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desiremyblack: karibubbs: karibubbs: physiologyfan: So this happened at my university yesterday, Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Remember this name, Theresa Hryckowian. Boost so everyone in the country knows she’s racist. Boost so she will never
lyonnnss: l3o-god: lyonnnss: this is really bonkers. i passed this place today in Park Slope and i was at a loss for words. They don’t een need a store. Walk down the block and you’ll see walkin mayonnaise jars IM FUCKING CRYINGGGGGGGG
theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students
sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE
cosplayingwhileblack: Series: Doug Character: Patti Mayonnaise IG: adacicadasSUBMISSION
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
prayingforsnejana: please god, protect me from these mayonnaise hoes
gerph18up: Please deposit your mayonnaise here
gerph18up: Skarpne needs mayonnaise, some donor?
skarpne: gerph18up: Mint is intense I want that mayonnaise in my mouth!
skarpne: fuckmeliketheworldisover: Now that’s what I call a creampie! OMG A LOT OF MAYONNAISE!!!!!
pettypia: onlyblackgirl: pettypia: nia-jade: pettypia: Deadass people put MAYONNAISE on they grill cheese ?! This can’t be life They say mayo makes the bread moist. People put it in their cakes too for the same reason. 😷😪 I will slap fire
pettypia: empressrarapo: pettypia: onlyblackgirl: pettypia: nia-jade: pettypia: Deadass people put MAYONNAISE on they grill cheese ?! This can’t be life They say mayo makes the bread moist. People put it in their cakes too for the same reason.
liz-rogers-:starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
eatabutt420: fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable this is one
backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch”
original-beings: perfect-percepti0n: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He
unflatteringcatselfies: this is mayonnaise, my boyfriend found her in his backyard when she was three weeks old :’)
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aphaustria: aphdenmark: aphaustria: what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise what lmayo
mymompickedthisurl:mayonnaise tidal wave buries kanye west, more at 11
hilarydank:“no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a slur.”
westindianhottie: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda
babesoftheworldunite: I know where I would spread that mayonnaise!
ohthereichenfeels: whatdoesridiculousmean: whales-gather-here: meetmeinthetardis-sh: whales-gather-here: wolves-within: partybarackisinthehousetonight: imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said ‘mayonnaise’ the night
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
miakami: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if
clgdoublelifts:damn life is rough for mayonnaise boy
yesmissmina: leafmage: slavery:didjetjustdie:ok but for real, are “wonder-bread” “mayonnaise” and “marshmallow” the worst slurs you could come up with? Please go back to kindergarden and get some new ones.Slurs white privilege is having
be-blackstar: tashabilities: fuckyoufee: rudegyalchina: sweetheartpleasestay: burntpicasso: bummedbutterfly: scootersenshi: myreasonswhyihatetmblralot: Remember white people, according to black people all white people are mayonnaise colored.
ellemack: Patty Mayonnaise
do-not-touch-my-food: Bacon, Lettuce, and Fried Yellow Tomato Sandwiches with Basil Mayonnaise
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deanmoned:Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear.
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️
thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise"
fallenconcreteangel: backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch” I’ve been laughing at this for 5 min
liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
If I had the money and time I would like to make my own TV show where white people were all just walking around in attire that is seasonally inappropriate, dancing without and ounce of rhythm while eating mayonnaise straight from the jar. I would bask
deliciousmaletears: *white guy voice* Now look, I’m the last person to condone racism *mayonnaise begins to overflow from pockets* but you know there’s always truth behind those racial stereotypes *fedora begins to grow spontaneously on his head*
strugglingtobeheard: babybutta: note-a-bear: shahbahzz: iaremellow: lovethyhippie: This is not okay this is disgusting *CASUALLY sits on train and SCOOPS UP COPIOUS AMOUNTs OF MAYONNAISE AND SWALLOWS IT IN GuLPS * cannibalism Yoo and it that
White supremacists: “we must protect the white race!!!?” Me: “from what?? Your privilege? Getting mayonnaise on your salmon colored shorts? From the slippery soles on your boat shoes? From spicy food?”
My friend is in Georgia and I told him to bring me back a snack, so he said “all they have is mayonnaise hand grenades and pickled daffodils”
norisblackbook: Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips…
atane: “One called me mayonnaise boy” White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell.
squidword: no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument -_-
sassoffrass: Miss Mayonnaise has a new habit
tastefullyoffensive: (photo by mayonnaise_man)
