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kingkrookodile: i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”
femme-lesbians: all I want is a cute girl to look at me and desperately hope that I am gay
bulletinabowtie: adulthoodisokay: glitchinthematrixx: Me. same eeeeeeeeeeeeeeereaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
brbjellyfishing: Me at a job interview
urbanoutfucks: Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃
orlandobloomers: me: stop being racist please family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
aymmichurros: *me looking at a really nsfw drawing* i really like how they drew the hands
guy: nononono don’t do that you’re turning me on
adjustive: College interviewer: so what’s your name? Me: *bursts out crying because I have no idea what I want in life*
perdidot: u can’t stop me
littlemissmollymormon: “You’re an adult now.” Me
madeoflesbians: me waiting for new episode dates to be announced
I thought you forgot about me lol
tinylarrie: me when someone mentions neko atsume
stability: someone: “omg you’re so pretty!” me:
cyberho: Me escaping my feelings
wreckcrs: One time I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished I was still a little weird and the dentist asked if I was okay and I looked at him and asked, “how many cats do you think it would
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
meawbin: Me when found fat cat.
morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say
unleashthememes: Me
sansserifaster: someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
phantom-quantum: jjsinterlude: overzoe: netflixandkoolaid: Maaaaan Morgan Freeman had enough of the Oscars 😭😭😭 me at family gatherings lmao LMFAOOOOOOOO Im the cookie box
*scientist clone me*
sartorus: People: are you ok? Me: yea
bevsi: me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
shingekinomyovaries: dehypnotise: thugilly: rigaya: When you realize college ain’t even worth it anymore😑😂 This nigga is so serious like I really want to know what happened He politely pushes his chair in after too me. every. single. damn.
dunfetti: me: *has an extremely diverse music taste* also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*
the-pietriarchy: me during a zombie apocalypse: are the dogs okay?
birdologist: someone: i love your art style!! me:
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
wigglyistough: Me
lollipop-2014: themarginistoosmall: “I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”Well The most me post ever
dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects
7bottles: i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me
skarchomp: Talented people doing art: lol just trying out some new techniques with this advanced program I downloaded, I think it’ll really help with my use of colors and composition! :) Me doing art:
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
janestrider: When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
fuck wasps
unsends: friends: how are you today? me:
avpdbpdkaneki: me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING
deadlyspoons: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!! nothing i have absolutely nothing u should be giving me stuff i have no money please donate
antivanbrandy: me: what a cute idea for some otp art. i want it brain: if you want it you have to draw it me:
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
wistfulfarming: when u care about ur relationships with a fictional village full of fictional people and ur fictional husband/wife more than actual relationships in real life in a fucking farming simulator game
Fuck a math
fuck-off-becky: When all your friends are really talented artists except you
FUCK!!!!
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