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blondecandyinva: She is going to sell that house no matter what! I have actually sent black guys to my wife Candy who is a realtor to pretend they wanted to buy a house. She thought she was meeting a client and then ended up getting fucked instead. It
caesarwv: He was waiting at the park just like he was told. Looking like the cocky straight jock he pretends to be. As soon as I approached him, I grabbed his neck and forced him down on his knees. He offered no resistance as I pull out my cock.
¿Como pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te arrancan las plumas?
Es dificil pretender que no te duele cuando tus ojos te delatan
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
mojosodope178:dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends
thousand-miles-lovestory: With you, I can be who I am. No mask. I don’t have any fear for rejection. I don’t need to pretend to be someone else. You simply know me perfectly. And the most important, you encourage me to show up all my potentials.
taint3ed: No one is home… so… lmao Pretending to be Ciara is normal
pardonmypeach: There’s no need to pretend 🍑
dakota: saffronia: dakota: Whenever I eat shrimps, I like to look at them and pretend they’re the little shrimps from Shark Tale that Lenny the shark’s father tries to force him to eat. If I were Lenny, I would have no problem to eat the shrimps.
profeminist: trans-girl-thirstposting: captain-snark: earthybitchywitch: fuks: SPITE dude: we have to GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall– dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice Legends only
Más vale ser rara, friki, antisocial y diferente a que ser alguien que vive en la farsa de pretender ser alguien que no es.
eatercising: overlypolitebisexual:i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol
drarry-queen: emperorpiranha: partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol Uh I’m
bustysister: I acted as casual as I could, pretending that it wasn’t a long time fantasy of mine to do this for my little brother. His expression was priceless and I’m sure he didn’t even notice his hand go down his pants. I had given him no warning,
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
thisisnaiser: U can completely cover the devil in glitter and it’ll be still the same. You can pretend you changed but at the you are still yourself, some people will sadly never change, no matter how different they seem to be. 🌒🌌
incestposts: My son said that no woman can take all his cock in. I accepted his challenge and we got naked. I saw that he really has a huge cock but I can easily take all of that. In order to enjoy my son’s big cock, I began to pretend that I am trying
Two men are in the desert, one called Steve and the other James. They have no water, are very thirsty but suddenly notice a Mosque nearby. They decide to go in with James telling Steve, "I'm going to pretend my name's Abdul, otherwise they won't give
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis: itisnotofimport: thumpathumpacontinues: itisnotofimport: no but really how can anyone confuse season 1 sam with any other season it’s the only time he has fucking bangs Gotta say, for the British people who pretend
Sooooo that was the most fun I’ve had going to the club yet. Like, the perfect group of people who don’t take themselves too seriously and the chillest club atmosphere. Good times were good.
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
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Deja de pretender que la vida no te aterroriza.
pokememizado: 404-pagina-no-encontrada: KUNG POW Un joven llamado El Elegido pretende vengar la muerte de sus padres, quienes fueron asesinados por una leyenda del Kung Fu llamado el Maestro Dolor. El cual es un wn reprimido sexualmente y ya que
katiesaurus26: narglefighter: ghostgirl14: diamondraider: ivejustgottabeme: fuckeryandwoozles: touyababy: scarletredwings: 500daysofapril: I’m not even going to pretend this isn’t funny wheezing oh my god AND SUDDENLY I’M GLAD NO ONE’S
dragondicks: cupsnake: Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers! these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
wetnreadyteen18: pretend your making out with him, nibble, suck, and french kiss him and he’ll being draining himself into your mouth in no time
royalsiblings: fatherdaughterincest: The people watching on the webcam have no idea that the guy f*cking her is actually her own father. Guarantee you some are pretending it is though!
britney1986: Stop pretending your going to say no daddy
sassafranski: *pretends that no one has ever posted this before*
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
monchichitamberine: I’m pretending I’m in paradise with @curiouswinekitten2! My boob twin is living it up so there’s no Cleavage Sunday, but here’s what I would’ve submitted today! I hope everyone is having a wonderful weekend! Xoxo 💋
youcant-forgetit: No sé por qué esa necesidad de viajar tan lejos de la realidad, poniéndote una careta en el corazón pretendes olvidar.
beyond-her-smile: clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive I found a post to describe my life
gothiccxbimbo:just wanna sit in your lap half naked and grind against your dick while I give you little neck kisses and pretend I have absolutely no idea what I could possibly be doing to make you this hard
le dedicaria esta wea a todos los manueles garcias a todos los chinois a los kaskivanos y toas esas weas feas, ERES UN ARTISTA Y NO UN GUERRILLERO, PRETENDES PELEAR Y SOLO ERES UNA MIERDA BUENA ONDA (8)
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
edwardspoonhands: tessaviolet: fundipp: no-chickflick-moments: bl00d-0n-the-walls: weareallmad-here: forevercryingbecausemerlin: tentaclerapper: methylbenzene: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing
sharemywifeaz: No woman should feel ashamed about this EVER. People love to fuck and society as a whole needs to stop pretending as if everyone isn’t out there fucking.
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