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gotitforcheap: old people will post a status on facebook like “check out the youtube video where…” but not post the actual link for it because they’re dumb as shit and also they ruined the economy
vaako-7: Aight so I had a bunch of people ask me to turn one of my images into an animation, so I made this one in about 20 minutes. It’s pretty shit and not indicative of what I try to actually release, but maybe some of you will enjoy anyway! This
sansfans: dreamy-94: Possession “we’ll be together forever, won’t we?”trying serious thing doesn’t hurt… or it does…. //deadIt’s not very great i know xDit took me 2 days for this shit actually… I’m crying … //Sob :SCREAMS:
parasitesofrapture: Hekapoo-Flats Did Lad actually COLOR SOMETHING!? Yeah, thanks to a friend I finally found a way to color things a shit ton faster than I normally do so I tested it out and…well it works. Note however, that it’s not exactly…clean
ifwecansparkle: m0llyh8su: therickymartin: andysambergsbitch: explaining autism Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit Oh my god Hello, yes, let’s actually break down this episode shall we? This episode features not one, but TWO autism
superheronights: Naked cuddles are actually the best thing bc you can lay there and know that eventually the other person will fuck the shit out of you. RIGHT? Like theres no way NOT to fuck in that situation… it always ends in fucking…
lol Now that I’m purposely not responding to bull shit hypocrite SJW posts… I notice they are coming almost exclusively from a few blogs….. for the first time on here… I’m actually gonna unfollow some people…
mercurykiss: gentlemanbones: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the
advice-animal: Nature’s gift Actually there a group developing trees that emit wifi signals. I shit you not.
studiobells: About time I actually post something. A short D.va loop I made during a stream weeeeks ago while realising how shit SFM is. So what have I been doing these last weeks? ~ Learning Maya … and not animating in SFM. Much better quality Maya
thatsfmnoob: Tasting a winged throat. 720 [ MP4 | Webm ] Not flavor text. I’ve been going through some hard stuff lately, so I’m sorry in advance for the shit quality… Also I found out how to export to actual MP4, so MP4 has better quality than
spazzyena:assassins-doin-shit: captain-of-the-garrison: kuronightsword: ultrafacts: musingsofabunyip: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used instead
selfshot-nation: Submit your pics - s3lfsh0tnati0n@gmail.com Snapchat me @ silusp Funny story about this girl… Actually, not really. I have no clue who she is lol. But she’s hot, and I’d fuck the shit outta her!!
onelonelygod: The Doctr pulled away, shaking his head, slightly annoyed. He knew that Rose was just trying to help him, but he didn’t need help. In fact, he didn’t even want her help. Time Lords didn’t get sick. Or, at least, that was what he
im not exaggerating for internet fame, i have actually kicked women out of my apartment for lying to me about sex. if youll lie to me about something as inconsequential as fucking, youd be willing to lie to me about some serious shit. and i dont play
i don’t understand how it took y'all this long to realize the police ain’t got shit for you. how long it took for y'all to actually finally understand your rights in regard to the police. and why y'all are just now not fucking with the law.
Me: God damn I hate (game). It fucking sucks and I hate it and only dumb losers like it, and the developers eat shit forever.Someone: Hey, in (game), how does (thing) work?Me: Well it’s actually very clever, because not only do the mechanics of (game)
undesirable-carrotface replied to your post: not that anyone actually looks at anyones tumblr pages i sometimes look at other people’s pages. you have memeagomas for your background (or however the shit you spell ‘memeagoma’) although it’s
pikaballoons: i’m going to go the extra mile and suggest she’s lying about her mental issues because it’s just enough for her excuse herself saying dumb shit on the internet but not intense enough to get her to actually want to seriously hurt herself
if i actually do a monster girl portfolio im not sure how i should price it or which method, like uh pay-what-you want ũ minimum but if you pay over a certain amount you get extra shit or a flat rate i dunno
furrypost-generator: leo-vakt: furrypost-generator: not to start drama but furries are actually good people Oh honey… just because there are few gross people out there doesn’t mean this community is terrible lol miss me with that negativity shit
beepunk: in a nutshell: autism speaks does not have a single member on their board that actually has autism they use awful methods to raise funds and rely on shit stereotypes and villainizing autism to cause fear in people which is obviously the LAST
fffffffffff I just know I’m going to relapse soon. I’m actually surprised I’ve gone as long as I have not doing it. It’s gotta be at least ninish/tenish months (I stopped keeping track of this shit years ago). It’s
queenconsuelabananahammock: agenderskeleton: asriels: for fuck’s sake i am so sick of admiring a female celebrity only for them to pull shit like this (source) Wow that’s not even “I don’t actually know what feminism mean” that’s just
Seriously, can you guys believe that this cute looking little asian teenager is a fucking north korean AND related to Kim Jong-il? My mind is NOT able to process this mindfuckery right now holy shit he’s actually CUTE. (The rest of the family is
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sc010f: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
strangeasanjles: deadlydinos: It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers. Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist
leiagrace: your-art-is-fucking-shit: leiagrace: lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually. men: Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbianNo, apparently all men
buttersmd: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so
tha-mi-beo:bogleech: pretty real shit on this poster at our doctor’s office actually Image reads:Here is a simple rule, eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full. Eat many different foods. There are no “bad” foods.It’s not good for
junjou-haato: SAME SEX MARRIAGE IS NOT LEGAL IN THE UKIT HAS PASSED THE FIRST ROUND OF GETTING THERE, IN ENGLAND AND WALES ONLY.IT HAS MORE SHIT TO GO THROUGH BEFORE IT’S ACTUALLY LEGAL.
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
policecallsnogbox: rollership: surface tension is a physical invisible object. NO STOP OW not only are hornets evil and violent they are actually evil violent WIZARDS shit.
ethankwolfe: xthefaceofthefacelessx: karin-420: xthefaceofthefacelessx: magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols I actually feel sorry
mxcleod:hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aesthetic I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
shining-latios: My love for big, scary and strong characters who are actually massive cinnamon roll dorks who love cute shit is still as strong as ever. She’s such a babe I’m absolutely not surprised she ended up being one of my favs. I also totally
teenagah: holykittens: christmasorgasms: oscurovolpe: Harry potter fans are creepy as fuck. Jesus I wish I could afford to be that bored with my life not like some poor underpaid janitor has to clean that shit up or anything… actually the year
I notice alotta young girls…(notice i said girls not women…there is a difference)…thats their whole shit. “ Oohh you can’t handle me” …im a savage” and so and so. did they ever consider that theres actually men out
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
carcinogenetifisting: lickthecarpet: carcinogenetifisting: kony joins a band of high school girls stop k-ony NO WE ARE NOT DOING THAT SHIT TONIGHT omg look this person is actually trying to stop kony
karin-420: xthefaceofthefacelessx: magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your
pharaohsparklefists: Episode 89! Big drama, quick action, shit not sorted out! Such quick action, actually, I’m going to do something I haven’t done in a long time, and recap a whole episode at once. BUCKLE UP! Malik is being a total unreasonable
douchetier: since the whole daddyofive thing came to light can we actually just? stop youtube “prank” culture in general. and im not talking about harmless little shit. i’m talking about actively fucking with kids, making them cry, and also messing
nataliaohhnatalia: asliceandaspritetogo: cockchomp: what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video Hey look I’m on video
artmankoso: aco… man these almost weren’t done with all the shit I actually have to draw and even then I’m not all that proud of the finished productbut I got some practice out of it so that’s a plus I guess
mrawkweird: Now I’m not saying the JoJo Crew’s a bunch a dumbasses…but they should consider hiring you for future cases because when things look suspect you actually start investigating shit.
stereowire:too much shit in the tag, not enough actual trash. i found this next to the dumpsters tho and brought it back for us all
ella-morales: Fuck you, Anna. Haven’t you gotten pissed off at Jordan over stupid shit as well? At least I have a reason, but it’s not like I expect you to understand. You have the relationship history of an eleven year old child. Actually
vindictev: oh-the-linsanity: fooboo24: dailymantra: eyan-j: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand. fucking Alchemists this is actually a sport I shit you not fucking Alchemists Yup. That’s the World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion
speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer
kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually
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