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graphiteknight: Tina likes to pretend she’s alpha until the actual alpha comes around. But it’s okay, she likes Lass being her “alpha-senpai” because if she had to do actual alpha things, she would have no idea what she was doing and curl up
xxxubbles: *pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she me There were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
neronovasart: Mother Worries ok Im not even gonna pretend I wasn’t totally inspired by the work @cherrikissu did. Based on an olde outfit i placed her in, still makes no sense. mama < |D’‘‘‘‘‘‘
lil-mizz-jay: CHIBBERS! - TwiDansu Featuring No-Pantsu Dansu TwiDansu, too The world needed a fucking dork trying to pretend she knows how to twerk And what better day to see that happen than on @nsfwkevinsano‘s broday? Two birbs one scone I say. Here’s
abluestitchintime: I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon. Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_ Director at Disney Animation ｡.:*•* ｡. *•*:*｡.:*•*
lordhade-s: ummetaleirootaku: garoto-baka: erza—-scarlet: Natsu, faça isso em um quarto! puts! natsu pega lucy com força e violência por trás e pretende fazer no mato na frente do cara! que isso meu jovi! Tá certo /\! Tem é que convidar
castielcampbell: deanisanactualprincess: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER A+ gif use
¿Como pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te cortan las plumas ?
I love how just no one even flinches…. like hey… that guy just gave himself spinal cord damage most likely… lets pretend it didnt happen…
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate? Lord no. That was going out of fashion decades ago. It died a quiet death many years ago. ;)
mastersaysboysobey:He pretended he was a man his hole life. No wonder he is so hungry now. What he really is: a cocksucking bitch
makeoutinheaven: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
mountxxns reblogged your photoset:thicchoe: I am literally crying Now I’m not…Ummm no if that’s what he meant he could have said ‘forgive me for the bit of time while I stumble from switching names…i literally could not pretend
gomenasike: why do people stay with someone who makes them miserable? why do people stick around if they’re unhappy? why stay when there’s no trust??? why say you love someone when you clearly don’t anymore?? why even lie??? why pretend??? why.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
Salty and Sweet, Sweet and Sour. No one is perfect so why pretend to be!? 😏😈😂 #salty #savage #crybaby #princess #daddy #fuckyouitsfunny
deviantdisplay: A cock tease in heels.Little bitch pretends not to want a hard cock up her ass, but look at her. Does it look like she would say no?
porto-master: I prefer watching him suck cock than the popsicle. Just look at his eyes. They’re less tense, more relaxed and he just seems more at peace. It’s almost as if he no longer has to pretend to be something he’s not and just enjoy being
daddydanworld: prissysissysub: 🔥 Show up wearing panties (no matter how drab and male you are pretending to be on the outside) and Daddy cannot be held responsible for how many days you are walking funny afterward.
mexhibitionist: lovedadscock: Dozens of times!! Live to jerk in a stall when dudes are pissing next to me and have no idea I’m thinking of them! Exactly. sometimes i pretend i get too into it and forget there are others watching
haleizm: 1.09/2.03
vaultdweller: Best GLaDOS Lines - Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘goodbye’ and you were like ‘no way!’ and then I was all ‘we pretended we were going to murder you’.
psiioniic: littlecrowofdoom: psiioniic: lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus
wolfnanaki: shaun-howell: Jodie Coyote, a 2009 creation in reaction to haters complaining that I only drew huge boobs. Fine, have a drop dead sexy gal with NO boobs! I’m bringing her back soon… (You can pretend she’s really a guy if that works
vixyhoovesmod: ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever
rainbowfeatherreplies: > Pretend you’re Lavender’s father and eat the book! >You have wings, use them and/or run to get the book in your room where no-one will find it! ‘YES! Excellent suggestions!’ Rainbow Feather pours on
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
dailyskyfox: misshowel: FluffMutt the fluffbutt Drawn in the style of @dailyskyfoxHEY ALAL, HEY AL @alskylarki did a thingwe all know i’d be a muttI want to pretend to be a wolf but no i’d be a poorly bred mutt lolalso give claire a hi and a hug
ladynorthstar: Dwalin and Thorin getting married as I love sappy things. I like to pretend in the BofA no one died, but Thorin decided to abdicate and leave the crown to Dain as he’s ashamed of how he left madness take the best of him, and is afraid
savarend replied to your post: savarend replied to your post: Modern AU in which… what if when they go places where nobody knows them they pretend not to be brother just so no one will look at them funny Maybe they’ve been saving up to go
savarendofdays replied to your post “savarendofdays replied to your post “savarendofdays replied to your…” imagine them in a hotel with no wifi and marco texts armin with a frowny face. jean sulks but pretends he isn’t. eren calling
no1jogian: my life improved like 1000% when i stopped pretending that society had no influence on my behaviors and thought patterns and instead focused on unlearning that shit rather than coming up w/ reasons to defend it
disservice: ???????????????????
littlenonbinarythings: I’m honestly almost in tears. Facebook is such a huge social network, and now people like us are being recognized as existent, no longer needing to hide behind a pretend binary gender or coding hack to get the identification
deafpool: give me reid pretending he has no idea how it affects morgan when he eats lollipops around him. and once reid told him he needed to borrow a tshirt to sleep in and morgan gave him this giant chicago PD shirt to wear that hung loose around his
painbows: Jean gdi we can’t take you ANYWHERE. If you haven’t read Tinkerlu’s Roadtrip AU you really should. (I will probably draw more things oops)
grrrenadine: I don’t pretend to knowThe challenges we’re facingI know there’s no replacing what we’ve lostAnd you need time *sheds a tear
avoidantproblems: I get easily embarrassed when I don’t know something. I’d be honest and ask, but I’m too ashamed. So instead I pretend I know when I have no idea so people don’t think I’m stupid.
I’ll pretend I totally did not download Ragnarok Clicker because I wanted something RO related on my phone. I also did not stay up until 4 am poking my phone because of it. Jesus I have no self control when it comes to RO.
stupidfucktoy: cruelgentleman: Just because I have friends visiting doesn’t mean you get to pretend you’re a person again, bitch. No, not even if they knew you before you became my pet. Everyone should know what you are. I need more friends like
forcedtoiletslavegirl: ironbox3: ftbaljock00: Now this is how you watch the game on TV. Show no acknowledgment towards the cunt. Pretend it doesn’t even exist until you are ready for another beer. This is one of their jobs and should expect
silver-moon-rabbit: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
just-shower-thoughts:No matter what I do, I always feel like a teenager pretending to be an adult
dawnokeefe: weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
actualnymph:imeverywoman420:“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never? ALT
lovemysis-88: madeitmove: Sibling Saturday! i will a sister like this!! My lil sis and I had to pretend like we did not like each other while mom was around. But once mom left. we fucked like there was no tomorrow!!
dumbworthlessfucktoys: I always fancied your pretty blonde sister. Pretended I’d help her and drop her to the mall, but I had other plans. Knew no one would come looking at the old deserted parking lot. Just helpless and there to be used. I made sure
Tired of strangers on the internet pretending they know me/have a relationship with me/projecting onto me just because they follow me. If you want to know me, speak to me. Otherwise, you have no idea what I’m like outside of my posts.
thebimbowhisperer:bimbo-respect:Bimbo advantages No 76: Built to please. A bimbo is a result of a man taking pride in his woman. He didn’t pretend to accept. He didn’t lie when she asked about herself, about his vision, his expectation, his
glossywhit: alt!verse fringe division, over there parts one and two Alt!Charlie Francis: Oh, I was thinking, hey, maybe a slow day, it being Saturday and all. No rest for the wicked. Alt!livia Dunham: Oh, you’re not wicked, Charlie. You just pretend
feranelia: couldbebetterforsure replied to your post: couldbebetterforsure said:Stamina… Excuse me, what’re you saying, Fera? What are these lies? We all know you think Staminashipping is the most disgusting thing ever, no need to pretend otherwise~
suchbeautifulmen: This is the hottest thing! Lane Elenburg on Big Brother: He knows he’s being watched and yet he’s too horny to hold it. So he just goes for it in the shower and pretends he’s cleaning his ears or whatever. No cock visible, but
who-lock-loki-lover: mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
spookyassbutts: what are they doing to him. just gonna pretend he’s getting dressed up for halloween. okaY! no seriously, what are they doing to my angel food cake?
lemon-drops-are-yummy: partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol That’s Fred not
luvisblack:Fuck pretending. I’m done with that shit. No more “ I’m fine ” #LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG
