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narwhalnel: back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random
obamasturbate:blackout Friday is killing me honestly why YALL on every level of beautiful and I am a mayonnaise stain
cutthoatsoup: Gold ones on Mustard & Mayonnaise. The Bay way.
blousybetties:veronikalenz:#milena velbaMayo! Add some mayonnaise and lick your fingers, Milena Velba!
iss-mayonnaise-an-instrument: anxieous: victoriashaunting: Rockin’ the free world baby This hair!!!
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students
polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
yoruballin: spooky997: Who really tryna hear lady mayonnaise
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theslavetobondagesite: sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded
getsuswet: Please? -MissLinda(aka Patti Mayonnaise)
e-sigh: Word Game. Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas,
ax-brutaloo: Let’s just assume that they read the labels BEFORE they’d already spread what they believed to be mayonnaise on their otherwise delicious sandwiches. just look at their faces, lordy
akinzer: lovepaddles: Aces High, sexiest bureaucrat in pony town. That’s a lot of mayonnaise. goddamn
westindianhottie: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda
roastcookie:our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
Don’t call me racist just because I don’t agree with your opinion on the Mike Brown case. Don’t call me racist when you’re on your blog calling white people “mayonnaise”. Don’t call me racist when I have black
