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rurikids: All righty, Logan. We’ll just skip over the two minutes in heaven we had. You wanna pretend it never happened? No argument here. My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.
nastynymphosluts: No matter how much they pretend otherwise, nympho sluts love being the monkey in the middle.
bladdershycutiepie: CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER EDGE peeing pants was the most traumatic experience of his life will punch you while crying listens to emo shit to numb the pain PIDDLES loves pee but pretends she has no idea it’s even a fetish irl “o-oopsie!!
Oh, no, not here. I don’t take the money up front. Once we get up to the room. Just order me a drink first. Good boy.Oh, you like when I say that? Don’t be embarrassed. Your secret is safe with me. But you don’t have to pretend. You
randyybutternubs: It’s about time I get a commission page going and pretend like people want to commission me lolSketch/Linework - บBasic colors (little to no shading) - ฟ ŭ for additional charactersFull color Shading - ษ
born2serveanalpha: No top has ever had to use this kind of “force” to fuck me! But it is fun and I do pretend to fight it;-) just don’t tell anyone…
closet-keys: lucidnee: its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are allowed
xxxubbles: *pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she me There were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: proudlyunicorn: me pretending there’s no fandom discourse so I can have a good time
abluestitchintime: I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon. Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_ Director at Disney Animation ｡.:*•* ｡. *•*:*｡.:*•*
littlelaneykink: waddlingbehind: Padded! She still felt pretty shy to be wearing padding between her legs. No matter how many times he swaddled her up in the crinkly stuff, that feeling seemed to persist. But sometimes she could pretend it wasn’t
daddys-chaton-noir: to pretend no one can findthe fallacies of morning roseforbidden fruit, hidden eyescourtesies that i despise in metake a ride, take a shot n o w_pls leave caption_
Hey guys, just letting you all know I’m no longer on Instagram anymore, if I ever make another account I will share it here. If you see someone pretending to be me please report. You can still follow me on Twitter :) @mylittlechar
Get fucked EA. That’s what you get for being idiots.Of course now they are pretending to postpone the game to react to the “feedback” and further tweaking, when there is an open beta for things like that in a week. They fucked up, got no preorders
ruthlessamor:ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
imeverywoman420:“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
“Throw me away. Throw me away to the end of the world If you continue loving me there will be no result the contrary there will only be torment” - Pretend We Never Loved - Jiro Wang STAHP IT JIRO. IM CRYING ENOUGH AS IT IS. STUPID DRAMA
kokoronochizu: Yuuta: Rikka...Rikka: I love you, Yuuta. Yuuta: HUH?!Rikka: I love you, Yuuta.Yuuta: Wait, I was gonna say it first! WAIT IM NOT AT THIS EPISODE YET OJGIKRHYJKLGMLOHMYGOD SWEET JESUS AKSLDMSKLDJAKLSNDAKM NO I’LL PRETEND THIS
So i was watching Chilling Romance/Spellbound yesterday with my Aunt and she doesnt speak or read english so the eng. subtitles were no good for her but there was this one part where Son Ye-jin is pretending to have an orgasm and my Aunt is just like
baddiebey: No offense but why do people act like playing pretend isn’t fun once you get older like….loosen up…sip this imaginary tea…have some fun
omoghouls: omoghouls: No??body?? Told me Toki freaking wets himself in an episode??? @antiques-and-shitposts In like season 3 they throw Toki a surprise party but pretended to kidnap him and he wets himself outta fear ;o;(Have a shitty gif of it xD)
I think what also sucks about this purge thing is I can’t tell anyone about it/ be upset about it…. cause it’s my SECRET tumblr!! So today all I wanted to do was be depressed for a while and try to export my stupid blog and also research where
bustysister: I acted as casual as I could, pretending that it wasn’t a long time fantasy of mine to do this for my little brother. His expression was priceless and I’m sure he didn’t even notice his hand go down his pants. I had given him no warning,
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
mojosodope178:dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
The sentence has been handed down. No appeal. But… We will let you lick which one of Us is the Executioner. Soooo…pick one! (C'mon! Gotta be 4 o'clock! Why are you even pretending to think so hard?)
hangthestars: storywonker: philsandifer: milkypetalwater: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one makes fun of
sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class
radicalfeministdragon: cupcakeslushie: judeoceltische: workingitinportland: watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial when i was 13 i had no idea what
tomatomagica: people who take “funny” pictures of fat people at fast food places sure like to pretend like they weren’t also there buying fast food either that or they went inside specifically to make fun of someone there’s no pretty way to go
bogleech: bogleech: I guess people get mad when you say it’s no big deal to be fat because being less fat than other people might be the one and only thing they have in their entire life to pretend they can feel good about. They need to believe weight
dr-gloom: closet-keys: lucidnee: its 2017 men still don’t understand the concept of “tell a girl if all you want from her is sex and don’t pretend you want more” and their dumbass response is “ok but they say no” LIKE SURPRISE!!! Women are
mephostophilis:mephostophilis:thinking about how in the 1800s i would’ve just been able to leave my town, change my appearance and my name, and wander until no one knew who i was and then i would pretend to be a doctor and sell people fucked up
writerlyn:thewritingumbrellas:Writing advice from my uni teachers:If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.Wrote
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
stfujjay: troylerfivever: believe-wbu: tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout tbh this is the only physical activity i would do -who’s that old man??-oh that’s No old man, that’s just Michael,
royalsiblings: fatherdaughterincest: The people watching on the webcam have no idea that the guy f*cking her is actually her own father. Guarantee you some are pretending it is though!
deepindelirious: Daddy and I have this special game we play sometimes when I go out for a jog. He’ll come out of nowhere when there’s no one around, and force me into a deserted alley. And I’ll pretend to fight him while he pins me up against a
i-bonesnapper: autumn-cairn: i-bonesnapper: Atleast I’ll get to know what skull fucking is like. wtf no… im gonna bite the mouth off and pretend i’m making out with a skeleton your weird
overlypolitebisexual: also can we stop pretending skinny shaming is on the same level as fat shaming? im against shaming people’s bodies no matter what and i think doing so is disgusting but thin bodies are still far more accepted and catered to and
starter-packs: The “I pretend I skate but I can’t” starter pack No pants
muvaearth: I love looking mean & unapproachable & pretending like I have no idea why ppl are intimidated by my aura
incestposts: My son said that no woman can take all his cock in. I accepted his challenge and we got naked. I saw that he really has a huge cock but I can easily take all of that. In order to enjoy my son’s big cock, I began to pretend that I am trying
marimopet: Polly Nor - Pretend No More
termanal-velocity: tenaflyviper: the-eagle-atarian: Do people just pretend that pugs aren’t ugly abominations or is it collective knowledge that they are? Oh no, you did not just post that… I love pugs so much how could you do this to me Porky
dragondicks: cupsnake: Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers! these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
violentwavesofemotion:due to personal reasons I’ll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist
corissahatesyou: GOOD MORNING!!!! The sun is out!!!!! It’s still freezing outside but I don’t care I needed to pretend like it’s warm today. Pay no mind to my goof pre-makeup face.
¿Como pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te arrancan las plumas?
