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just-shower-thoughts: I am personally offended by my phone when I turn on the camera and it shows me how ugly I am.
just-shower-thoughts: If I was a female pornstar, my favorite thing would be the reactions of teenage boys when they recognize me in public while they are with their parents.
just-petty-thoughts:thecrimerat:catgirl-greatsword:stevebucky-deactivated20221119:its wednesdayIrrelevant End of my rope tuesday wednesday
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve lived my entire life only 10 miles from outer space but I’ve never been there.
just-shower-thoughts: Before I die, want to hire some people to come to my funeral dressed in suits and sunglasses and do some like bizarre salute when they leave so people think I lived like a cool second life.
just-shower-thoughts: My parents were always telling me not to talk to strangers online, and yet here I am, talking to strangers amongst 30 million other strangers whose parents told them not to talk to strangers online.
just-shower-thoughts: Relativity: the library is 15 minutes from my house, but closes in 10 minutes. For me then, the library is already closed, even though it is still open. Seems rude.
just-shower-thoughts: The most disappointed men: “I put on pants for this?” The most disappointed women: “I took off my pants for this?”
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
my-horny-naughty-side: naked-philosopher: layla19111: gaybrasil69: Delicia de buceta 💜🤍When I get this wet….it’s your fault🤍💜 I love it that you get that wet with just the thought of being exposed Those little puckers as her
just-shower-thoughts: The sentence “I never said he licked my asshole” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
just-shower-thoughts: A billionaire could give me 0.01% of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected
just-shower-thoughts: At any given moment it is entirely possible that I have already triggered the chain of events that ultimately leads to my death.
just-shower-thoughts: courtesy of my 9-year-old: “if people ever have to move to Mars because Earth is destroyed, their money should say ‘in God we trusted’”
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’d be compatible with any of my exes’ exes’ exes.
just-shower-thoughts:My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
just-shower-thoughts: One day, my grandchildren will light up a joint after dinner. I’ll say, “When I was your age, they’d have thrown me in jail for that.” They’ll laugh and say how silly that is.
just-shower-thoughts: My body is like a temple. Well, more like a Catholic church. Full of wine and bread.
just-shower-thoughts: Being described as “The Last of My Name” is way cooler than “an only child”
my brain was just processing thoughts at like 30 times its normal speed per second for a few minutes there
just-shower-thoughts: If you replace “sun” with “moon” in the lyrics of “You Are My Sunshine”, it’s a song about alcoholism.
just-shower-thoughts: Calmly walking up the stairs from my basement after I turn the lights out is how I prove to myself that I’m an adult.
just-shower-thoughts: My penis must think I have a shit-ton of kids.
just play in my hair and tell me you love me
just-shower-thoughts: Holding down the power button until my device turns off is like strangling somebody until they stop breathing.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m not a morning person, but my dick sure is
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