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just-shower-thoughts: Pluto is 3 billion miles away and NASA is getting high res images and info from the with no problem. So why the fuck can’t I get a decent wireless signal less that 10 metres from my routers?
just-shower-thoughts: I have lived in the same house for almost 20 years. I wonder if there is a place on the floor that my foot hasn’t touched.
just-shower-thoughts: There are potentially thousands of days in my life that I have forgotten completely and will never recall and I’m not completely sure I’m ok with that.
just-shower-thoughts: My dog follows me to the bathroom and watches me because I do the same to him. He probably thinks this is totally normal bonding.
just-shower-thoughts: I never really notice when my headache goes away.
just-shower-thoughts: Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
just-shower-thoughts: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
just-shower-thoughts: ‘As fuck’ is my most used unit of measurement
just-shower-thoughts: Spinning in circles to get dizzy as a child was my first attempt at getting high.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a pillow shaped like a helmet so I don’t have to adjust my pillow with every little movement.
just-shower-thoughts: As a villain, if I felt a gun placed against the back of my head, I’d scream and jerk away, thus ruining whatever awesome line the protagonist was about to deliver.
just-shower-thoughts: My teacher considers the Bible to be more credible than Wikipedia, yet Wikipedia has a citations section.
just-shower-thoughts: They should put Richard Nixon on the ũ bill. So I can shove my dirty Dick in a strippers ass.
just-shower-thoughts: I will never know what my own handshake feels like.
just-shower-thoughts: If I teach my parents something, they’re learning from their mistake.
just-shower-thoughts: “When I was a kid, I asked my mom to buy me something and she responded by saying that when I have a job, I can buy whatever I wanted. Now that I have a job, I still can’t buy what I want.”
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t know how many times someone’s tried to get my attention unsuccessfully.
just-shower-thoughts: Where I live it’s warmer in my freezer right now than it is outside.
just-shower-thoughts: One day, my grandchildren will light up a joint after dinner. I’ll say, “When I was your age, they’d have thrown me in jail for that.” They’ll laugh and say how silly that is.
just-shower-thoughts: I wish that ‘my parents said no’ was still a valid excuse to get out of attending social functions
just-shower-thoughts: I swallow my own spit all day, but if I spit into a cup, drinking it would be disgusting
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
just-shower-thoughts: บ,000 would change my life, but that’s pocket change to a lot of people.
just-shower-thoughts: I have to charge my phone in the charger so much throughout the day, that I basically have a landline again
just-shower-thoughts: When I say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
just-shower-thoughts: I wish that, instead of burning them slowly, I could use up all of my fat cells at once on one insane feat of athleticism.
just-shower-thoughts:I wonder how many times I unknowingly avoided my death.
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so
just-shower-thoughts: My personal email is used 1% for email and 99% for logging into random shit
I am so confused and just made things even more confusing oh well I’m having fun btw I’m so glad I bought a bubble blowing machine it changed my life for the better
I never look at my follower count but I just noticed right now its at 777 (:
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid, leftovers were always the worst, but, as an adult, leftovers are like a little present I left to my future self cause now I don’t have to cook.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
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just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times I unknowingly avoided my death.
just-shower-thoughts: My will to stay alive in games is stronger than it is in real life.
just-shower-thoughts: I used to notice my shadow a lot more when I was a kid
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just-shower-thoughts: I have probably said f*ck more times than I have said my own name…
just-shower-thoughts: There are some people in my life I wish I had hugged a little longer.
just-shower-thoughts: The phrase, “I never said he licked my asshole” has seven different meanings depending on which word you put the emphasis on
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times I’ve passed up an opportunity that could’ve drastically changed my life.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
just-shower-thoughts: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if it was a good morning I would still be in my bed not talking to people.
just-shower-thoughts: If I can’t find what I’m looking for on the first page of Google, I’d rather reword my search than continue on to page two.
just-shower-thoughts: I apologize to my dog more than I ever do to a person
just-shower-thoughts: I will never click on the top hit for my search on Google if it has the “ad” icon on it. Even though the second one that I actually click on is usually the exact same website and URL as the first.
just-shower-thoughts: No Pornhub, I do not want to share on Facebook with my friends and family what I’m currently watching…
just-shower-thoughts:I get paid minimum wage, but my employer gets upset when I do the minimum work
just-shower-thoughts: If one year in human time is the equivalent of seven dog years, then one human day must be the equivalent of one week in dog time. No wonder my dog greets me so excitedly when I get home from work!
