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fan-dingo-ate-my-baby-o: I found it! the Randy Orton orange-o-meter varying from mayonnaise to Uluru to rolled in Doritos i think the last one is… One of Brendon Burns’ greatest signs!
What's more gross: finding a used condom at the bottom of a mayonnaise jar or finding a used tampon at the bottom of a fruit punch bottle?
mustard-and-mayonnaise-free: suicide silence
porncomixgifs2016: Skarpworld Pizza With Mayonnaise
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darkfiretaimatsu: Yes, the solution to every problem is BOOKS. You go to a shelf and pull down THE BIG BOOK OF UNFINISHED QUESTS, and begin flipping through it. No… No… Too much mayonnaise… Wait, hold on. This one looks perfect. Given your HOBBIES,
bleedshark:@professor-maple-art Make me a sandwich…… with extra mayonnaise >:y xD Pffft
dean-and-samwinchester: blackfemalepresident: emma watson is kindergarten feminism. shes “lets scrape the surface of sexism but not point any fingers because i dont want men to dislike me” feminism. shes mayonnaise feminism. Or Emma Watson is a
tierracita: darkjez: thinkspeakstress: tortasahogadas: yerba-santa: Eventually I’ll spend more than 8-minutes making a 10x10 board. Maybe with ironic web art and more pictures of mayonnaise. For now, this will do. This is great—I’m putting
millennial-review: awesomeocelot: millennial-review: jules-rimet: millennial-review: millennial-review: It has been bothering me since I found the article, what the hell is a “hipper alternative” to mayonnaise?? Aioli, I guess. Which tbf
whyequalsemexplusbee: queen-marchesa: tikola-nesla-1907: misgivings: misgivings: Slav pronouncing US states north and south dAhkotah Me me sisi si sip mip sipipi mesipi mesipimipi YES But why does he want mayonnaise with his alcohol? True vodka
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
strangeauthor: tehjai: electricsed: All the flavor, none of the bigotry! Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles. Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too: ¼ cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
aphaustria: aphdenmark: aphaustria: what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise what lmayo
hilarydank: “no Patrick, mayonnaise is not a slur.”
it still kinda trips me out that the yoga lady in Orange is the New Black is Patti Mayonnaise from Doug
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch”
swagworshipping: mayonnaise-is-an-instrument: milesjai: ellisuwc: forever reblog I’M DEAD. THIS WAS REAL?? I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST FAKE SUBTITLES. omg isnt this from airplane tho
lesleaf: illipino-j: daviddluongg: aaaachristina: ayeeitskeanu: lisadadddy: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before
lordbape: Black people are literally without exaggeration being lynched and nothing is being done about it and white people genuinely think anyone should care that they’re being compared to mayonnaise *for being racist or insensitive*. these people
original-beings: perfect-percepti0n: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole loser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
skiplo-wave:peacesmovingcabaret:jadedaceofspades-deactivated202:@disparatepeace got another good one!!!I saw the word mayonnaise and I immediately saw red. Honey you can NOT dilute a war crime
deafmic:This tiktok specifically has destroyed my sense of humor because now I wake up everyday and think to myself “good morning, it’s time for MAYONNAISE” and immediately cry laughing
gerph18up: Please deposit your mayonnaise here
fhabhotdamncobs: spartacubs:littlebuddhacub: *barks* Beefy mayonnaise W♂♂F (WARNING! Not the place for “Pretty Boys” or their fans)
gerph18up: They need to fill that jar of mayonnaise.
mishasminions: liz-rogers-:starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
misforgotten2: This monstrosity is worse than you imagine. I had to dig out the original source to figure it out. Can you guess?Answer below.This centerpiece is mashed liver sausage molded over a glass jar and coated with a mustard and mayonnaise
notthepajamas: GINTAMA: favourite relationships → [Hijikata + Mayonnaise]↳ H: Don’t you know that a sophisticated palate requires contrasting flavors to bring out a dish’s distinctions? Adding salt or tartness brings out the original
makugen: “I even add mayonnaise to my dessert”. 5.5 | Happy Birthday Hijikata! ❤
kushandwizdom: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked
westindianhottie: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda
atane: “One called me mayonnaise boy” White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell.
gunsounds: elluiscallef: gunsounds: its a full moon tonight Tf does that mean lol It means mind ur business mayonnaise
fucknofetishization: thisisnotjapan: fucknofetishization: [TW: Sexual Assault, harassment] It’s sad that people like this actually exist. This expired jar of mayonnaise is giving other men advice on how to harass and assault Japanese women. This
slavery:didjetjustdie: ok but for real, are “wonder-bread” “mayonnaise” and “marshmallow” the worst slurs you could come up with? Please go back to kindergarden and get some new ones. Slurs
blisteredhc: white people, or POM (people of mayonnaise)
bussykween: stacylaynematthews: heauxmosexual: Drag him by his nonexistent roots!!! “do you have to scream?” “YES, BECAUSE I’M MAD” ANERICAN CULTURE IS MAYONNAISE
outrageon: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He
lordbape: lordbape: Black people are literally without exaggeration being lynched and nothing is being done about it and white people genuinely think anyone should care that they’re being compared to mayonnaise *for being racist or insensitive*. these
onnaollie:i’ll never understand why white people go out of their way to be horrible to groups of people they don’t like.for example, white people go out and purchase pig heads to throw at mosques. reread that. white people go out and purchase pig
mariannadominicana: purplelittlemermaid: queerpentaghasts: tbh I don’t know why we’re only going after coleslaw. fuck potato salad. fuck macaroni salad. fuck every “‘salad”’ that’s basically just an amalgamation of mayonnaise and nightmares
takingbackourculture: The kind of white girl I’d fight until I knock the mayonnaise off of her skin: the desperately wanna be Black girl @ba11zy on twitter.To describe this photoset: A picture of the whitey with box braids. She retweets a white
![notthepajamas: GINTAMA: favourite relationships → [Hijikata + Mayonnaise]↳ H: Don’t you know that a sophisticated palate requires contrasting flavors to bring out a dish’s distinctions? Adding salt or tartness brings out the original](https://64.media.tumblr.com/caa0281fa9c12eaccde607c329e4ff37/tumblr_nmyo70xiW91sycuvlo8_250.gif)
![fucknofetishization: thisisnotjapan: fucknofetishization: [TW: Sexual Assault, harassment] It’s sad that people like this actually exist. This expired jar of mayonnaise is giving other men advice on how to harass and assault Japanese women. This](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e8cba42f0b8cdafa0c4933bcfbd9b82/b9242229bd46f3b3-c1/s512x512u_c1/8e6e7a1afcb547e25acf76a5407d693c1b2642ea.jpg)
