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daydream24-7: Badass Mommy Mikasa is here everyone ! I did this because I just adore the idea of Mikasa being a mom <3 I think this is the future she deserves after all she went through .. she needs a loving family ! and having a kid of her own
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cupcakeslushie: judeoceltische: workingitinportland: watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial when i was 13 i had no idea what make up looked like on.
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
tus-memes: No sé si esto pretende ser un disfraz original o simplemente muy económico http://ift.tt/1zi01mc
thisoneisforthegeeks: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered
marvelous-black-shertorneytomy: who-lock-loki-lover: mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT
purrbunny: i-will-be-happy-one-day-soon: purrbunny: tips on procrastinating: listen to lil kim & pretend like you can dance (tbh im certain any of ya’ll can dance better than this hahah) ♡ This isn’t fair 😍 no u omg ♡
¿Como pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te arrancan las plumas?
feuuer: Oh my goodness… I came so much I feel light headed.. <3I suppose there’s no harm in tagging you all, but thank you @awesome-wet-pantsu, @afterdarkngouniverse, @narukami61yu, and Dragon-chan for keeping me company. I won’t lie, I pretended
women-are-a-luxury:pics-vids:Lifts no weights but pretending to have muscles lol
xxxubbles: *pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she me There were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
rollsofdestiny: What happens when i get all dressed up with no place to go? I pretend to be a model 😊 😅 #RawPhotos #FreshOffThePhone #NoFilter #WhyAmIHashTaggingSoMuch Wow
cameoamalthea: thingshappentome: DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPANESE TEENAGERS STARTED TAKING PICTURES PRETENDING TO BE TITANS BECAUSE I DIDN’T I knew about the pictures. I had no idea what they were doing. This meme makes a lot more sense now… Since Attack
framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and
hjsteele: bahnunterwasser: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re
ironbox3: ftbaljock00: Now this is how you watch the game on TV. Show no acknowledgment towards the cunt. Pretend it doesn’t even exist until you are ready for another beer. This is one of their jobs and should expect nothing less. Great
bahnunterwasser: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered
melissasdirtydiary: My father thinks he’s being sneaking and that I have no idea what he’s doing. However, I just pretend to be asleep and let my father explore my body.
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
awkward-20-something: For me, adulthood just means really pretending that you know what you’re doing when you genuinely have no idea.
radicalfeministdragon: cupcakeslushie: judeoceltische: workingitinportland: watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial when i was 13 i had no idea what
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
home-decor-universe: sassafranski: *pretends that no one has ever posted this before* (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
damaseas:shinjukugewalt:when u know for a fact u aint got no money on ur bus fare card so u gotta pretend u searchin for change so they will let u ride for free DELETE THIS
cambridge-misogynist-2: dumbslut1988: cambridge-misogynist-2: I love how the dumb cunt tries to pretend she’s enjoying it I like how he redirects her from trying to take enjoyment from the experience. No slut this is for me not you. I can never
bearfoothunter: a MAN’s foot slave.it’s what you are and where you belong.no need to hide it or pretend otherwise.
fallout-new-vegas-2010: fallout-new-vegas-2010: vegans make peace with honey no shut up do it vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: themetaisawesome: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: thefabulousweirdtrotters: Scrap Metal Dragons by Recyclart Dragons cunningly pretending to be statues to fool humans… I bet they stick their tongues out at people when no
rememberthemaagic: a-wondrous-place: fuckeryandwoozles: touyababy: scarletredwings: 500daysofapril: I’m not even going to pretend this isn’t funny wheezing oh my god AND SUDDENLY I’M GLAD NO ONE’S IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE THE SOUNDS I JUST
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
If I've ever loved you, remember that no matter how many words of hate I may pretend to spite you with-I'll never wish to watch you shrivel in the sun.
dragondicks: cupsnake: Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers! these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager
nicole-girly-sissy-fag: Tell everyone about your new life! No more pretending for you!
dirty-angel-spain: C’mon fag, stop pretending u don’t want it. 50 bucks and u can suck my cock. I might even let u swallow my spunk. _______ Venga maricona, deja que fingir que no te mueres de ganas de comérmela. por 50 pavos puedes mamarla, y a
dirty-angel-spain: C’mon fag, you know you like it, stop pretending. Now look up and open your mouth. ____________ Venga bujarra, sabes que te gusta, no disimules. Mira para mi y abre la boca.
rapedollfantasies: worthlessfuckholes: All women are like this. No matter how smart, capable, or seemingly uninterested, somewhere under all the bullshit they’re expected to pretend to be is a dumb, cock-drunk, drooling mess. must… suck…. cock
kittiecunt: asexual-domme: I’m just gonna pretend there’s no sex going on here because those little dominating touches are lovely. I’m just going to keep reblogging this from the mutuals who reblog it from me and we can get a good cycle going
themasterscumslutt: babedollblonde: slut-problems: I let any man that pays me any attention into my holes. I just want to be loved so badly, but since no one ever does being used is the next best thing. So I let them all use me and pretend that it’s
jcoleknowsbest: howtobeterrell: capturingherthoughts: Some white people are just so damn crazy…. they like to pretend to be “scared” of us but the shit SOME of them do/say on a regular basis is horrible!!!!!! this why no one trusts you white
infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU I CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
blackpoemusic: “As surely as I hold your hand in mine,as surely as your crinkled hair beliesthe enamored sun pretending that he dieswhile still he loiters in its glossy shine,as surely as I break the slender linethat spider linked us with, in no least
biocentricvegan: infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
the-goddamazon: youngblackandvegan: do not invent relationships do not convince yourself that just because you talk and chill a lot you’re “basically together” either you are, or you aren’t and there’s no use pretending like you are when the
killjoyofthelord: Are we just going to pretend the movie To Wong Foo didn’t happen? Patrick Swayze as a classy drag queen who can’t stay in her own business Wesley Snipes as a very feminine drag queen who also has a take-no-shit attitude John
gingerbronson: I’ve always been fascinated By the dark side of life. When I finally got a part in it I thought I would feel fascinated but I was relieved. No more pretending. There were others lik me. Outcasts & beautiful fuk ups who wanted nothing
suicidalproxyy: “Fighting Depression. Is hard when you have no real reason to fight it. Why pretend everything is fine, when everything pretty much sucks?” — (via suicidalproxyy)
gorgonsach:you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending