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reading people trying to rationalize that bizarre speech whedon gave omg “it’s a semantics argument GOSH!” “he’s bringing up important points about the movement!!!!” “YR NOT READING EVERYTHING HE SAID STOP ARGUING
mamayuuma: i love Fall Out Boy bc you have quotes like “you are what you love, not who loves you” but then you also have really assholeish lyrics like “let’s play this game called when you catch fire, i wouldn’t piss to put you out” and that’s
reversingyourpolarity replied to your post: how do I have a preemptive conversatio… Actually pretty much just say that…are you okay love? I mean…not okay but…like you know…safe? I guess. I just don’t want to stress them further.
I’m so tired of people thinking they’re more open-minded than they actually are. This happens a lot at the school I’m working at. Teachers swear up and down that they are pro-choice or marriage equality, or other social issues, but
cornflakepizza: ladyamc1897: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE
lady-neurotica: I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”
monasticmaestoso: “if you’re not a boy or a girl then what are you”
magehand: i really like the idea of magnus and avi being emotionally open with each other and like kissing and generally being close and personal with each other but not actually in a relationship since thats canonically out of magnus’ comfort zone
elodieunderglass: anamatics: thevelvetdevil: smallercomfort: luchia13: hey guys psa regarding hospital bills don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say,
Okay. So I did actually TRY watching the DMMD common route walkthrough on YT. And seriously? BORING. I’m sorry (not really), but after +3 hours of mind numbing watching I’m calling this quits. Sure, the people who made this obviously put a
rainiacrossing:ps, allegedly tumblr is reblogging 50 shades promos onto people’s blogs beyond their control(i don’t currently have proof but in case it’s true), so if that happens here, know that it’s NOT me(like hell i support that gross shit)
What REALLY makes go “wtf is wrong with you people” is when I stumble across shit like this:*stares* Sorry not sorry but I’m fucking disgusted how there are still people around who actually support shit like this. What the fuck is wrong with you.
rexzayn: Part of me hopes Kylo Ren doesn’t get redeemed. He’s like Darth Vader. Both murdered people they loved in cold blood for no actual reason and yeah, Anakin ends up showing he had light in him but everyone still sees him as the villain he
satanakennedy: Not actually knotting it - but *almost*
inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
therealerme: bushmaster60:Petcunt’s feeding time! He’s such a good cunt. Or at least I think he is. I’m not actually sure what this is, to be honest. But I’m just so grateful he feeds me that I just know I must love it.
consulting-timelady: have you even been in a group of friends but you’re not actually in that group of friends and you’re just there seriously if I just vanished I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t make a difference at all
yungasura:neurosquared:bonerfart:i love when religious dudes are like “jacking off isn’t a sin but it is frowned upon” like god’s watching me pummel my meat with a big sour look on his face like “technically this is my fault for not being more
degenezijde: rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not
lyricalprose: because I am a huge fan of 1) making graphics, 2) album covers, and 3) the absolutely fabulous Gallifrey Records, a Doctor Who AU by allrightfine and gallifreyburning, which is not actually about these three at all but is just wonderful.
thetelungbarrow: the-fandoms-are-cool: arachnidhips: So hey look I have this sheet and it’s really handy if you want to develop the basics of a character it looks really simple at first but this is actually amazingly useful for getting to know your
Wasnt tag but I’ll do this. Top 6 selfies of 2k15. Actually had alot and narrow down to these.
fairymascot: the other day i went with a friend to the museum, and outside its entrance, was greeted with this: eight cats. sitting there. perfectly still. everyone around them was cooing and taking pictures but those cats did not budge. for a moment
wakemflockemrobots: You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code
fattyatomicmutant: n1ghtcrwler: snommelp: So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the
prokopetz: prokopetz: Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent. “Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be
prokopetz: prokopetz: Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent. “Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest
the-pundertaker-deactivated2020:heywriters:Humor Among Siblings: Two Moods1. We’re all being very witty right now, but we’re immune to each other’s wit so we forget to laugh2. Nothing we’re saying is actually funny at all, yet
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: Doctor Who has left one the most story-driving options for companions untapped. 2 siblings. Where are they. And not siblings who don’t get along. Where are my ride-or-die Chaotic Siblings in the
causalityparadoxes:Doctor: bro. I don’t know how to tell you this but we’re not actually siblings. Turns out I’m a foundling from an alternate dimension.Braxiatel: Obviously, I thought you knewDoctor: wait- you… knew?? Braxiatel:
tripsix-pseudocide: past-her-eyes: Tripsix Suicide tripsixsuicide.suicidegirls.com tripsix-pseudocide suicidegirls sg-babes Link to South African SuicideGirls Hey :o I’m not actually a Suicide Girl, but thanks :)
baelor: sleape: I just wanna let you know that you’re the first person to do any of this and it means volumes to the people who do wear the Hijab, and people like me who knows my mother wears a Hijab and there’s people who are actually gonna defend
@mazokhist replied to your post “Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the…” What sucks is that you’re not overreacting in the slightest and I have seen on way too many occasions people
katelion7: For the person asking for Felix in Business Casual Attire. Something like this? Then add a navy or forest green scarf? Or a yellow tie? idk I’m not actually very good with style, but I thought I’d try. OH MY LORD IT’S A TUMBLR
amethystangel9741: katelion7: For the person asking for Felix in Business Casual Attire. Something like this? Then add a navy or forest green scarf? Or a yellow tie? idk I’m not actually very good with style, but I thought I’d try. sOMEONE DRAW
damp-squid: IS THAT A REAL ANIMAL??? I WANT THREE This is a red panda! It’s not actually a panda but it’s called that.
they’re creepy as shit but they’re not actually dangerous, right? I’m down.
dashing-knight-lancelot: gekithereviewer: yarnandkoopashells: artemispanthar: I’m actually really looking forward to the new TMNT cartoon coming out in a few months. I was skeptical at first but I do REALLY like the character designs and art style
santabegone: artemispanthar: I feel like people who don’t have the maximum number of save files in a game have never played one of those old games where if you forgot to grab a thing 80 saves ago you are screwed and can’t finish the game anymore.
dance-like-a-tree: artemispanthar: dance-like-a-tree: okay but seriously what’s with Steven’s voice in those commercials did his voice actor hit puberty I mean seriously what happened I’m almost positive that’s not actually Steven’s VA.
classyplatypi replied to your post “You know how, like, a year or so ago Cartoon Network used to have…” I remember seeing one sort of recently, can’t remember what with. I was just thinking about this actually, I’d really love it
voiceactresskurutta: artemispanthar: Honestly, aliens/robots not fully understanding humans but trying anyway is probably my favorite trope Are you a Star Trek fan? Because I think you’d like Data from Next Gen and The EMH and 7-of-9 from Voyager.
dance-like-a-tree replied to your post: anonymous said:I know it was alre… the actual Gems seem to have really defined gemstones while the monsters tend to have more…randomly shaped ones. Not always, but most of the time, from what I see from
vgprintads: “Hodj ‘n’ Podj” Computer Gaming World, April 1995 (#129) via CGW Musuem OH MAN, I LOVE HODJ ‘N’ PODJ! I don’t know how many folks actually played this game, its fairly old and I got it as a kid by digging
NOOOOO!!!! (requested by admiralbutterfly)
On the subject of unlikely references to cartoons in live-action shows, I always kinda hope to spot a Fillmore! reference in The Walking Dead. ‘cause the current showrunner created Fillmore! so its not impossible it might have a small reference
grimrapper: in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping
Why do people make lyrics videos when they clearly do not know the correct lyrics
amelia-raiher: Heart of the Bear
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Here’s something interesting (image credit goes to some anon on 4chan)Confirmed - Garnet is actually the fusion of a frog and a rabbit.Orrr, since Hoppy and Hopper were essentially versions of Amethyst and Pearl, Garnet is a future fusion of Amethyst
the dramatic fangirl replied to your post: omegaspreem asked:You know, I’m t…But remember Garnet’s Universe when she took off her top and tied it around her waist?The events of “Garnet’s Universe” were not actually happening in
everyone might not have known the “real” Rose Quartz, but Rose did. Do you think she ever worried that if people knew her, really knew her, they wouldn’t love her as much as they do now, or even at all? Do you think she maybe kept so many secrets
jacensolodjo: spadetheartist: rollknowledgearcana: bioticplaneswalker: saphistar: capt-biglou: autodiscothings: fleshwerks: the-tevinter-biscuit: huhpotatoes: frogmp3: Here lies Asia. They are not going to be able to make it. Here lies
kristenlovesstuff: Not shippy actually but psyduck is just so cute. lol.
itsangiebutt: Pokeddexy Challenge. Day 7 (late): Favorite Fire Type Not actually my favorite, but I’m trying to draw pokemon I’ve never attempted to draw before as practice. Plus it’s freakin’ adorable aaaaaaa
rdowneyjrss: i would apologize for my blog turning into a mess of tom hiddleston dressed as loki at comic con but i’m not actually sorry
One Million Moms attack ‘transgender’ H&M model… but she’s not actually trans
mysterymeat6649127739816: why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it
