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eternal-nova: dadgician: 612l: 612l: one of my obscure interests is horrifying american cuisine from like the 60s. im speaking desserts in all their mayonnaise, jello and molded glory merry christmas everyone i sent some of these to my brother and
the-mighty-python: cornsnoot: tailsandco: cornsnoot: dogpantry: tailsandco: dogpantry: tailsandco: discuss: mayonnaise Stop that. i love that my reptiblr friends are all just yelling at me for starting food discourse but my followers,
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
this blog is anti mayonnaise on french fries
mewtuber: yoruballin: spooky997: Who really tryna hear lady mayonnaise and in even more shocking news lmfaoooo weak as fuck all these hoes corny
mrsthyck69: axart: Who remember Doug?? Patti mayonnaise stopped phucking round and finally let Doug beat 😂😂😂 #pattiaintgotnocakes #axcomix #dougfunny I loved this cartoon
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
theysayoftheacropolis: pleatedjeans: Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics) i tried to type “is australia even real” and for some reason wrote “is mayonnaise even real” instead hm
littlelolsz: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch”
liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
bekkethatsall: littleblackmaps: Smh. Looks a mayonnaise campaign.
youngnubian: black-rising: dragracists: blackgirlclassics: Black Girl ClassicsBlack Hair Products of Yesteryear I got 5 of these in da closet I still use the Hair Mayonnaise for treatment lmao What? I still use most of these
baestheticsss: eccentric-nae: champagnepaqi: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda But when they call you nigger“Its just a word” Lmfao
hustleinatrap: mayonnaise mandy
creamedmyants: iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING & SCREAMING “HE
eatabutt420: fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable this is one
dean-and-samwinchester: blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism. Or Emma Watson is a
e-v-roslyn: shipbot: astrodidact: What a piece of shit Ted Cruz is… did ted cruz just fucking use ‘Me, an Intellectual’ in a tweet Me, an informed observer: “Ted Cruz is a worthless jar of expired mayonnaise”
rawsugarinchitown: pussyofthelavish: hood2go: I hate this low fat mayonnaise bitch wow lol I hate iggy as well, but this is doctored, some girl names Kristen posted this, I remember it making the rounds on Tumblr a while back. Iggy still a racist
deanmoned: Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear.
livinglikepinheadlarry: abcdeeznuts: sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise
queerpentaghasts: tbh I don’t know why we’re only going after coleslaw. fuck potato salad. fuck macaroni salad. fuck every “‘salad”’ that’s basically just an amalgamation of mayonnaise and nightmares
vine-whip: hobbitsetal: vine-whip: dungeons and dragons always has great stuff. there’s a jug that you can use to create 2 gallons of mayonnaise at will, like it’s actually written in the dungeon masters guide can you believe that things my party
cowboydan: a-child-of-mayonnaise: these two images send me into a mental panic
soulsilvers:pearl chugs at least two whole disgusting bottles of mayonnaise on stage and almost dies and marina is like wow. lesbian love is real(inkling font)
shittyidea: Mayonnaise slushie
may: onnaise: Swallowing glass just to stay pure if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass
doomy: truedoommurderhead: doomy: carloscotablr: doomy: things I cut myself on today: - a graphics card - a mayonnaise jar lid How even was opening it too hard why were you opening your graphics card wanted to make the video games real
kramergate: people who say “mayonnaise” to mean “miracle whip, the white paste not intends for human consumption” can’t be trusted
societyabuse: white people, or POM (people of mayonnaise)
bogleech: bogleech:Having now tried every secret grandma trick to making cake moister and softer the one that actually works the best is 1 cup of mayonnaise added to whatever batter I actually thought this was widely known. A great deal of baked goods
atorrez1: Headed to the UK with these mayonnaise lookin bishes #AAAgirls
mishasminions: liz-rogers-:starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
you like mayonnaise dont you marina
splosh-o-matic:Official artwork for Mayonnaise vs Ketchup Splatfest, via SplatoonJP on Twitter.
cloudfreed: strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon
best-of-funny: creamedmyants: iM FU CKNIG CRYING IM STUCK AT A FAMILY GET TOGETHER RIGHT NOW & MY ASSHOLE LITTLE COUSIN GOT AHOLD OF A SQUEEZABLE MAYONNAISE BOTTLE & SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER HIS SISTER & SHE RAN OUT OF THE KITCHEN CRYING &
tyrabankruptcy: Maybe we would care if your mayonnaise bland ass stopped using the n word
itcuddles: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
tastefullyoffensive: (photo by mayonnaise_man)
theshitfucksart: A little commission I did for my brother, which is Patrick Star playing his instrument, mayonnaise! Pm me for your own commission, nothing too nsfw or gorey! Please do not repost without permission or remove caption.
im-in-way-2many-fandoms: probablykage: obamalesbian: hey guys i got really depressed and played papa’s burgeria for 2 and a half hours, here are some of my favorite burgers: the rainbow the half and half the Mess the bread the mayonnaise surprise
sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
My 8 year old sister jst told me she hates mayonnaise bc it reminds her of white ppl. All I could do was laugh😭😂😭😂
strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
10knotes: theburiedlife A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
omnomnomjapanesefood: qinni: fucknofetishization: thisisnotjapan: fucknofetishization: [TW: Sexual Assault, harassment] It’s sad that people like this actually exist. This expired jar of mayonnaise is giving other men advice on how to harass and
jadethemerman: Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio My fave jars of mayonnaise
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