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harrywantsababy: I can’t wait for one direction to pretend no one has heard their album during a live stream for like the third time I live for their dead inside lying faces
tarbana-69: allthingsunderwear11:Pretend you don’t notice bro. hahah….si,si….disimula,que no se entere nadie….¬¬
kit-cloudkicker: dangergays: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re
sorayachemaly: zukoscar: ryncoon: mousepunker: the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and
knutsach: you have a group of grown men raised on South Park and Dane cook with no socialization skills outside of annoying other people for fun online since they were 13 that now get to annoy people online as adults over “the butt hurt” pretending
no1jogian: my life improved like 1000% when i stopped pretending that society had no influence on my behaviors and thought patterns and instead focused on unlearning that shit rather than coming up w/ reasons to defend it
misshealthgeek: srafandseedpods: one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE no he’s getting in touch with his inner donut
clown-dick: for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
luxiusmalfoy: oh my god no but imagine at christmas james potter transforming into a stag and wearing a red nose and prancing around pretending to be rudolph for harry
mojosodope178: dunebat: coldswarkids: edwardspoonhands: thelegendofkungjew: doxian: d-dinosaur: rknjl: newvagabond: NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860.
bahnunterwasser: overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered
fishcustardandclintbarton: castieltheflyingassbutt: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one makes fun of it, and
a-ramblinrose: ““For a witch stands on the very edge of everything, between the light and the dark, between life and death, making choices, making decisions so that others may pretend no decisions have even been needed. Sometimes they need to help
oldirv: I’m not scared, I just don’t want to watch you. I don’t want to see the look on your face when you put your cock in me. No not because I think you’re too OLD. It’s just that … It’s just that, if I can’t see you, I can pretend
professorstudentfetish:“I made my professor into my puppy. He thought he was clever and cute with his weak come-ons. I pretended to be innocent as I lead him on. I no longer had to do homework, or even show up to class if I didn’t want to but something
anincestfamily: My daughter likes to come to my office sometimes after school. She pretends to be my “sexy secretary who will do anything to keep her job.”I can’t help but indulge her. I mean, could you say no to those eyes?
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one's listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
hollyandthesunshine: “Paris holds the key to her past. Yes, Princess, I’ve found you at last. No more pretend, you’ll be gone… that’s the end”
blackinasia: queerfemmefatale: infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU” Oop. Reblog everytime.
ruthlessamor:ayellowbirds:punishandenslavesuckers:There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman is not
Que pretendes? Que el la deje y vuelva a ser feliz contigo? Recuerdas las razones por las que terminaron? Las inseguridades? Los problemas de cada semana? Ya es tarde, tu tiempo ya paso, ahora le toca a ella ser feliz con el, no te aferres a alguien.
richwhitelesbian: life is full of difficult choices like “am i supposed to pretend i care about this or no”
rockthetarot: you’ve left your nothing to compete w/silence- a Brian Jones fanmix by flying-glove Paint It Black The Rolling Stones// Young and Beautiful Lana Del Rey// No Rest For The Wicked Lykke Li// Time To Pretend MGMT// Baby You’re A Rich
thegoddamazon: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: elegantpaws: sale-aholic: lamusenoire: Revista S MODA No.17: Iman by Max Abadian Photos: Max Abadian Iman, Original Queen. Did someone not inform this woman that she is to at the very least pretend
that-mess-over-there: emotionbycarlyraejepsen: this is the funniest fucking thing ever This man actually paid a double to go to the premier pretending to be him /and no one fucking noticed/ I cannot believe 2017
castielcampbell: deanisanactualprincess: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: superhubbys: its gotten to the point where i have to pretend nudity surprises me #OH NO GENITALS WHAT A DISASTER A+ gif use
unitedmoviemaker: thebrookeofdragons: swooning-for-thomas: ifyoudontl0veme-pretend: coolification: Judging you if you don’t reblog this JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL ITS BACKKK oh tumblr…I have no clue what to think about you…
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
sousbae-yamazaki: partiallythere: reggiephelps: Oi! Angelina! One of the most memorable scenes in Harry Potter. George asking his future wife to the ball. No one gonna take note of how Snape is pretending to not notice? lol That’s actually Fred
Es dificil pretender que no te duele cuando tus ojos te delatan
ruthlessamor: ayellowbirds: punishandenslavesuckers: There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. Here it is: No one can ever say spiderman
¿Como pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te arrancan las plumas?
framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends
keybladeofsteel: the-wolfbats: siderealscion: hello everyone here’s an out of context screencap of force-ghost obi-wan looking like he’s sarcastically pretending to be surprised by something “Oh no, a Skywalker fucked up…I am so shocked…”
silly-slacker-person: fangirlinginleatherboots: Here’s some fucking advice yall: Middle school is worse than high school. High school is worse than college. No one fucking knows what they’re doing, we’re all just faking it and pretending we understand
worldheritagepostorganization:profeminist: trans-girl-thirstposting: captain-snark: earthybitchywitch: fuks: SPITE dude: we have to GF: we could just…pretend and make noises by the wall– dude: *popping cap on lube* No other choice Legends
overlypolitebisexual: i have so many thin friends who eat shit and don’t exercise ever and are probably rotting inside but no one says shit about their health so let’s stop pretending it’s fat people’s health you’re bothered about you transparent
wesleybracken: Daddy4Boys: Hi boy Jasonite555: Who is this? Daddy4Boys: Your daddy, boy. Don’t pretend like you don’t know who I am ;-) Jasonite555: No, I actually don’t. Daddy4Boys: But you got in bed naked with me just last night, boy. Jasonite555:
blackbabe-revolution: aria-sibanda: No ratings less than an 8.5 are allowed 🤷🏾♀️ I’m sniping anyone who posts a bad review, because Marvel movies been trash and y'all stay pretend those are good and not the same garbage every single
thegirlsajezebel: shhimnotreallyhere: crissle: lepedalo: niknak79: THE FLOOR IS LAAAVA!!!! the gif thegirlsajezebel!!! Oh man, I would no longer have to pretend that the carpet in my home is lava, I could have actual really for real fake lava.
teamheichou: chinchillalace: I wanna handle petty insults like Tsukiyama. Step 1) think about how much you love getting attention; after all, the worst insult is someone pretending you don’t exist…but no, here they are, inadvertently stating that
xxxubbles: *pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she me There were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
unofficiallydisney: fishcustardandclintbarton: castieltheflyingassbutt: thenotoriousscuttlecliff: doctorwhoxdc: How come Ryan Reynolds can go around pretty much pretending he’s Deadpool all the time and Marvel come out with the movie and no one
¿Cómo pretendes volar si no te alejas de los que te arrancan las plumas?
festeringfae: Hey remember how Kuzco rejected all his prospective wives and then spent the entire movie hanging out with another dude, at one point dressing in drag and pretending to be that other dude’s wife, and no one in the mainstream media had
beyond-her-smile: clown-dick: For someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever I’m really sensitive. I found a post to describe my life.
