I don’t even know where to begin… All I can say is I’m now involved in a love
allerted: Okay now I really have to go… please tell me this diaper is only for the kink and you’re not actually expecting me to… pee in it. What? No, but I can control myself, it’s just that…. What do you mean ‘’other measures’’?.
triple-quote-omo: “Aww did you pee your pants, thats super adorable!”“No shut up. I am not five!”“But you’re so adorable! I cant believe you actually had an accident!”
omgusjamie:crazycruzzer78:I’m not offended, but is this an actual off the shelf garment that people where every day ?And why in the F aren’t girls wearing this I’m my grocery store 😡?
xtheltcolonelx: “D.Va vs. Widowmaker” “Sound”D.Va fights Widowmaker in a pretty hawt 1v1 match! Look’s like they’re pretty “tight”.MP4This is actually a dildo type sex toy their using, not futa. But you’re free to think
brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear.
inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
fattyatomicmutant: n1ghtcrwler: snommelp: So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the
mizars-bizarre-world: rionveroe: birkinsmith: entrywound: #in space no one expects gun would a gun even work in a vaccume? Yes, actually! This is something a lot of people talk about as being not possible, but there’s something
So my friend @amaluelmwood showed me what the heck ko-fi is, because I am slow at investigating and do not know things. If anyone has the urge to encourage my nonsense, you can buy me a coffee.
I think I look cute today, but since I’m not actually planning on going anywhere, y'all are stuck seeing it.
Kink survey: bold your kinks, cross out turn offs
xtheltcolonelx: “D.Va vs. Widowmaker” “Sound”D.Va fights Widowmaker in a pretty hawt 1v1 match! Look’s like they’re pretty “tight”. MP4This is actually a dildo type sex toy their using, not futa. But you’re free to think
rohan-kishiboner: sO i’m not actually to part 6 yet in jojo but she is fun to draw and she’s also my gf;;; waifu~ <3
harryshippudge: you know whats wayyyyy easier than writing? scrolling through tumblr for hours and hours and tangentially thinking about your WIPs but not Actually working on them
rickgrimeshappens: When the children first meet Count Olaf and Jim Carrey says, “Wait, give me the line again,” was not actually in the script, it was Carrey staying in character and wanting to try it again, but they kept the cameras rolling and
ifwecansparkle: m0llyh8su: therickymartin: andysambergsbitch: explaining autism Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit Oh my god Hello, yes, let’s actually break down this episode shall we? This episode features not one, but TWO autism
expose-the-light: Places That Look Not Normal, But Are Actually Real
joequinones: Happy Monday, everybody. Here’s a look at my OTHER Carol Danvers* related piece solicited last week, the cover to issue 187 of Dark Avengers! *It is not actually Carol, but rather Karla Sofen, a.k.a Moonstone, assuming the role of Dark
sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need
thelastsjedi: a-non-sequitur: rebelscaptain: I see your eyes. I know your eyes. i actually have a lot of feelings about these parallelsthe rogue one!trio are basically the broken versions of the tfa!triobodhi and finn: breaking through the banality of
scalproie:I hope I’m not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you’ll never get into
howlsfm: http://a.pomf.se/oczfka.webmIt’s not actually finished, the whole point was to get to this part but I lost motivation :c
lambdageneration: The Military Vehicles of Half-Life 1 These vehicles are not actually models but level design ‘brushes’ made in the same way walls and floors were put together in the game. Images via Combine Overwiki
I’m so horny I could cryI gave myself 3 cummies but it doesn’t seem to be enough. I guess it’s different when someone else makes you cum? I wouldn’t know though. I wanna be edged and made to cum so much that I’m not actually
onelonelygod: The Doctr pulled away, shaking his head, slightly annoyed. He knew that Rose was just trying to help him, but he didn’t need help. In fact, he didn’t even want her help. Time Lords didn’t get sick. Or, at least, that was what he
wolfofthevoid: ~Not sure what that all means, but if they would have answers, I’m in.~ She tilts her head, considering. ~I haven’t heard of, or found anything that resembles anything like what you said. So no going back to anyplace I’ve
howlsfm: https://d.maxfile.ro/xzzuiwsjvh.webmIt’s not actually finished, the whole point was to get to this part but I lost motivation :c
cleverlyplannedmeal: becoming the type of radical who brushes off all small steps toward a better world as liberal nonsense is a really efficient and fun way to never have to actually do anything
nikniknikin: blackbearmagic: no but seriously I still get chills thinking about turning off my headlamp in the cave and The Hand That I Did Not Actually See, and it’s been twelve years since it happened it’s such an unreal experience like you turn
rabbithugs: this is not actually a photograph of me but it could really pass for one, right down to the crushing sense of loneliness me completing my autism puzzle with my squishables rabbit
hearthevoices: plushcrush: Factory Reject Audino Plush Note: Originally part of the Christmas plush. Why was this a factory reject? :< I’m not actually sure why this was rejected, but as you can see it is supposed to be part of this plush:
“i should stream, it went pretty good that one time” “but its past midnight now” “no one would care” “cries” note that i am only thinking ‘cries’ and do not actually cry. it is impossible for
gokucomics: badsjw: gokucomics: badsjw: R.I.P. Plebcomics. You were a shining star among anti-SJWs, and you will be missed. This is truly a sad day for us all, and I know you’re not actually dead, but fuck, this is tragic. Goku Is My Dad Okay,
askthekittens: kittenmod: Swish, swish, swishy swish. temp reblogging this over here because I actually finished a thing for once. Not pony, but super adorable! <3
ask-sapphire-eye-rarity: ask-creepyshy: Quick doodle before go to sleep. I think Rarijack? Not really, actually, but…--…she truly loves her Rarity-doll.This is quite сute. ( ´ ▽ ` ) ahhhhh, cuteness level to high, i’m going to pass out
askpamperedsylveon:I’m still feeling under the weather, pretty nauseated actually. But I wanted to try to draw again because I haven’t in a while and I’ve been itching to do so. I figured why not try a sleeping Toulouse since cats are notorious
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I’m at 180 followers! Still not sure where you all came from, but I’m glad that you did! I wonder if I could reach 200 this weekend with the new pictures going up at some point this weekend…. We’ll
When you're typing "HAHAHA" but you're not actually laughing.
papermachette: Sometimes Nori might disappear for days, weeks, and even months. Ori hated that because all he wanted to do was spend time with his brothers.———-Went a little crazy here and what is background :B. This is actually a prologue to
Going to Megacon wearing the arc reactor shirt Jimmy got me :o) I’m not ~cosplaying today, but I figured it’d be fun.
hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.
It’s bloody annoying being shy. I’ll spend a whole evening at a party asking everyone else about themselves. I’m not being self-deprecating; it’s because I’m too shy to talk about myself. So people come away from the evening actually having
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE RED CONTACTS IN AND NOT LOOK MENACING?! I guess it’s a good thing Kyoko has a bit of a mean streak.
I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”
savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
chriscappuccino replied to your post “tmi but I feel like I might have another uti? shit shit shit shit shit…” Cranberry extract can actually cure a UTI! Plus i recommend taking it for preventative measures, too. You can get it anywhere that sells
pandanoi: Then again, this is not what I should be doing x___D Adult versions of Jean, Eren and Armin ♥ I imagined that Eren would wear bite marks around his hands and arms, I know those should heal and all, but I liked to think he had to do that so
