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cabbage-with-mayonnaise:Long distance relationships…
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
fuckinglesbian: thorsies: having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise” I feel so uncomfortable
seeinggsounds: my entire aesthetic is patti mayonnaise.
hustleinatrap: mayonnaise mandy
phisobi: smeasel: targuzzler: what if mayonnaise came in cans that would suck because you can’t microwave metal… good morning to everyone except these two people
yoruballin: spooky997: Who really tryna hear lady mayonnaise
cosmic-noir: fist-me-with-mayonnaise: the-goddamazon: salon: And it’s USB rechargeable. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE tcc-tan I love living in the future.
liz-rogers-:starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
pantsareunwelcome: backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch” hot_bearded guy 2004
norisblackbook: Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips…
kateaustinn: liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
livinglikepinheadlarry: abcdeeznuts: sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise
kittykat8311: eternal-nova: dadgician: 612l: 612l: one of my obscure interests is horrifying american cuisine from like the 60s. im speaking desserts in all their mayonnaise, jello and molded glory merry christmas everyone i sent some of these to
sharramoon: slurpingiceamericano: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf
ctron164: atane: “One called me mayonnaise boy” White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell. 😂😂😂😂😭😭 yeah where in being called that was he classified as 3/5th’s a human while though ?! False equivalences much ?!
baestheticsss: eccentric-nae: champagnepaqi: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda But when they call you nigger“Its just a word” Lmfao
countrylovingcowgirl: behold-glory-of-zillyhoo: molto-bene-on-my-pene: ssophoo: loookiiii-ddd: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. the whole episode is epic ‘is mayonnaise an instrument’ You must
captioned-vines: 1: “ Welcome to Subway! What can I get started for you?”2: Yeah, can I get roast beef…”1: “ Ew. Okay.”2: “ With olives and mayonnaise.”1:” Ew. What the fuck? Okay….”
cabbage-with-mayonnaise: Long distance relationships…
whitepeoplestealingculture: leafmage: slavery:didjetjustdie:ok but for real, are “wonder-bread” “mayonnaise” and “marshmallow” the worst slurs you could come up with? Please go back to kindergarden and get some new ones.Slurs white privilege
may: onnaise: Swallowing glass just to stay pure if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass
sft425: itsagifnotagif: wildthornberryx3: itsagifnotagif: Mayonnaise is overrated watch your mouth Why?? Nothing is happening?? @anaisalicious
grapeson: crazypersonofcats: throughkaleidscopeeyes: Making fun of white celebrities who adopt black babies from Africa as accessories. These pictures are so touching. These wonderful people saved those sad babies from their terrible mayonnaise
spookydoodoo: thespookingdead: spookydoodoo: Whites are so sensitive. They want their right to call an entire race of people ugly but we can’t make mayonnaise jokes without them freaking out. i’ve never once heard a white person “freak out”
flu-o-rescence: sharramoon:slurpingiceamericano:theburiedlife:A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill
Put the mayonnaise down, Kotetsu!
yummytomatoes: “W-WHAT IS DRIPPING OFF THAT BUN— oh mayonnaise.” ;;;”???” I MIGHT do a series of dumb short pointless comics under the title ‘chibi-tetsu’. Kinda like Chii’s sweet home and Yotsuba were there is.. kinda.. a plot but
I don’t think anyone understands how much I love elbow macaroni mixed with tuna and mayonnaise and tiny diced pieces of pickles. I wish I could bring you guys over and let you taste this miraculous homemade comfort food.
axart: Who remember Doug?? Patti mayonnaise stopped phucking round and finally let Doug beat 😂😂😂 #pattiaintgotnocakes #axcomix #dougfunny
mrsthyck69: axart: Who remember Doug?? Patti mayonnaise stopped phucking round and finally let Doug beat 😂😂😂 #pattiaintgotnocakes #axcomix #dougfunny I loved this cartoon
winsomesoul: eccentric-nae: champagnepaqi: When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda But when they call you nigger“Its just a word” ^^^^
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was
supamuthafuckinvillain: s1uts: lostqueenlostqueen: SHIIT I’m hollering LOL!! I’ve always associated white people with mayonnaise, this Is perfect
backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch”
howtodresswell:“they really called me mayonnaise today but im show these boys who got that work”
queerpentaghasts: tbh I don’t know why we’re only going after coleslaw. fuck potato salad. fuck macaroni salad. fuck every “‘salad”’ that’s basically just an amalgamation of mayonnaise and nightmares how dare you slander my grandma’s
cleophatrajones: backboobs: “you ugly mayonnaise bitch” Fave forever
hijabgang: sensitiveblackperson: deathlyflowers: krxs10: BLACK TWITTER JUST COMMITTED MASS GENOCIDE AND IM SCREAMING Lmfao no THE CRYING MAYONNAISE IM GONE THAT LAST ONE IM SCREAMINGGGG
likeavirgin212: mayonnaise*
danev: norealroots: moreofthattea: fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy
tedallen: hollowfacade: tedallen: foodntwk: no the fuck we shouldn’t why not? mayonnaise is literally just egg and oil mixed together…. its literally the same as putting egg and oil in your cake If you can find an acid that pairs well with chocolate
soul-assassins: kateaustinn: liz-rogers-: starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and
fhabhotdamncobs: spartacubs:littlebuddhacub: *barks* Beefy mayonnaise W♂♂F (WARNING! Not the place for “Pretty Boys” or their fans)
theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students
radical-mayonnaise: themisspolly: 20 Historical Photos (x) This is fucking crazy
aphaustria: aphdenmark: aphaustria: what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise what lmayo
punkrorschach:deafmic:This tiktok specifically has destroyed my sense of humor because now I wake up everyday and think to myself “good morning, it’s time for MAYONNAISE” and immediately cry laughing
thefoodshow: Mushroom Quinoa Burgers with Roasted Garlic & Thyme Mayonnaise
mackenn: jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck bitch salad omfg
starhey: sharramoon: theburiedlife: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then
I am🚫 not white sweetie(:. I 🙋 am a diverse🇬🇧 american 🇺🇸 human bean🌰 . My roots 🍃 go back to Greece. I am 2⃣0⃣% polish 1⃣0⃣% Irish 3⃣0⃣% greek 2⃣0⃣% cracker and 2⃣0⃣% mayonnaise. I am not 🚫 white. I am ✔️
maritzapizzaaa: m—sa: deanmoned: Having seaweed rub against you while you’re swimming in the ocean is like having Satan slowly caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering, “Mayonnaise” in your ear. What the fuck
