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marissarei: At the risk of sounding like a “fat, bitter bitch” I’m not interested in doing emotional labor for thin women. I’m sorry you’re sad about your body but bitch me too and I’ve got actual systemic shit to worry about on top of that.
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
polyvinylmonster: Hang in there, Usagimodoki ／(･ × ･)＼ —————————————————————————— I’m not shitting tho, his “portrait necktie” is an actual merchandise from COSPA and sold for more
rynnay: watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit” actually there is a down side. a woman would get shit done the first time. the people would see the difference and never elect another man. so
makunahatata: reminder that scanlation teams don’t fucking owe you shit it’s easy to sit on your ass and whinge about a lack of updates when you’re not the one actually doing all the work they don’t HAVE to be doing this for us and yet they are.
musicforthedemoninside: yumcircles: thestarscientist: vindictev: oh-the-linsanity: fooboo24: dailymantra: eyan-j: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand. fucking Alchemists this is actually a sport I shit you not fucking Alchemists Yup.
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
kingjaffejoffer: theblacktroymcclure: kingjaffejoffer: Meek responds His response is actually pretty good “Instafingers” 50 still got a goon squad broke or not. This may end very poorly Ross been shitting on 50 for over 5 years now and fif’s
regularsizegloria: dynastylnoire: sandboxsimba: ghettablasta: Help Cover Funeral Costs for Ramadhan Mohammed After Brutal Attack. Hate crimes have become so popular these days FUCK THIS SHIT Booooooooooooost The two men (not white actually)
leiagrace: your-art-is-fucking-shit: leiagrace: lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually. men: Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbianNo, apparently all men
love-and-bdsm: aminddarkly:God bless porn that is about actual sex and not that acrobatic contortionist shit. I’m so fucking tired of the actors being in weird positions just so people can see a little dick. Omg his smile in the first gif is adorable…
gabifresh: i-guess-im-okay: gingerb3ard: the1975-bastille: azkabanescapee: carbonated-milk: hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this Holy shit I’m trying not to cry. i really needed this one tonight omfg Do it!!! lol this actually worked :’)
mercurykiss: gentlemanbones: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the
strangeasanjles: deadlydinos: It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers. Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
exaltedmagic:This just in–there’s a new demon design from SMTIV that actually looks pretty awesome and not shit. Anyone know the artist?
queeninthycastle:justalifelongphase:officialarmatoloi:critical-perspective:tunte:Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid
girigiri-safe: waaaaiiittt, if they end Magi at 25.. that’s not enough time to reveal why there are 4 Magi is it?? If they leave things unfinished I am going to crack the shits big time! Actually, unless they do what the original series of FMA did,
turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
crashwasplayingbadeverything: swaggaraptor: chiefkeeffanfiction: amydentata: At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes. Go trigger warn some shit That’s not transphobic, though. He’s
indevampire: chirart: fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis. It’s not ironic if
bae-stop-playin: natashasledger: my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah” this is the most accurate shit relating
jessicachastainted: agenderskeleton: asriels: for fuck’s sake i am so sick of admiring a female celebrity only for them to pull shit like this (source) Wow that’s not even “I don’t actually know what feminism mean” that’s just super transmisogynist
speedoweedo: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for
sexysexnsuch: missmollymodified: aminddarkly: God bless porn that is about actual sex and not that acrobatic contortionist shit. I’m so fucking tired of the actors being in weird positions just so people can see a little dick. Same ^ -Dani
marsincharge: At the risk of sounding like a “fat, bitter bitch” I’m not interested in doing emotional labor for thin women. I’m sorry you’re sad about your body but bitch me too and I’ve got actual systemic shit to worry about on top of that.
I feel really guilty for not liking the cat as much as my husband and dog and I’m sick to death of being the one to always pick up after that damn cat. And I can’t do shit about it because I’m actually somewhat attached to that beast
adirtylilsecret: somedayinjakarta: If it wasn’t true Katy would ignore it, or refute it, not use emojis like we all do when we know that shit true. No Dark Horse is being played because it has crossover appeal and is actually a very catchy song
I’m actually glad that my cousin and his girlfriend isn’t together anymore, I might sound cruel and shit but fuck I did not like her, nor her damn cat.
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so
northlyn: inexcusablybored: northlyn: northlyn: I wish it was as easy to change clothes as it is in animal crossing Actually I just wish life was as easy as it is in animal crossing Fuck that shit I’m not being in debt to Tom Nook my whole life
midnight-sun-rising: sapphiredoves: midnight-sun-rising: sugahcane: sapphiredoves: Am I mean or? Not at all I’m just a manly man! I have “all the girls” mentalities are pathetic. Lol it’s actually a girl Shit same thing. Women think
kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually
justalifelongphase:officialarmatoloi:critical-perspective:tunte:Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It
ezroxy: candyredterezii: the most unrealistic thing about Unfriended is that their Skype names are their actual names and not shit like “Bill Clinton’s Bee Farm.” reblog w yr skype name in the tags
andioyu: Me: aw how sweet all the cats in this house run up to me as soon as i enter the roo- wait a second they just want to be fed also one of them vomited on the carpet just now 🙀😿😹
weight-a-second: frostingpeetaswounds: stormagedon: loseyourselfinthenight: I don’t even watch this shit, but he’s hilarious. I might actually be him he’s my favorite kardashian and he’s not even a kardashian i aspire to find someone
flexblr: fingersofdoom: oldiegoldies: Mark Rippetoe, not a bodybuilder but quite an impressive physique though. ~OldiesGoldies This is Roger Estep you shits I redeem myself with an actual pic of Rip
kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually have
ethankwolfe: xthefaceofthefacelessx: karin-420: xthefaceofthefacelessx: magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols I actually feel sorry
disenchantinqs: a guide on how to not be a shit texter: don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!! ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!! answer their damn questions!! if you have to
herdreadsrock: fuckyoufee: jcoleknowsbest: supremeth0t: untouchmyhair: silencesongbird: If you know what cracker actually mean this shit isnt funny at all. Its not about us being white like a cracker ( food) its about us being a hard ass like the
the-giant-skeleton: xhonk: nightvalesponsors: idontbluff: I AM CLEARING UP THIS WHOLE QUESTION ABOUT WHAT A FOX SAYS. That’s actually pretty fucking scary. did it say rawr or rawwn hearing that shit in the middle of the woods at night is not
mxcleod: hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aesthetic I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
