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just-shower-thoughts: The history on my calculator is far more embarrassing than the history on my web browser.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m in my 20’s and I still sing “ABC’s” in my head when searching for where a letter falls
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve used toothpaste that will ‘whiten my teeth in 6 weeks’ for 15 year and my teeth are no whiter
just-shower-thoughts: As a depressed person, the only reason I don’t want to die is because I feel like ending my own life would be like transferring my own pain onto those who care about me, which I perceive to be an act of selfishness.
just-shower-thoughts:When I move my body, I am literally moving matter with my mind
just-shower-thoughts:If my doctor ever told me my heart wasn’t healthy enough for sex, I would at least know how I was going to die.
just-shower-thoughts: If my family is half French and half German, I can thank my grandma by saying ‘Danke meme’.
u ever just wake up from a nap thirsty af
my blood-dripping soul says my destination is hell
just-my-erotic-thoughts: 69sajx: Oh ok then. My turn.
Sometimes I wish you could be here to catch me when I fall. Tired from an exhausting week of trying to keep my A game for yourself and my wellbeing 🥺. But I’ll trying again just for you. I’m willing to do anything and sacrife whatever it
just–some–thoughts–yet: the-one-he-calls-princess: I know my love. Safest place on earth is by your side and in your arms And I will make sure to keep it this way my Princess!
just-shower-thoughts: They say a dog is man’s best friend, but I don’t even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes while shitting on my carpet.
just-shower-thoughts: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”, my first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
just-shower-thoughts: My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a human is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
just-shower-thoughts: The thickness of my face stubble is a great way to measure my current level of apathy.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve had religious people knock on my door encouraging me to be religious, but never have I had a homosexual knock on my door to encourage me to be homosexual.
I think I have a certain sex appeal that doesn’t just come from my looks. It mostly comes from the fact that I’m comfortable with my sexuality, and that I know that I’m good at sex that I know how to please a woman.
just-shower-thoughts: Nine months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad but left with my mum.
just-shower-thoughts: I wish at the end of my life I could see all of my stats. (i.e. Number of french fries eaten: 24,127 .. Biggest Dump taken: 4.21 lbs, etc.)
just-shower-thoughts: Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.
Just the thought of burying my face in some hot guys ass and tasting his hole gets my mouth watering. Goddamn I really am a whore sometimes.
just-shower-thoughts: I used to have to watch my swearing because i was a kid amongst adults. Now i have to watch my swearing because I’m an adult amongst kids.
just-shower-thoughts: Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.
just-shower-thoughts: I still use my college ID to get two dollars off movie tickets 15 years after graduating. So, if i see 10,000 movies my diploma will have pretty much paid for itself!
just-shower-thoughts:Autocorrect is simultaneously my best friend and my worst enema.
just-shower-thoughts: Someone could unlock my phone with my fingerprint while I was asleep and I’d never know
just-shower-thoughts: My neighbor is an old farmer guy and he complimented all the hard work I’ve been doing on my garden. It feels like I got the rural equivalent of street cred. I got field cred.
just-shower-thoughts:I don’t know why I’m on my phone. I should be on my wife.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many miles of toilet paper I’ve wiped my ass with in my life
just-shower-thoughts: It’s cool for my wife to buy me power tools for my birthday, but if I was to bring her a vacuum cleaner…..
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if my ex from 10 years ago checks up on my Facebook every now and then to see how I’m doing.
just-shower-thoughts: Since my wife works in a hospital. Anytime i want to get out of work, i could simply say “I need to go, my wife is in the hospital.”
just-shower-thoughts: For spending nearly it’s entire life in my back pocket, surprisingly, my wallet smells nothing like farts.
just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be nice if microwaves had a “no beep” option? Then I can cook my food without having to ninja punch my microwave at :01 in the middle of the night.
just-shower-thoughts: I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain until I find the greatest barber in the world
just-shower-thoughts: The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions is an affirmation of how unoriginal all my problems are.
just-shower-thoughts: My childhood taught me that I should have certainly encountered quicksand at some point in my life by now.
just-shower-thoughts: My brain has more info in it then my conscience self is aware of.
just-shower-thoughts: When I play a video game, I go out of my way to talk to every person I see. In real life, I go out of my way to avoid talking to every person I see
just-shower-thoughts: When I move my body, I am literally moving matter with my mind.
just-shower-thoughts: I consider myself a relatively patient person when dealing with people but I will instantly lose my shit if my WiFi cuts out for more than 5 seconds.
babyanimalgifs: Fun fact. My neighbour had a dog named Jason and every-time she screamed “Jason get in the House” I thought it was domestic violence, but Jason was just chasing cats.
just-shower-thoughts: In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then my mother gave birth to me.
just-shower-thoughts: Colgate had a 5 million dollar commercial to tell me to turn my faucet off to save water for the needy. When that 5 million could buy 74,671,445 bottles of water and they could tell me how to brush my teeth on their box.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m honestly more embarrassed by my calculator history than my internet history. I know what 5+7 is, but I’ll be damned if I mess up that calculation…
my-cat-doesnt-like-you: just-shower-thoughts: The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes
just-shower-thoughts:My bathroom trips are exponentially shorter when I forget my phone.
just-shower-thoughts: When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism
just-shower-thoughts: I keep my condoms in the same nightstand drawer as my gun. I have protection from every type of human in that drawer, from the unborn to the undead.
just-shower-thoughts: I can pet my dog for hours but rubbing my girlfriend’s back is the most boring thing in the world…
just-shower-thoughts: I realized what my anxiety actually is. It’s my brain coming up with Fake News.
My thoughts & Prayers for #Paris we are good here in Bordeaux, I want to thank my family & close friends that Called/FaceTimed me to check if I am ok. I love you all, let’s just pray for the victims & their families 🇫🇷 by charmanestar
just-shower-thoughts: Shouldn’t “my time of the month” be when I’m NOT bleeding out of my vagina?
just-shower-thoughts:I don’t talk to 99 percent of my contacts on my phone
