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sensitivecomics: me as a kid
Feeling your lips and breasts against me as i fuck that pussy of yours..
datsarah: keen as fuck
teavictoria: dinobot: *sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually Me as fuck
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
surprisebitch: me this halloween
falconhawk9: stitchfeather: nefzenffxiv: modern-hiccup: How my friends see me draw: How I really draw: I’m pretty sure all the art folks out there might appreciate this. I, too, incoherently shout ‘GOH-RILL-UHHHHHHHH’ as I draw. It is my
beanzinos: me: my nose is bleeding again my cousin: do you want a tampon? me: yeah give it to me my cousin: really? me: yeah you think i won’t? cause i will
effington: Me: this is my time to shine *fucks up immediately*
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nonbinary-shinji: I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
australiansanta: a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
me on death row
virginsacrificer: mom: dinners ready me:
mens-rights-activia: Person: What the fuck is wrong with you? Me: Hmm, let’s see
please-stay-for-dinner: my kinks include: -choking -keep choking me -literally just end my life
akaashie: me: *drawing* me: i have no idea what the fuck i’m doing me: *finishes drawing* person: woah how did you do that me: i have no fucking idea
helcna: do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
thegravelbro: corketree: me: i want to die me: oh no what if my friends get worried me: i want to die™ me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’ @kkaroushi
mintypsd: Me when my art gets 20 notes:
momochanners: fixyourwritinghabits: the-shadowsmiths: mexi-doodler: tea-sipping-zombie: DUDE I thought I was the only one with this problem, I’m just as bad lmfaoooo you should see me with leather journals… The struggle. Oh, thank goodness,
geneticallyidenticals: *cringes at 9 year old me* *cringes at 13 year old me* *cringes at year ago me* *cringes at day ago me* *cringes at future me*
thetomska: completeweebtrash: thetomska: ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!! Do you give a fuck? yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
me seeing a dog
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
me hanging out w/ multiple people
iamtonysexual: stabs: My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender “Are you a boy, or a girl?” “I’m a failure.”
breastforce: breastforce: me attempting to socialize with people i just realized this post is both talking about gays and a self depricating joke god fucking dammit
glorioustiel: honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it’s like?? ? you think of me?? ? you remember me?? ? i don’t even remember me sometimes
crowderz: 5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense
aoikouban: breastforce: steven universe: i don’t care if it could potentially end all life on earth as we know it killing somebody makes you just as bad as them star butterfly: *comes across a minor inconvienience* why did you leave out the whole
untexting: *sleeps in on weekends as long as possible to avoid my responsibilities*
daikoku-ten: castiels-celestiel-dick: polyglotplatypus: Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right. This was family as well I do t usually post colour but this is a problem I have definitely.
stability: someone: “omg you’re so pretty!” me:
officialmettaton: you heathens: stop woobifying junkrat and roadhog!!!! me: …….anyways, roadhog loves the flower crowns junkrat makes for him…..
maria–reynolds: “Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.
attencionn: person: what’s wrong? you suddenly got all quietme: idk lolperson: you MUST know what’s wrong!! there HAS to be something!!me: listen buddy,
mjalti: me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let
they found me again
electrobytes: fuck white people someone: but ur white!!!! fuck white people
androgynosaurus: listen if Snorlax can suddenly awaken and transform into something powerful and useful after 20 years of lying around doing fuck-all then maybe there’s hope for me yet
smallhonkfriend: person: how is your mental state? me:
me watching disney princess movies
coolhandofagirl: security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
yeooneanti: me: types out a post me, deleting it: God jsut shut the fuck
cosmicwitchcraft: me casting evil spirits out of me home “ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
feministperalta: me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting. me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:
aidn: i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
asom-broso: writing-prompt-s: Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help. “i need your help” “bitch me too the fuck” then hang up
submitforher: mood: collar me and own me. choke me and mark my body with little bruises. fuck me roughly.
coffeeandcastiel: coffeeandcastiel: my story: hey please write me i want to exist me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, BITCH
My legs are sore as fuck my throat is killing me I am sunburned this paint won’t come off my legs I am so tired I could sleep for days but I would do it all over again in a heart beat .
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me
melissavercos: Me, on Earth:
princess–kittyy: let’s just make this clearMortisha and Gomez Addams are goals as fuck. If me and my future partner aren’t obsessed with each other like Mortisha and Gomez, I’m wasting my time, I don’t want it. I don’t want it unless
lancemcclains: me, after finding out the reason Katie calls herself Pidge is because Matt called her that first:
gamedot: we all know what the big deal is but also that promo got me like
