not actual shit
NSFW Tumblr
find not actual shit on porn pin board
not actual shit clips
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
mxcleod:hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aestheticI am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
mercurykiss: gentlemanbones: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
nevarmind: beingthatdreamer: black-knife: annoyed ^we actually do not give a shit Haha gud 1
Honestly though. This thing about not living for someone else but only for yourself.. is anyone actually believing that shit? The only reason I haven’t let go yet is because I don’t want to disappoint my therapists more than I already do.
jortsdotcom:How is “asexuality doesn’t actually exist and you just have a sexual disorder that needs to be cured” not like, a classic pro-conversion therapy argument? It’s crazy that I’m seeing other gay and trans people my age say this shit
compassionatereminders:Being kind isn’t actually about how much shit you can quietly take. You can be kind and still shut down people who attempt to use and manipulate you. Kindness is about treating others well whenever you can, not about how much
petalis replied to your post: I actually spend at least 2 hours before I go out every night making myself look like shit. Omg why It’s not intentional omg
devil-delta-deactivated20190915:Webby: CREEPER!Violet working on her redstone and not looking: aw man!Webby got blown up by a creeper Violet: oh shit you meant an actual creeper
nixpunk:i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
3rad5you: la-spooky-chouchou: princesshuffernoodle: eoinoconchobhair: What the actual fuck Get the fuck away from me holy shit can u not
lioness-in-the-rain: creampierisklove: lioness-in-the-rain: I have huge respect for people that can actually come up with decent captions, I’m definitely not one of them. Fuck that shit out of her.Creampie her Pussy See? I can never come up with
precumming: commongayboy: No wonder her music changed so much this actually makes a lot of sense Let Go was my shit, not even gonna lie.
xxx tumblr
skiretehfox: servantmarth: whitequeenschneein221b: I may be late to the party.. BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING YOU GUYS. It’s got the snowflake and everything- IT’S A HUNTING STORE I SHIT YOU NOT Even in real life, there is Schnee
vaako-7: Aight so I had a bunch of people ask me to turn one of my images into an animation, so I made this one in about 20 minutes. It’s pretty shit and not indicative of what I try to actually release, but maybe some of you will enjoy anyway! This
the-giant-skeleton: xhonk: nightvalesponsors: idontbluff: I AM CLEARING UP THIS WHOLE QUESTION ABOUT WHAT A FOX SAYS. That’s actually pretty fucking scary. did it say rawr or rawwn hearing that shit in the middle of the woods at night is not
bogleech: goth-cowboy: bogleech: For real I don’t think there has ever, not even once, actually been a single real case of a girl “pretending” to enjoy geek shit to get in some fanboy’s pants because nobody would put that much effort into impressing
unwinona: disgustinghuman: youcanlevitateme: pimpunderthemountain: had to shut a bitch down today This is actually horrifying. Oh maaaan I love this shit. Fuck playing Ramona to some little boy’s Scott Pilgrim complex. Now I’m not expecting
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so
ymmmir: ymmmir: curryuku: merlin-willcome-withme: soundphase: the best characters are ones that act cool or charismatic but are actually fucking losers I DID NOT PUT A HORSE THERE I PUT JEAN KIRSCHTEIN THERE WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHITS
lagio: agenderskeleton: asriels: for fuck’s sake i am so sick of admiring a female celebrity only for them to pull shit like this (source) Wow that’s not even “I don’t actually know what feminism mean” that’s just super transmisogynist
spazzyena: assassins-doin-shit: captain-of-the-garrison: kuronightsword: ultrafacts: musingsofabunyip: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used
ghost-grantaire: what was remarkable about matilda was that it was her actual family that treated her like shit, not an orphanage or a step-parent or that she was adopted or anything like that. there was no reveal like miss honey is like “im your
un-father:Actual Daddy porn is not men fucking and being called Daddy.Is men doing house chores: cleaning the bathroom, cooking, taking care of pets, taking care of children, fixing shit around the house, doing shopping lists and getting the things in
indevampire: chirart: fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis. It’s not ironic if
just-shower-thoughts: “I shit you not, the car actually had a STEERING WHEEL” will some day be the punchline to amusing anecdotes about buying a cheap car.
