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writerlyn:thewritingumbrellas:Writing advice from my uni teachers:If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.Wrote
eldritchw1tch:driftwoodcryptid:was he able to shave? is dracula still pretending to be his entire staff? has dracula tried to dracula him? i am left to ponder until our next communication… #the social contract we have all made to act as if we have no
To forget ourselves-and pretend all’s well there is no hell
marimopet: Polly Nor - Pretend No More
edenb: religiousragings: No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your
theresavoidinmypolaroid: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no
richwhitelesbian: life is full of difficult choices like “am i supposed to pretend i care about this or no”
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and the doctor’s telling you you’re ‘just being
letsboldlygomotherfuckers: sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention
bahnunterwasser: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: it’s gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
who-lock-loki-lover: mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
deanisanactualprincess: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER
partiallythere:reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol
I'll give you no bullshit and I'll never pretend
jordan-reet: He playfully smirked, blushing a bit. “No it’s not, but I like to pretend it might be… Just alittle bit.” He winked and took a drink off his beer bottle. Anna tilted her head to the side, “Does the thought of taking advantage
waitingforrelease: junkyard-bodhisattva: No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your “religious freedom.” If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others
sasukekuns: sarada does this thing where she slowly starts to drop on the floor and lies there, staring up at sakura with an innocent, helpless expression. sakura immediately understands, so she gets into character. “oh no,” she pretends to sob,
nataly-leyton: SS Star Wars AU……. no idea whats going on here…….maybe shes pretending to be happy… but she knows hes going the wrong path….
In pretending that I had shed my demon, I only became a new one. Now I must burn it away until no one can ever see its hideous face again.
gorgonsach: you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
vantasticmess: ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever
awwww-cute: I live in Navy barracks, there are room inspections daily and no pets allowed. This little guy meows outside my door every night, hangs out/gives cuddles til’ the early morning, and then pretends to be one of the base’s stray cats during
keybladeofsteel: the-wolfbats: siderealscion: hello everyone here’s an out of context screencap of force-ghost obi-wan looking like he’s sarcastically pretending to be surprised by something “Oh no, a Skywalker fucked up…I am so shocked…”
mikkeneko: calm-your-cloaca: pretend-animator: maybe it went more like this then morriGAN NO Morrigan YES
thegestianpoet: lilbit4point0: theavengers: Jeff Goldblum Responds to IGN’s Thor Comments @gammarayed no man is gonna wear that turtleneck and jacket combo and then try to pretend he doesn’t know what “daddy” means
i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent motherfuckers
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
blinkpen: pretend paintbrusheswhat? no of course slime isn’t redundant. jelly isn’t goopy enough and snot only comes in one color
fallout-new-vegas-2010: fallout-new-vegas-2010: vegans make peace with honey no shut up do it vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress
thewritingumbrellas:Writing advice from my uni teachers:If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.Wrote a chapter
lmaonade:i’m not actually reading any of the posts but there’s no way anyone actually thinks king kong is cooler than godzilla lmfao absolutely all just pretending
cooper-blogs:“scientists expecting a 4th wave of covid” how is that possible……… wait you don’t think………….. no………………… you don’t think unvaccinated people are going outside without masks pretending to be vaccinated………….?
kingsgrave: teddylacroix: capsicleandmetalman: THIS IS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. I have no idea how to tag this - is it just a really well-made fan gifset or is it from Thor 2?? Shhh… I’m pretending this will actually be a scene in
hypnoswriter:Listening to the voice in the headphones Olivia could no longer resist. At first it had been a joke to play along with the MP3 that she had been sent by an anonymous fan, an arousing little role play with herself to pretend that she was being
the-blank-master:theblankbull:⚠️ Warning for hypnotic content. No permanent triggers or obedience to the OP will be installed. Instead there will be a light trance followed by a reblog.You know why you are here. Why even pretend? You know the moment
Es dificil pretender que no te duele cuando tus ojos te delatan.
profeminist: trans-girl-thirstposting: captain-snark: earthybitchywitch: fuks: SPITE dude: we have to GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall– dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice Legends only
sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and
jonasbrothers: when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to I don’t fake no more, you wanna treat? Sure, thanks! You letting me go in front of you in the line? ‘Preciate it! You offer me any
that-mess-over-there: emotionbycarlyraejepsen: this is the funniest fucking thing ever This man actually paid a double to go to the premier pretending to be him /and no one fucking noticed/ I cannot believe 2017
incestposts: My son said that no woman can take all his cock in. I accepted his challenge and we got naked. I saw that he really has a huge cock but I can easily take all of that. In order to enjoy my son’s big cock, I began to pretend that I am trying
starprivate: Tallia Storm gets leggy in side opened dress Tallia Storm pretending she wears no panties.
nicole-girly-sissy-fag: Tell everyone about your new life! No more pretending for you!
fotw:no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now
zebablah: partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol i like to forget the shaggy
submissivefeminist: sapphiredoves: Men have a very rude habit of openly staring down women in public and making them uncomfortable and out of habit, the woman usually drops her gaze and pretends to no longer notice the man’s inappropriate stare anymore.
angellknives:Zuko: I don’t know how much longer I can pretend to know what engineers do like I genuinely have no clueKatara: your boyfriend is an engineer Zuko: idk he just goes to work and comes back
curvesworthsharing: salntandslnner: I know you have a no men rule but someone had to keep us pinned down 😈 @travelgurl1313 is a fun date on a Saturday but very squirmy 😘 Ok. This is so frecking hot that I am just going to pretend that I didn’t
nicholaus-silver: She’s pretending to be coy, but there is no way she wouldn’t go through with it now, even if her husband got cold feet. She’s got wet every time she’s pictured it. She knows how hot she looks. She wants a man other then her
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