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find not actually but on porn pin board
not actually but clips
deformutilated: Stork scissors, that are not actually scissors but clamps that were used by midwives in the 1800’s to tie off the umbilical cord after a woman gave birth
babasgirlfriend: carnapptural: chickywuwu: summerashes: This is beautiful make Will Smith, Professor Utonium Kevin Hart as Mayor (a fool) and Angela Basset as Miss Bellum (the girls go to her for guidance) But can we not actually have the villains
americanapparel: Bunny Holiday in the Dainty Mesh Bodysuit from the Cali Sun & Fun Collection from American Apparel. I don’t care if you like american apparel women’s stuff or not. Actually I do, love them. But even if you don’t
amamakphoto: More perfectly end of summer photos.Find more summery pics in our new book! (but not actually these ones, since we just took them last week) 🌿(15.9.2015)
Hey, Guys, i really need your opinion! Do you think Shion could actually someday top Nezumi in bed???
wolfstar-thunderfrost: morrissarty: theumbrellaseller: bofurthebrodwarf: onamelancholyhill: mmirkwood: #most people don’t get the extent of what this means #THEIR FATHERS HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS #LIKE NOT DISLIKE #BUT ACTUALLY LEGIT HATE
kittenball: donechesters: Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
my roommate asked me why i watch cycling so i made this and i'm not sorry
mishasteaparty: #but Robert, you’re not actually Ton… oh whatever, just go with it. ;)
brunten: inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL im gunna fucking do this I swear.
flowersforflorence: peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff yeah but rapists
purple-shine: Not actual fisting but pretty much close. Was my first time doing anal
ultrafacts:The Bielefeld Conspiracy is a satire of conspiracy theories that originated in 1994 in the German Usenet, which claims that the city of Bielefeld does not actually exist, but is an illusion propagated by various forces. Originally an internet
sequestrandoblackjack: Oh gods, finally a drawing that I color and actually like the way it looks!! See? I’m already improving my coloring skills! Well, of course it’s not good, but I’m getting better at this! Well, hope you like it, I worked really
the-absolute-best-posts: wherespauldoe: I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH i’m not actually sure if you guys want the links to these but if you do then here you go
my-perfect-messs: Anyone? Ps those are not pimples but freckles other than one is an actual scar ugh 👎😞
kaiba-cave: peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff Yes but I’m scared of being murdered.
rupauldragsracists: njy2: versacepromises: THIS IS WILD White people can literally empathize with imaginary furry freaks but not actual real people of color boop BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
i’ve been putting this off because i really am lazy, but…tag..game….!do i do both sets? tagged by koreyan & phaenda Rule 1: Always post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions the person that tagged you in has written and write
inspiringsketches: not actually the topic of this blog but OMG THIS IS SO COOL
vondell-swain: it’s always weird when you’re following several different people who are frustrated about people on tumblr arguing but you’re not actually following any of the people doing any of the arguing so you just see a bunch of people who
benkling: benkling: Because people have requested a photoset, here’s all of last year’s Dictator Valentines*. *Several not actually dictators. There are more valentines here. Sorry for self-reblogging again, but these are also for sale this year!
noctom-poetom: shwaas: I saw this somewhere and I thought Tumblr would appreciate it Send this to all the “I love saying namaste and wearing bindis but hate the actual people ” white bitches i went to college with
satanakennedy: Not actually knotting it - but *almost*
The actual zodiac signs
The best thing about acting is that I get to lose myself in another character and actually get paid for it. It’s a great outlet. As for myself, I’m not sure who I am. It seems that I change every day
morrissarty: theumbrellaseller: bofurthebrodwarf: onamelancholyhill: mmirkwood: #most people don’t get the extent of what this means #THEIR FATHERS HATE EACH OTHERS GUTS #LIKE NOT DISLIKE #BUT ACTUALLY LEGIT HATE God bless Tolkien.
adrienneorpheus: lllorona: u kno what i love. growing up and realizing all the white people i thought were unattainably beautiful are not actually beautiful or even good looking. they are just white. A lot of the notes on this are angry but TBH after
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
When Mr. Crude first saw Emma he thought she was naked and asked if she was comfortable like that.Emma smiled and replied, “Actually, I’m not naked, but if you want me to be, I’ll be happy to slip off this bikini.”
I hear your voice when you’re away. It’s odd. Out of nowhere I’ll hear you say “Daddy” I wish so badly to respond but after a fraction of a second, I realize you’re not actually there. You think once I get on my
stay-close:I am not actually tired, but numb and heavy, and can’t find the right words.— Franz Kafka, from a letter to Felice Bauer, c. November 1912
ugh i’m so mad. I’ve been actually working really had this semester and I keep getting bad grades.. Well not bad, but I feel like i could be getting better grades… like i got 5/10 on my summer AP chem hw… and i did that shit
ftcreature:The Featured Creature: Deep Sea Siphonophore: a Creature Made of Creatures This remarkable ‘creature’ is not actually a creature at all, but multiple tiny creatures, called zooids, all living and working together. They combine to create
mishasteaparty: #but Robert, you’re not actually Ton… oh whatever, just go with it. Você sempre será o nosso “Iron Man”. :)
malfieisnotonfire: A round of applause to all of us who promised this would be a productive weekend, but are not actually doing anything to achieve that.
nakedcuddles: NC! Obviously I had to snap a picture for the first time Cuddle Club, so I made it happen! I guess the theme I tried to capture was not actually cuddles, but more the absence of. A lot of negative space, a feeling of longing. And while
hormoaning2-deactivated20170617: onedirection Not actually moving but…. vroooooom!!!
airville: Who’s Ready For The Air Jordan 6 “Black Cat” This Year?*Above Photos Are Not Actual Images Of The Shoe*If the rumors are true, these are set to drop on New Years Eve later this year, now I don’t know about you, but I’m a sucker
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
secretaccountsstuff:triple-quote-omo: “Aww did you pee your pants, thats super adorable!”“No shut up. I am not five!”“But you’re so adorable! I cant believe you actually had an accident!” God i want someone to make me wet myself then
halfway through it’ll become monthly as I start working on the sequel: There might also be something different about the TV show Friends but I’m not really sure I wasn’t a huge fan back on my world so it’s hard to say
ugh FUCK BROSTON LOOK AT THIS HOT PERSON OMFG I CANT STOP STARING SORRY NOT SORRY BUT UNFFF WOW PEOPLE LIKE THIS ACTUALLY EXSIST
n1ghtcrwler: snommelp: So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cameoappearance: mairzydotes: i don’t think people understand that people can ‘love’ you and not actually love you like my grandmother ‘loved’ me, but she also was always trying to change me. she tried to take
saddle-shoe: iveseenthetruth: traitspourtraits: Please, it’s not a romance The only ones who could ever see it as romance are those who didn’t read it or paedophiles. It’s an amazing book and I recommend it to anyone who can stomach it but
IM GETTING VERY STRESSED OUT, I CANT STOP EATING AND DARFIN IS TOO BUSY WITH DARK SOULS TO GIVE ME ATTENTION
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
Joke’s on you , person who went rifling through my purse in the locker room! I have no money and my cc is empty haaaahaha! But thanks for not actually stealing andything and only making me paranoid you piece of shit :)
One Million Moms attack ‘transgender’ H&M model… but she’s not actually trans
