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lewdfiggotry: Aww shit, son! We page 1 nao! Actually using text and not handwriting makes it look all professional and shit. As you can guess, this comic is about fig-chan and how much of a jerkshit asswipe she is. Yes, she isn’t a pure shy maiden.
mooseleys: Crowley looking at Sam this hurts my feels <33
the-stray-liger: liger-after-dark: Ahegaos are so hard to draw but holy shit this was actually really fun to do. Actually you know what there’s not even nipples in these and I haven’t put up art in a while so have these I guess?
nostopdasgay: officialbioware: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I
sageruto: the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that
thatll-do: mikkeneko: mikkeneko: mikkeneko: character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually
keepwithinmyreach: perlina: shiker: xletterbombx: misteryspot: THIS!< You shitted your pants, eh??> XDDD OMG THIS IS PERFECT. We actually do this everytime XDDD Not always for me XD I don’t get the last one, actually! SO TRUE! THIS.
What REALLY makes go “wtf is wrong with you people” is when I stumble across shit like this:*stares* Sorry not sorry but I’m fucking disgusted how there are still people around who actually support shit like this. What the fuck is wrong with you.
thefujoshi: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK i’m not sure if i hate someone enough to do this to them oh my god OH MY GOD WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
aphfandoms:Actually I love how I can say “I understand shit” and “I understand shit” and it can both mean “I understand everything” and “I understand nothing” English slang is horrific and if you’re not a native English speaker good
kurves-n-kurls: niemacreamm: ardnale: niemacreamm: I’m actually nasty. Not the fake shit y’all claim. I’m with the shits …. lol. 😈 Literally 💕 What baby girl said. You’ve been warned😘
hoarous: jumpingjacktrash: awkwaben: Oh holy shit. oh my god, this is a real match and not an anime and there are no wires that actually happened in the real world. :O …holy shit what
not everyone!!! fucking plays!!!!!! competitive!! shut the actual fuck up about that ‘it’s quick play chill’ shit believe it or not i’d actually not like to lose 700 times in a row
labias: Same thing with detox tea they just use green tea and idk add some flavors and shit and they use actual fitness models to promote their products and make people think it actually works like you’re not losing 20 pounds a month just by drinking
officialbioware: kawaiipyro: i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once #I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT
officialtaylorandrew: cookiemonstahz: soft-grunge-w0nderland: vodka-andrazors: dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: p0tayto: the-anonymous-giver: shestillcuts: the-cali-coast: thinnestthinnerthin: ashulay: arjenploeger: mallysmiles: It saddens
phosphorescentt: dreamlessdelirium: inyourbirdcage: socialdisability: gayborhoodwatch: What a fuckboy. This is the convo I’ve been posting about This guy is a living piece of shit. I have not read such tar filled sewage come out in a while. Kill
prettyboyshyflizzy:jessicamdawn:jamminlucario:gofredyourself:yondu does not fuck around This was the rawest shit Yondu was talking shit the whole movie and then suddenly it turns out he wasn’t just talking shit, he actually had shit to talk about.
professor-pop-that: remember2breath: Macklemore actually speaking out and joined the protest. Respect I promise not to shit on Macklemore any longer.
Ok but Quinn and Puck aren’t still gonna be a thing are they? Because no one actually wanted that, right?
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
ravenclawslayerettesteamfreewill:destiel-is-my-canon: cakeandspankings: What’s even more amazing than Cas just going through Dean’s shit is Dean not actually bitching at him about it. This is one of my favorite moments, because I can’t imagine
symphonyofthieves: <3
no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin:Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually
ncc-1337: oscaricaas: BB-8 being a little shit I love this so much. BB-8 is real he’s not just CGI, he’s an actual functioning robot. There’s just something magical in knowing this beloved droid is an actual thing that exist in our world.
plisetskis: #IM NOT CRYING #YOU’RE CRYING ಥ⌣ಥ
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
lilbijou: feministwomenofcolor: gold-kushkloudz: I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions LMAO
no-shitting-sherlock: cucumberbatchin: Sometimes I get ‘readers-block’, like I can’t read anything to save my life, I’ll start 10 books and stop each after seven pages because all I’ll want is to already have read that book and not actually
Because you shit out the French fries three hours later because your body can’t digest them properly because they’re not actually fUCKING POTATOES
pullmyhair-bitelikethat: I just want cuddles and to be reminded that I’m not actually a complete piece of shit
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
Joke’s on you , person who went rifling through my purse in the locker room! I have no money and my cc is empty haaaahaha! But thanks for not actually stealing andything and only making me paranoid you piece of shit :)
ilovepsych: meggannn: #Thank god I thought this was gonna be another pretentious quote about how Tumblr’s favorite villains are not actually evil #READING THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE this is a spongebob reference you shits
I drew this on the day this episode actually aired but I wasnt sure I liked how it came out so I put off posting it for a while
i-hate-the-beach: holy shit. u got me like a billion followers, well okay not actually, but can u post another ! http://almostfamousuniverse.tumblr.com/ YES OF COURSE! you’re gorgeous! thank-you so much!! go follow this hottie <3
oh-shit-a-tc: No it’s not his age. No it’s not his power. No it’s not his authority. It’s him. It’s the way his eyes light up when he talks about the things he loves. It’s the way he actually attentively listens when you speak. It’s
I actually liked the plot to Strikers (Im a bit bias cuz I love Subaru and Subaru and Teana are whiterose 2.0 srsly) maybe cus like Ruby, I am such a weapons dork and do you realize how awesome Subaru weapon was? AND SHE FOUGHT ON ROLLAR BLADES THAT SHIT
yun-daehan: trinathewolf: bugeyedfreaks: memercup: kaliya16: @memercup @greenpuffpowerpuff this was amazing. bubbles the sarcastic fuck. not only blossom’s but all of their expressions. the amazingly voiced and relatable buttercup. how mojo jojo
nobrandminda: “Show us the Galaxy Warp! Oh, come on! I know you’ve seen it!” Gotta admit, I did not expect that to be an actual clue about Lapis’ history.
glitteryspacegeneral: aprillikesthings: mckitterick: bonnietakesnosh-t: gallusrostromegalus: thegestianpoet: waveu-p: To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them. ^ what? do they not have
shitnorthernlionsays: mfw when Ryab is actually really attractive and how have we not noticed this before
Oh shit, could that nice man stuck in a wall actually be… THE WALL(spyincorporated1500)OH MY GOD
OK SO Vivid is not /that/ bad rn cause they’re just fighting and its actually interesting, especially that nanoha vs einhart jfc u almost gOT HER EIN, ALMOST
[f!corrin walking up to selena while pulling someone with her]f!corrin: Hey, selena! I want you to meet someone.selena: Ugh, Corrin, i’m kind of busy right now? What is-f!corrin: This is Princess Lucina! She’s our new recruit and an Einhe-Lucina:
unthrifty–loveliness: thatpinkmatter: smouldered: naked-yogi: midnight-mademoiselle: yungkiitten: wouldyoukindlynotbegross: ⚠️ Trigger Warning ⚠️ Selling stories about being raped as a minor is not okay. I understand that she
