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just-shower-thoughts:My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.
just-shower-thoughts: If I knew I was going to die soon, it would be funny to put up a huge collage wall in my bedroom of newspaper clippings relating to an unsolved string of murders. Hahahaha
rydenarmani: on this episode of “white dudes are crybabies” But I thought noods were the only part of a loving relationship???? plz explain XDDDDD*ramblings about how feminists are ruining my wank time*
just-shower-thoughts: As a student people used to tell me how stressful “adult working life” is and how being a student was so easy. But today I am way more relaxed since my job has a defined start and end as opposed to the constant guilt of feeling
just-shower-thoughts:The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a medical bracelet for “delete my internet history”.
just-shower-thoughts: You shake people’s masturbation hand with your masturbation hand Not necessarily. I use my left hand lol
just-shower-thoughts:Not once in my adult life have I prepared a burrito for myself without overestimating the amount of filling it can hold.
just-song-thoughts:massive-monke-disorder:knickerbocker-kickaround:massive-monke-disorder:5afteynotguaranteed:Sure, but the food is going to fuckin slap your tits offIt absolutely will not. Slop is slop. Your mother slopped me good and hard through my
just-shower-thoughts: My balls must think I have a bunch of kids by now.
just-shower-thoughts: Nothing makes me not want to watch a series/movie more than my friends telling me how much I ‘NEED’ to see it
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
just-shower-thoughts: Throughout my life, I’ll probably cum more times than I’ll cry.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
just-shower-thoughts: I will not rest until I find a cure for my insomnia
just-shower-thoughts: I live alone and have my own computer, but still use Incognito Mode for porn.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m not a morning person, but my dick sure is
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve lived my entire life without experiencing the fear of being eaten by a natural predator. All things considered, I don’t appreciate this nearly as much as I should.
just-shower-thoughts: My definition of “broke” is I got money but it’s not to spend
just-shower-thoughts: I really wish my butt crack didn’t have sweat glands
just-shower-thoughts: My dog is legally allowed to pee in more places than I am.
just-shower-thoughts: If I was a Gotham villain my name would be Earl E. Bird. Id commit crimes at daybreak because signaling Batman would be pretty fucking hard.
just-shower-thoughts: Worshipping Zeus gives the phrase “oh my fucking god” a new meaning.
just-shower-thoughts: If the pen is mightier than the sword, then how come sticks and stones can break my bones and words will never hurt me?
just-shower-thoughts: The sentence “I never said he licked my asshole” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
just-shower-thoughts: I can stare at my phone for 30+ minutes and no one questions it, every time I stare off into nothing for 5-10 minutes people think I’m high.
just-shower-thoughts:When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
just-shower-thoughts: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
just-shower-thoughts: The main difference between me and my cat is that when she sleeps all day and does nothing productive, she doesn’t feel crushing guilt and overwhelming societal pressure.
just-shower-thoughts: My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.
just-shower-thoughts: There was a period of time in Jay-Z’s life when he got to say “this is my fiancé Beyoncé.”
just-shower-thoughts: As a twin, I will ALSO be the biological mother of my sister’s kids Nope. A biological mom requires you to conceive the child. Look it up. ;)
just-shower-thoughts:My will to stay alive in games is stronger than it is in real life.
today we took the cats to the vet and we found out we had a chubby cat i mean, we already knew he was chubby because we can see him, but we thought it was kitten fat. it’s not kitten fat. he’s on a diet now. because of his fat. his chubby
just-shower-thoughts: I love being around people and I love being alone. If I spend too much time doing either, I start to lose my mind.
just-shower-thoughts: My parents taught me to be kind and humble, honest and hardworking, and to save an unnecessary fuckton of plastic bags under the sink.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m so glad my dumb adolescent phase was over before everyone had smart phones.
just-shower-thoughts: By the time I’m an adult, “High School Musical” will be to my children what “Grease” is to me.
catsbeaversandducks: They Thought This Kitten Was Going To Die, But Then She Met A Husky Named LiloRosie is a rescue stray found at just 3 weeks old. She was a sickly little kitten until they paired her up with Lilo, a gentle Husky who changed the little
just-shower-thoughts: WebMD has improved Cancer Awareness since I am diagnosed with it every time I search my symptoms.
just-shower-thoughts: If password requirements were given on a websites login page I would forget my password a lot less.
just-shower-thoughts: My brain can remember a random event from 10 years ago, but can easily forget why I walked into a room 10 seconds ago.
just-shower-thoughts:I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
just-shower-thoughts: If I were a Spanish teacher, all my quizzes would be pop quizzes. No one expects a Spanish Inquisition.
just-shower-thoughts: The fact that I can’t recognize my co-workers outside of uniform 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he’s doing.
just-shower-thoughts:I wonder if my dog thinks I hold onto the leash so I won’t get lost
just-peachy-babygirl: Thought I’d be nice and spoil you guys with a couple pictures from today, because school starts this week and I’m going to be super busy. Enjoy💝
I’m not dead I’ve just been on my rp account
a neo nazi furry on deviantart just told me my lesbian fanart is offensive somehow
did one of my posts just delete itself??
I just got my hair done yeahhhh! Now I can fit it into wigs for AWA
I just found out I can put a password on my phone
I’m going to kill someone????? My phone turned off just as I reblogged that post about iphones
Just found out my cat has been burying dead chipmunks in the leaf pile under her favorite table
I need to change my theme again I just realized audio posts make the entire page go crazy
I’m organizing cosplays and my dog just brought me this??? What is this??? Is it dead???? Edible????
So tumblr says I have a new message but there’s nothing new in my ask box If anyone sent something I didn’t get it just a heads up
My dash hasn’t moved in twenty minutes is anyone else having this problem or is it just me?
