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kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually
studiobells: About time I actually post something. A short D.va loop I made during a stream weeeeks ago while realising how shit SFM is. So what have I been doing these last weeks? ~ Learning Maya … and not animating in SFM. Much better quality Maya
shavostars: rickenn: “VILLAGER COMES TO TOWN” is actually the most threatening fucking shit like everyone else has “joined the battle” or “entered the arena” but the villager is different. he has arrived, and he’s not going to stop at
lilithn: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging for the Sunday morning
speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer
supreme-leader-stoat: Not all heroes can fly; sometimes they ride bikes. edgarallenbroe: As funny as this is some teenagers actually did this shit one day. They were bicycling around the neighborhood and got an alert. Looked up, saw a car fitting the
mxcleod: hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aesthetic I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
northlyn: inexcusablybored: northlyn: northlyn: I wish it was as easy to change clothes as it is in animal crossing Actually I just wish life was as easy as it is in animal crossing Fuck that shit I’m not being in debt to Tom Nook my whole life
I figured it out you guys I’m not shit! I’m actually slime
malachite-squid: “Can you little piece of green shit not hop around like a fkn frog on acid and actually do some healing?“ “I personally don’t like Lucio’s music that much…”
leiagrace: your-art-is-fucking-shit: leiagrace: lesbians: No thanks. I don’t like men, actually. men: Oh yes, because it’s totally not like some men are able to distinguish the difference between a straight and a lesbianNo, apparently all men
daamonx:laguzmage:thenon-fictiondays:nerdgul:expcake:1-420-666-6969:How the fuck has this site become so bearable. This place was a shit show a few years ago but now it’s actually good and not full of instant discourse the way Facebook and Twitter
fullymechanized-consoomer:manywinged:i think it’s awesome when someone has a giant weapon they physically shouldn’t be able to wield and just wrecks shit actually. who cares if it’s not realistic it looks cool as hell.What’s even better
sir2u-boy: marriedjock8: Fuck that hurts, why the fuck did I agree to this—->Ok it’s not so bad but I don’t get what all the fuss is about—->wow that’s actually pretty good—->omg that is some good shit—->God-fucking-dammit,
b0uffalant: bananasagainstonision: Onision can defend/suck up to Caitlyn Jenner all he wants but it will not erase the fact that he’s actually a transphobic piece of shit. For those of you who r praising onision rn lmao.
3rad5you: la-spooky-chouchou: princesshuffernoodle: eoinoconchobhair: What the actual fuck Get the fuck away from me holy shit can u not
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
putrida: I’m not the team ‘’I get offended by everything’’ But to be honest, it’s real shit seeing straight girls making jokes about how lesbian they are/how lesbians they want to be, while real lesbian girls, girls who actually don’t
dreadcaptainwatson: prospits this got… out of hand…the beta kids are released from the juju after like an eternity in there and dave finds karkat alive and i actually shed tears while drawing this i shit you not“intimate and kind of hurt/comfort
cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe nor is it a bullshit move
uglynewyork: when I say I’m broke that can range from having no money in my pocket or actually having money and I’m not tryna spend that shit ‘cause then I’d be forreal broke.
yemme: hoeswithclothes: caliphorniaqueen: betterthankanyebitch: Who wore it better? Kylie Jenner or Joseline Hernandez? (x) these are actual facts. Aka black girls does this shit Not one lie. The streets have always been the leader of fashion.
topbottomsearchdrum: brentrw25: My big cock. I don’t know if this is actually his cock or not but…………. HOLY SHIT
turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
dillonfrancisismydad: poisonousfumes: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit is this not real or something they exist. it’s called EDM, son
indevampire: chirart: fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis. It’s not ironic if
mxcleod:hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aestheticI am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
It's not ALL Beliebers that say shit about Selena, but about 85% of my fucking dashboard is filled with crap about her, it's really annoying and just rude. "OH SELENA'S A BITCH, SHE'S SUCH A WHORE, GET A LIFE" fuck you. She actually HAS a life, and she's
I still can not believe he actually did that! Wrestling must be faker than I thought, there is no way a human being could do that shit without ropes or GCI or magic powers. HOE LEE FUCK
handyjay: Chris Crocker actually inspired me to be the person I am today. I would not be able to strut my shit in 7 inch heels and the tightest dress you can find if it weren’t for him. I was/am in love with being able to myself and I thank Chris Crocker
thesparkthatneverdies: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being Exactly! Whether you’re a WWE fan or not, a John Cena fan or even think he can’t
sexysexnsuch: missmollymodified: aminddarkly: God bless porn that is about actual sex and not that acrobatic contortionist shit. I’m so fucking tired of the actors being in weird positions just so people can see a little dick. Same ^ -Dani
spazzyena: assassins-doin-shit: captain-of-the-garrison: kuronightsword: ultrafacts: musingsofabunyip: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Why is “balloon” in quotation marks? I need to know what he actually used
jazzprowl2: Brooooo I’ve been into the book of life for a while now, my shading/coloring skills are shit it’s actually motivated me to do some DIGITAL drawings. I’m not enough of an online artist to make this common knowledge but this is highly
ikahomine: HOLY SHIT THIS COVER IM DEAD SOMEONE KIL ME AGAIN IM KUROSE TAKING HIS SHIRT OFF AT THE BACK //INTERALLY SCREAMMAAMMSMSMS// EDIT: ACTUALLY NOT TAKING IT OFF BUT PUTTING IT BACK ON IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST FINISHED THE FRICK FRACK OH GOD
chellokoru: “Huh? what do u mean its not possible?!” ‘Chased by deadlines, having to run to print shop and paper company for shits and being very worked up’ art student AU noya san wearing glasses. Plot twist: it’s actually
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
Ever notice the people who talk the most shit about college have not opened up a text book since 2007? "Its' just a piece a piece of paper". No, it's actually a degree that symbolizes how you had to step out of your comfort zone and passed an array of
strangeasanjles: deadlydinos: It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers. Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist
nataliaohhnatalia: asliceandaspritetogo: cockchomp: what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video Hey look I’m on video
fats:Hey guys, I know that some of you that follow this blog are not into porn and aren’t necessarily interested in my work…. here’s the thing, I’m in a contest where I could win a shit load of money. Enough money that Nate and I could actually
illbegotdamn: trebled-negrita-princess: tina-rose: so-treu: i actually squealed, so this gets reblogged Me trying to fight bae. That’s what TRUE not giving a shit looks like come get these PAWS mane! lol
badger-actual: tiffanarchy: I’m really starting to think y’all are just pissed because you just want to wreck shit, but you want to feel justified and revolutionary while doing it. I’m not gonna just sit here and roll my eyes at that when people
osteologies: if you tell someone suffering from depression that they are lazy and disgusting for not always being able to get out of bed every day or do simple tasks like washing their hair you are an ableist piece of shit actually if you try to tell
karin-420: xthefaceofthefacelessx: magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols I actually feel sorry for Americas youth. This is your
hellyeahehitfromtheback: dreamn4him: exposethajocks: sexxxxsexxxx: Send your submissions to freakie_jayson@yahoo.com www.sexxxxsexxxx.tumblr.com Lol I have his nudes too. Like his actual nudes, not this “oh that might be him” shit. He is cute
teenageteen: meganamberlynn: teenageteen: pisses me off when ppl say ur instead of u’re Actually, it is: “your”, “you’re”, and “people”. Not, “ppl”, “ur”, and “u’re” shit is it rlly