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Why is it that I’m always so sad late at night when I need to go to sleep? I’ve actually been sad lately and I just berate myself because of it….. oh well random feel sorry for me post over
pleoros: Guy Clinch - Prada, 2007 A very clever conceptual piece, this Prada store is never open but does display genuine Prada gear. It’s more on the way to Marfa on Rte. 90 South, not actually in Marfa, Texas.
canadian-problems: i’m not too sure how widespread the beep test is worldwide actually but it was invented in montreal so >:( Fuck the beep test. >:‘c and my lungs too.
goldghoti: Ughhhh this could be more finished but I don’t wanna stare at this anymore. Marik/Malik/Whyarenamessohard?! Y’know, when I actually watched the show way back when, I never found Marik that interesting. I just never really thought about
boonise: whaleserywhere: expose-the-light: Places That Look Not Normal, But Are Actually Real welp, casually going to visit all these places before i die Oh wow, a lot of these look like they came out of a really cool dream!
tommcready: 25 places that look not normal but are actually real
tinyrats: ‘asian girls are so pretty!! i wish i was kawaii too!!’ ok White Person but are you willing to stan fr th dark skinned asian girls? hairy asian girls? fat asian girls? asian girls who do not actually fit into your rigid standards
rainnecassidy: logicandgrace: More tidbits I’ve found while researching tumblr has a sad-boner for the burning of the library of alexandria which was not actually one burning but several and while the Library of Alexandria was an immense historical
mon-degreen: autisticjuudai: Happy early Valentine’s Day, folks! These are guaranteed* to successfully woo any potential datemate, spouse, zucchini, friend-with-benefits, or other paramour. *not actually guaranteed… but would you really want to
brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear.
enigmaticagentalice: Lust for FMA week - Prompt: Sins/Colours just a quick one today. I’m not actually planning on posting something for every prompt for the whole two weeks, but I enjoy drawing Lust so I did a quick portrait for today
erencchi: *A very misleading quote. For RUKA and her fanfic Crimson Heat uuunnffff. It’s so nsfw I love it so much *q* Also, Izanyan in heat as well as Shizuo in a wifebeater (not actually part of the fic but) (•⊙ω⊙•) GO READ IT!! (even
sasusakusalad: I love how certain people actually claim SS fans “only care about sex” lol no i think you’re confusing us with Kishi, he loves SS sex enough for him to flat out say it not once but twiceYou perv Kishi ♥
ringofbees: Me: wow I’m so fucking gay Someone: but aren’t you pansexual? So technically you’re not actually- Me: wow I’m so fucking gay
harryshippudge:you know whats wayyyyy easier than writing? scrolling through tumblr for hours and hours and tangentially thinking about your WIPs but not Actually working on them
idk why i never thought of this bUT WHAT IF THICK-THIGHED MIZUKI.
shakeitoffgirl: theproblematicblogger: Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight I’ve never reblogged one of these but I’m sorry I just cannot take this chance Actually statistically speaking, at least one spider crawls
asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay: sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard: drumlinegeek13: lamapalooza: sad-but-rad-man666: why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand I thought
kpopfanscanrelate: remember when you could read your song titles? but now it’s just
danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of
rahvenreyes: get to know me meme favorite female characters [4/10] Evelyn ‘Evie’ Carnahan “Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am. [Rick: And
Thinking about things but not actually doing a thi
cravings: socerrulz21: delightsandescapes: This is so nice! And this is actually a place in Costa Rica. A couple decided to start a refuge for stray dogs and now own around 700-900 doggies. It’s not state supported. They live on donations. Most are
ojitos-morenos: kaamidere: ojitos-morenos: thos-damn-cheetahs: Public school This gotta be in Cali It is this is actually the highschool I went to.This was the year book of the year that I graduated I’m screaming My friend dated the red haired
critter-of-habit: I’m sure there is actually some traditional ceremony or something that Grounders have to match warriors up with their seconds, but I like to think it’s more like picking out a puppy. Or maybe just in Anya and Lexa’s case.
bluemel0dies: Sex is so much better when the guy you’re fucking takes the time to learn what turns you on, and get this, actually DOES it?! Like honestly, the situation with this guy is not ideal but when we’re together i have so much fun.
inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
vect0r-analysis: vault-girl: vect0r-analysis: vault-girl: Obviously it’s not actually anywhere near as simple as this, but basically… uh how about nowhere near accurate… did you pick up a psych 101 textbook and come up with this? there’s
brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear. @timelessclassique
fuku-shuu:These are for megillien and norichuu and k-lionheart and baconhood and hattubel and etc. because, well…Jaejoong!Levi? Wings and all?FYI, the topmost part of his back tattoos (What fans out to the side) actually read: “The pleasures of
knight-jaejoong:artist :Lena_レナ I have receive permission from artist to repost the arts (x) Do not remove the source!
chauvinistsushi:softboycollective:princeowl:the trick to intrusive thoughts is not to try to resist em but like…..let them happen and dont fixate on them…treat them like an annoying friend who’s yelling random shit from the backseat like “hey
eschergirls: olgaulanova: americanninjax: isaia: mybodythehandgrenade: brinconvenient: gailsimone: chrishaley: Done and done. (Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.) You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.
noisyghost: i got about halfway through coloring this when i made the mistake of looking at tarot cards and thats why this is some weird clusterfuck of not-actually-tarot card-but-still-tarot-card aesthetic. I don’t want to date just any alien, I
crescentdf: Papyrus : WTF(´⊙ω⊙`)Sans , your fire lips broke the good time (x I don’t know what I was drawing actually XD. Maybe the story is not logical, but I don’t care (ﾟ∀。)/*This is the end !part 1part 2
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
the-unpopular-opinions: i actually really love math. it really makes me sad when people bash on math saying it’s not needed but forget about the other subjects that are also basically useless.
grymmdark:tuiccim:Say it LOUDER!!!!im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope
slave-wade: LONG DISTANCE CHASTITY - How to do it!I am currently locked in chastity and my keyholder is Goddess Samiey. She does not actually have the keys, but I do. This picture gives her the ability to make sure I cannot cheat and unlock myself. Let
sunsluckygrl: Not bad but…it would have been better if she was actually wet & truly enjoying it
daytonastatecollege: and their bells are annoying as shit but that’s just my opinion
fuckmetx:scoobydudeguy:Our new neighbor is a licensed massage therapist, but, since I’m not actually a client, he can do whatever he wants to me. I give, or should I say my ass, gives him the happy ending.
hamstermastersamster: There was a scene missing from Trespasser. Part 1 of ??? I’m not actually sure. I’m making this up as I go. I was gonna wait until the entire thing was finished but my shoulder is still touch and go and I can’t sit on finished
lucyzephyr: dareedseee: expose-the-light: Places That Look Not Normal, But Are Actually Real whoa…… I didn’t know you could take photos inside Faerie.
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: ironychan: trueffelkeks: Minute physics: There is no pink Nope, none. Pink does not actually exist. I’m a fan of pink, as you may have noticed from the design of this website, but it doesn’t
shorm: not-homophobic-but: [slurs cw] This might be my favourite tweet we’ve ever received. I’m honestly literally crying. People actually think this is how it works. - Mod D I AM LITERALLY CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THIS WAS GENUINELY SAID
t1dotacon: to expand on how hard it is to explain mgs, these are actual characters in various games: a vampire who can run on water and jump around really fast and not die but wait yes he can?a 7 foot tall russian man with electric powers who can shoot
ask-actual-angel-krista: Animators: it was a kiss Director: it was a kiss Most fans: it was a kiss Skeptics: idk man,,, could be anything u know,, romance just takes away from the true plot who even needs it,, I’m not homophobic but,,
fattyatomicmutant: n1ghtcrwler: snommelp: So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the
satanakennedy: Not actually knotting it - but *almost*
alithographicaart: ucresearch: Why we need GMOs to survive climate change Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history. “For 10,000 years,
lucidphoenixxx: brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear. oh wow wow wow this gives me some ideas
cherryhillpark: HAVE YOU SEEN MY VAGINA ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON?Hi!Well, it’s not actually missing, but I rarely get to see it. It’s just kind of tucked in there. I know what it looks like, due to my numerous photos all over the internet. It’s
seanizme: folie-a-donttouchme: seanizme: So this happened I’m not actually gay but this is how you deal with sex spammers “flaming homo” Thanks for noticing
Without going into too much details, my husband is receiving a bonus at work. It’s going to be a big boost to our savings AND suddenly, our dream of going to Puerto Rico is not just a dream anymore. Christmas 2017 we could really actually be there :D
the-absolute-best-posts: wherespauldoe: I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH i’m not actually sure if you guys want the links to these but if you do then here you go
hanatsuki89:Can you tell one of my favourite characters ever is Kuroo? (first one is Bokuto, btw) His expressions are funny to draw XDI don’t remember how I came up with this idea, but I can quite picture Kuroo acting like this. And I’m so deep into
thoughtsofnight: My favourite new bra - I love the ‘covered but not actually hiding anything’ look.
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