me as fuck
NSFW Tumblr
find me as fuck on porn pin board
me as fuck clips
edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd: theendofaspark: this is never going to not be funny Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever Bless you, Chris Pratt This is the hardest I’ve laughed
jaxxgarcia: Me when cute women give me compliments 😩
tailscore: kodah-smith-the-husky: tailscore: who wants to destroy me I guess that depends, do you mean sexually or like smashing your head in? surprise me
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing that’s just my default setting
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
mylittlepokeymans: IDK WHY I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THIS
addrree: yroxis: Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do I’ve never related so much
pettyqueer: pettyqueer: me also me
ataraxia-aphelion: flomation: artsyfartsyana: weloveshortvideos: Blue is fuckin’ tight. Well he’s got a point there. “Why are making those blue, dude?” “‘Cause blue is fucking tight.” “Oh.” He actually says fricking I’m pretty
bpdjessepinkman: me: laughs out loud at a vine me: ok back to being sad
floozys: me: this break i’m not gonna fall into a bad sleeping pattern me at 4am the next morning watching a youtube video rating the top 10 canceled 90′s cartoons:
pinkrubberball: me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone: what’s wrongdog? me: everything thanks for asking
qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* me: you know what i mean :/
websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN
alyssa-winchester: hellyeahthomassanders: Goals 🙇 by Thomas Sanders this is so fucking real
oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
marinashutup: significant other: i love you so much me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right
poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me:
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
aitu: me three weeks before a deadline: me the night before a deadline:
tylerchokely: *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
melchiorgabor: ok no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill
huffylemon: huffylemon: I WILL START GOING TO BED AT A DECENT TIME WHEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GETS AN OSCAR fuck
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
memeufacturing: me: im sad todayperson: well at least tomorrow’s another day!!!me: yes thats the problem
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
pearlitariat: me: im miserable and nothing matters *watches steven universe for .3 seconds* me:
usbdongle: ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation
acoolguy: girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick* me: do that to my weenger
insquidgy-wetrust: On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
pink-natural: Me: I need to study for my upcoming exams. Me on Sunday night at 3am:
jonborg123: ellie-abadeer: catgifcentral: I love you human, I won’t let go when people try to leave me @mewchamp look at this
roses-fountain: me whenever i ask my friends to reassure me
xfileslesbian: me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her
relentlessandimperfect: officialleoneabbacchio: fleshcircus: witchkriege: mgodp: daevayasna: justaminorthreat: podencos: inbedwithboys: What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes Dissociating Having an existential
look it's another fucking mess of a blog
mntl: someone: calls me by a nickname me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite
rageandcoffee: me: wants to be healthy and recovered also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour
hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
klefable: “u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!” ok but consider this i fucking love eyeliner
donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy] me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
usbdongle: me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually me at 23:
bpdchoc: *SMASHING MY EMOTIONS WITH MY BARE HANDS* sucK it the fuCK UP
birdystark: Psychic: -reads my mind- My Mind: Psychic: What the FUCK
kitfisto: everyone: delete tumblr me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
liefly: me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
generalgrieevous: Me at 3 PM: Me at 3 AM:
lightofmeridian: me banging on my mutuals’ windows at 2am: I CARE ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!!! LET ME KNOW IF U NEED ANYTHING!!!!
winnifredfoster: someone: thinks they followed me for regular specific content me, reaching into my fuckign mixed bag of a blog: ha
sashayed: me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
