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I thought you forgot about me lol
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
kibasniper: my health teacher: you only want chocolate because you have an appetite for chocolate, which is a psychological need.me, consuming chocolate: i know what i’m about, son.
spankmehardbarry: me when someone asks what my goals for the future are
memeufacturing: therapist: are you ever worried that-me: Yes
borderline–feline: what i say: im sensitive what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
irklikeswaffletoo: When someone compliments me I too make a loud, jarring noise
bpdkisuke: teacher: write about who you are and your identity! me: my what
anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool
jaclcfrost: my response to “you should see a doctor” 98% of the time is just “haha yeah probably” followed by me not seeing a doctor
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
sartorus: People: are you ok? Me: yea
unclefather: other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job* me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*
faqoloqy: me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.
oeus: me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”
larvitarr: me
Stay with me forever
hematomaniac: person: that could kill you me: good
keishanoocole: born-to-be-the-best: This describes me almost every morning before school. 😂😂😂 deadasss
arcticmunkeez: me: sends important text that took a lot of guts to sendme: immediately turns off wifi, data, the phone itself, my laptop, hides both in a safe, hybernates self for 1.000 years,
cummied: *drops down on one knee* will u sin with me
matesse: me too
in-fi-ni: brain: weghggghghhhhhhhhhgfeeghh nobody loves you and you have no redeeming quali- me: *squirts a spray bottle* shut up I’m trying to do something
lizardsister: crumbduck: it’s fine me trying to keep my life together
qstronaut: mutual: hey me: ❤️💗💖💛💘💙💝💙💝💝💚💘💛💘💘💛💝💝💙💝💘💙💘💚💖💖💘💛💘💘💗💗💗💙💝💚💝💟💞💝💘💘💙💖💚💖💚💚💟💟💚💝
dramatichoe: me
nomorefreerandy: me trying to fix my life
brendachanblr: Favorite character: *appears*Me:
unshrink: Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?” Me:
Things that give me anxiety
tinderofficial: me
they found me again
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :) Me: my what now
karpetshark: i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me
bakrua: *runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
fivepipsandflowers: This is me and my relationship with bread.
war2th: dont talk to me or my 47 stuffed animals ever again
badbatter: someone: you can’t just ship yourself with every fictional character you find attractive me:
stability: someone: “omg you’re so pretty!” me:
let me just make one thing clear
botanize: Me currently
dirtylittledamsel: when my parents introduce me to new people
punlich: *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together
gimmeallyoresidualz: Me supporting my friends
cabbage-vendor: youraverageinsanity: petboyfriend: me avoiding all my responsibilities did she just kick a laser beam in half Feminism
flacomexicano: “your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone
resadipity: pretnoirnwa: icarusflow: thesickwildwoman: vibraants0ul: When somebody fine follows you 🙋🏽 this really me The temptation to @ about 70% of my female mutuals ^^^ FR OML
allsadnshit: whatsgoodra: someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems* me: Holy shit
cyberpetty: me, unknowingly layin on my tv remote: oh fucc we got ghosts
non-binary-canary: hellyeahthomassanders: Using Time Wisely 🕐 by Thomas Sanders Don’t drag me like this
pink-natural: Farmers: What is she doin’ out there? Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!
coltre: me: *gets hit by a car* sorry
50shadesofthanekrios: Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say??? Me: No™
