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chibicrow: Me before watching YGO: Me after watching YGO and realizing I will never escape this card game anime hell:
communistbakery: whenever i say “i wish people found me attractive” people always say oh you are!! but like it’s a pity thing, i want ppl to legitimately find me attractive and try to flirt with me etc without doing it bc im a last resort or because
loviely: when the fuck will i be ok
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow me and I fangirl when they show up in my notifications like I haven’t scared you away yet???? You still love me?????????
420-247: chanted: I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself. wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
gaylawyers: “i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off
elijvhx: Me: *carries my phone with me everywhere in the house even though nobody is texting me*
syrupvevo: I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse
jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
bigdumbcutefaces: ladyjaneparker: Literally me petting me friends’ cats. me, all the time with zelda
screams-geometrically: theoppositeofsane: youngblackandvegan: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped this is the most important video i’ve ever seen This is a spiritual experience. I want this as my ringtone
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bby loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside
gattsu: this is exactly how i feel giving people my art as gifts
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
nursery: *does my makeup as therapy*
mintypsd: communistbakery: communistbakery: i’d punch me from four years ago in the face.. my politics were so bad i’d punch current me in the face I’ll punch my future me in the face I don’t care
queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way
anartisticanomaly: phantomcat94: meefling: You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t
goytears: me: this bitch is ruining my life friend: omg who?? me: it’s.. . me
chavvesty: “i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
gitananocturna: jackafz: everyone around me: *gets things done w their life and is making money* me: Me
edwad: i identify as an inconvenience to the world
twitterlols: as a species, we are evolving
giraffeyla10: I FORGOT THAT YOUR FAVORITE THING HAD AN IMPACT IN STARDEW VALLEY SO I PUT MINE AS death AND THEN THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL (also i have a new keyboard and i can’t figure out where control is so i can take a screenshot, sorry)
pervycute: as requested (:
alphajade: “i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
drkkn: me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner
alphajade:“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
jannesinjrv: internets-bests: enter–the–voidd: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE I need this! Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck
femsheparding: me, beginning to play mass effect: ok why does everyone love garrus? everyone seems to love romancing him, but why?me, hearing his voice for the first time:
gaelsdiego: the thought of me having sex: nice the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting
asculan: me: *makes a small, completely harmless mistake that has literally 0 consequences* me @ me:
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
racingbarakarts: me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me also me:
sridevi: me: *is a little sad* me: *puts on a lana del rey song* me:
femshep-official: dorkdenmark: friend who lives on the other side of the world: someone was mean to me today me: want me to come beat them up for you @femsheparding
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
minteh: “Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally
evilspice: i genuinely do not wanna know what’s going on in the world EVER i’m sick of it i fucking hate politics like i’m not built for this world at all i wanna live in a secluded cave away from society and civilisation so fucking BAD but like
gosh-dangit-im-pretty-gay: tajkajerso: beholdmybloginator: i’m like heinz doofenshmirtz because i, too, like being petty, singing off-key, and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason I also think of myself as evil but am at best
jupiterswhore: darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating me? me.
sentochoryu: me: sees the sharp teeth me: [dabs forehead] whoo that’s a thing [towel is soaked with sweat] those are…teeth,,,yep [i have gone through 50 towels in one minute] they….teeth character with sharp teeth: grins me: [sobbing] stop teasing
9-kageyama-tobio: otp: *confesses* me: nice otp: *accidentally confesses* me: n i c E otp: *accidentally confesses while in a heated argument* me, fanning myself with my hands: OHOHOHOHOHO N I C E
setheverman: defalt-jb-defalt: setheverman: hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :) hi quick question, can i fuck the demons why do i even go on this website anymore
ernesthemingwayerotica: crimson-uncovered: I’m totally against gender roles in general, but they’re so sexy to me in a D/s context. Yes, make me cook you stuff in nothing but a frilly apron. Make me do your laundry. Make me do my hair and makeup
sipthisslow: russian-chaos-agent: me spending money on my boo vs me spending money on me I’m my own boo 😏
inactiveblogger: me: i’m gonna ask for help me to me: don’t do that you don’t want to be a burden
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