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dean-and-samwinchester: blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism. Or Emma Watson is a
thepacificrimjob: vanillastopbath: thepacificrimjob: back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward
shaynnee: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class
eatabutt420: fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable this is one
impersonalwords: king-jsmoove: sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE
theinternetisaweboflies:shiftythrifting:Clown Mayothis mayonnaise tastes funny
whitepeopletwitter: Petty Mayonnaise
byrongraffiti: #RP FROM @azealiabanks ya damn mayonnaise devils 😂
deanmoned:Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear.
bearded-david: rrryan: Dammit white people Mayonnaise man 😂😂😂
fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
porncomixgifs2016: Skarpworld Pizza With Mayonnaise
mango-emoji: people who pronounce mayonnaise “may-naise” …don’t make me fuck you up
howtodresswell:“they really called me mayonnaise today but im show these boys who got that work”
westindianhottie: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda
bengali-babe: Next time you whities want to complain about being called “mayonnaise” just remember that your skin tone is the epitome of beauty all over the world.
may: onnaise: Swallowing glass just to stay pure if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass
probablykage: obamalesbian: hey guys i got really depressed and played papa’s burgeria for 2 and a half hours, here are some of my favorite burgers: the rainbow the half and half the Mess the bread the mayonnaise surprise the gemini the burnt rainbow
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
gerph18up: cicada-killer:Hello & welcome to another episode of Content CopToday we look at Gerph, and all I can say is;had I known all it took to hit it big with tumblrtards was to make a Marie Kanker knock-off and give her an inexplicable mayonnaise
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
jakejinglish: thetrekkiehasthephonebox: truedecepticonleader: make “what the fuck is superwholock” the meme of 2015 just pretend to not know what this trio of mayonnaise queerbait man bullshit even is and then maybe it’ll finally go away I am
vantablackorchid: lxscivious: ▼Explicit Pale▲ stop deleting my captions. and get me off of your ‘pale’ assed mayonnaise blog. i’m black.
surra-de-bunda: igotyourfav: rock-princess17: sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE Lmfao 😂😂😂 😂 The lice pic gave me the
note-a-bear: lyonnnss: the-mood-with-the-mad-eye: futureblackpolitician: lyonnnss: this is really bonkers. i passed this place today in Park Slope and i was at a loss for words. Wow Bruhhh the description is “Artisanal mayonnaise made in
funkygay: rip in peace you mayonnaise fuck
pandabearjayy: sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE I wasn’t ready LMFAO!!
sexsatan: plethoricdreams: littlelolsz: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with
anch-ors: ckings: littlelolsz: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE
showinbulge: Kumato- Brown TomatoRecommended serving with Duke’s Mayonnaise on white bread.Pair with an egg and avocado for breakfast.#delicious
thiccho: cremeblush: Naomi Campbell & Kate Moss opening Chloé Spring 1998 look @ naomi bringing it at the back while kate moss block ha like a glowing puddle of mayonnaise
Makamae Auwae (19) auditioning for the role of Disney’s Princess Moana. “I’m from Maui, Hawaii. I grew up loving Disney Animation and I think that I would fit the role of Disney’s Princess Moana because it is my culture, I speak fluent Hawaiian,
tortasahogadas: yerba-santa: Eventually I’ll spend more than 8-minutes making a 10x10 board. Maybe with ironic web art and more pictures of mayonnaise. For now, this will do. oh my god
aphaustria: aphdenmark: aphaustria: what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise what lmayo
societyabuse: white people, or POM (people of mayonnaise)
liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
surprisebitch: backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch” hot_bearded guy 2004
surprisebitch: dekutree:mixedleanbh:I say it’s time to boycott People Magazine……….Naya is Latina and naturally brown. why the fuck will they consider cheap fake spray tan looking like mayonnaise drizzled with barbecue sauce as more beautiful.
vipharry: “Rub my nips, I don’t eat mayonnaise"😂
your-civil-defense: Hellman’s Mayonnaise jar c. 1942
bizarrest:A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the
I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️
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asap-rock-lee:yeezitaughtmewell: asap-rock-lee: codeinewarrior: gookgod: i am a white male and i speak for all white males when i say i am uncomfortable with how we are portrayed on this website amen brother. did you get the coleslaw and mayonnaise
jaethefade: You’re telling me in spite of the 173 million black people across the planet we’re going to let this dill pickle with mayonnaise Taylor Swift hold the number one spot on the Billboard Charts? Bitch please. Share across all social networks
mustard-and-mayonnaise-free: you have no faith in medicine.
kateaustinn: liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
juego-de-palabras: sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
mishasminions: liz-rogers-:starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”