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floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together
james-nat: me: life:
officialeridanampora: me: uses fictional characters to distract from the fact that inside im totally empty
I thought you forgot about me lol
rapunzelie: things i don’t own enough of • lingerie • candles • make up • other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
no: mercedesbenzodiazepine: I’m Whitney both are me
nyrma: “you pull the mental illness card too often” whoa… it’s almost like … my mental illnesses.. affect me… very often .. almost all the time… wow
just-shower-thoughts: Seeing a policeman makes me feel more nervous than safe
guy: nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on
penis-hilton: me
cupidofchaos: penis-hilton: me OMG THAT THIRD TIME THO
aryllins: person: *insults my gf* me:
whosthisbitch: me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower self esteem:
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
sleepsafe: bahookies: someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years? me: i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy
unshrink: when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:
jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
weloveshortvideos: me
feministrology: someone: i’m a three sport athlete and im taking 5 AP courses and i currently have a 5.0 gpa!!! me: yeah but … are u ok
raizir: Actually me
unsouring: person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
ssueno: someone: hey are you okay me with no hesitation: *starts crying*
mettatonpng: *sees friend is distressed* time for me to transform into The Mom Friend™
nobraska: this is me
deseptions: me @ myself: soooo why did you let yourself get older than 12?
definitelynotadulting: rtahuniverse: cannon-fannon: THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW. You are witnessing a broken human being I identify very strongly with this @shuhvon
unsends: friends: how are you today? me:
sansgod: when people ask me if I’m okay: no bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lizardsister: crumbduck: it’s fine me trying to keep my life together
avatarstateyipyip: friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
librabutch:i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
lmaonade: brain: do you have your wallet? me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it* me: yeah
mgs3: me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college college: words me:
neonreverberations:You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.
nervouslittlepunkgal: Me: I can’t stand being around children. Any fictional setting: Features a cast of impertinent misfit child characters that partake in misadventures and don’t trust authority Me:
wildcardhoney:Me
berrystumpytail: Me: I’m sorry Someone: What are you sorry for? Me:
itsalwaysunnyontv: me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about- me:
themoufofthesouth: angel-baez: this is way too fucking relatable Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?
northernwinedregs: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
northernwinedregs:Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
imsoofuckingsad:it’s like i always say: fuck
zoiinkers: fuck-off-becky: When all your friends are really talented artists except you @vastrooms-tinywindows @kyller-biis @sweetiipea
dragongf: me when its pride month and ppl tell me i cant do something
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
dankmemeuniversity:the internet is broken we just became a fucking meme
insecttica: I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dollymattel:u ever jst like goin abt ur day bein all responsible n adult-like then Daddy calls u something like “little girl” or “little one” n ur like !!!!!! tht is me!!!! i am the little one !!1! i will be little 4 ever!!!!! pls tell me im
adumuntote: sen7ry: Me: *with my dick in your mouth* Man your eyes are pretty wtf Me: *with your dick in my mouth* Dang you’re a handsome boy like woah
girldagger: me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
90000000bc: oneman-wolfpackk: I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
vampiredick: wwinchester: reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
crystalwitches: tbh…….if garnet pulled that ‘for me’ shit on me, not only would i stay at the temple for her, i would chain myself to the temple, i would give her all my money, i would offer my soul to the devil himself for garnet
