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strangeasanjles: deadlydinos: It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers. Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist
mangoestho: i actually would love for more moc/black men to be vocal about this shit and be invested in black girl freedom. b/c it’s like they are hands off b/c “it’s not about them” or their privilege but if u are here for black people, you
mxcleod: hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aesthetic I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
nixpunk: i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
speedoweedo: speedoweedo: ndiecity: speedoweedo: speedoweedo: on a list of dumb shit i know: the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer
terpsikeraunos: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit
ugh i’m so mad. I’ve been actually working really had this semester and I keep getting bad grades.. Well not bad, but I feel like i could be getting better grades… like i got 5/10 on my summer AP chem hw… and i did that shit
ok hi reasons to be in the theme makers: im actually not bad at html, like i can change a few things but i cant make themes and i would really like to (: i hope you pick me bc im also really nice and shit :) yeeahh ily x
askdurnklalonde:TG: what no she dont do JACK SHIT FOR ME.TG: jakes wily bitch ass grandma gets me ready for when evil sea witch wants to get her rocks off.TG: its actually not fun at all!!!!
You deserve someone who actually proves to you that they're sorry. Not someone who keeps saying sorry and does more and more shit.
bitchlyps: prettylittleheartbeat: gabrieltakethewheel: hhooLLLY SHIT THIS MY SISTER, THIS IS ACTUALLY MY SISTER. MY SISTER HAS A 10,000 NOTE GIFSET ABOUT HER JESUS I AM DYING . update: I AM ON THE PHONE WITH HER AND JUST SENT HER THIS AND I’M NOT
ethankwolfe: xthefaceofthefacelessx: karin-420: xthefaceofthefacelessx: magnacarterholygrail: so-treu: LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols I actually feel sorry
kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually have
mxcleod:hatagay:*puts octopus on head* aesthetic I am so fucking done with all these fucking aesthetic posts what the actual fuck there better not be any god damn person with a fucking piece of shit octopus on their head when i scroll down bc if there
cristobalite: riseofthecommonwoodpile: use a banana to fix a dvd the funniest thing about lifehackable is that they post absurd shit like this and don’t actually explain it. maybe it is possible to use a banana to fix a dvd. who knows? not me. but
aminddarkly:God bless porn that is about actual sex and not that acrobatic contortionist shit. I’m so fucking tired of the actors being in weird positions just so people can see a little dick.
nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes
suricattus: diananock: thebeautyofperception: Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit. weirdly, or maybe not-weirdly, photos like this fill me with hope. Because no matter how much we stamp our feet and insist on being All-Important, maybe we’re actually
kiokushitaka: nijuukoo: breaking-banjos: gician: justalifelongphase: officialarmatoloi: critical-perspective: tunte: Why This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire. holy shit Okaaaay. If any of you actually
geekishchic: nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so
3rad5you: la-spooky-chouchou: princesshuffernoodle: eoinoconchobhair: What the actual fuck Get the fuck away from me holy shit can u not
Wow, that actually hit me really deep right now. Like shit that was completely out of no where. That song is already deep but not sure why just this time around it reminded me of you. All the memories just kinda came back and I got the chills. I miss
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby: It all started with a simple photo kladfjlsdjf all of my shit is lost GUH…I think that my brain just dripped out through my ears. I kid you not about this: tears are actually
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mishasteaparty: AOL TV: Did you have any say in that clip the showed from “Days Of Our Lives” for The French Mistake? Jensen: No! No… it actually scared the shit out of me when I saw it. I looked at it and I’m like… that’s not… oh that
regardsbree replied to your post: story of my suitor and how I am actually probably… OMG this shit only happens in movies! You were so slick! GURL, you better not delete that number! Send him a text or something, shoo. & he was tall &
peachemai:personally i think 2d animation and 3d animation are both equally good. the problem is that companies dont know how to actually use 3d animation to its fullest ability. like spiderverse? thats how shit should be DONE not generic big eyed kids
mercurykiss: gentlemanbones: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the
deadlyflashesofgreen: camerapits: themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital
technicolorvanity: For the record, MJ does not “treat” seizures.Shit weed will actually TRIGGER my seizures. Though low THC strains with higher levels of Cannibinoils (Charlotte’s Web strain) have been proven to help calm brain activity down from
frostingpeetaswounds: stormagedon: loseyourselfinthenight: I don’t even watch this shit, but he’s hilarious. I might actually be him he’s my favorite kardashian and he’s not even a kardashian
crownkind: it’s not an official gang until you have MATCHING LEATHER JACKETS SCREECHHH you actually drew it im squealingggg !!! omg we’re hardcore, talk shit get hit literally, i love itttt smooches u nicc <3
indevampire: chirart: fyi ‘satire’ isn’t just ‘hyperbolic exaggeration of the same shit we usually see with a disclaimer that it’s different.’ There actually has to be, like, an element of condemnation in its thesis. It’s not ironic if
awwww-cute:Three disabled dogs discover a sand crab (Source: http://ift.tt/1MuLU0r) That is not a sand crab holy shit because if it was, it has been subjected to a medical experiment gone horribly wrongThat is actually a horseshoe crab
disenchantinqs: a guide on how to not be a shit texter: don’t take over an hour to respond EVERY FUCKING TIME!!! actually READ everything the person you’re texting says!!! ACKNOWLEDGE what they say!!!! answer their damn questions!! if you have
starfleetrambo: maybe there is no war in Ba Sing Se
miketooch: hokuto-ju-no-ken: cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe
judacris: psychopulse75: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging
camerapits:themiracleofmusic: oh. Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos. Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?
itssimplysam23: useless-gay-caramel: fancypancakes:nocrimeinthewasteland:gal palsJUST GALS BEING PALS DID THEY FUCKING ACTUALLY You know what you little shits. You make fun of these articles for trying to say that she isn’t a lesbian/ not calling
wings-of-sadness: nafsterr: There is actually cancer running in my blood. nafsterr as a person who lost a bunch of people to cancer i shit you not but this just made my heart drop. please keep fighting, leukemia can be defeated.
mylordshesacactus:mylordshesacactus:mylordshesacactus:Hot take: Actual literary analysis requires at least as much skill as writing itself, with less obvious measures of whether or not you’re shit at it, and nobody is allowed to do any more god damn
niggabama: THIS IS MY SHIT not my actual poop but you know what i mean
