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just-shower-thoughts: “Dream job” is an oxymoron. My dream is to not need a job.
just-shower-thoughts: My phone should notify me after a few minutes of inactivity if I’ve left a text message unsent.
just-shower-thoughts: “I earn ฟ an hour” sounds much better than “I traded an hour of my life for ฟ”
just-shower-thoughts: Because of internet porn, I’ve probably seen more naked women than three generations of my ancestors combined.
just-shower-thoughts: As the youngest of four at 46 I probably don’t appreciate still having both my parents and all three siblings as much as I should.
just-shower-thoughts:I should probably tell my husband I signed up for reddit secret santa before I get an oddly personal christmas gift in the mail from an unknown sender
just-shower-thoughts:I should be able to buy a self-driving car online and have it drive itself to my house.
just-shower-thoughts: Today I’m taking my daughter to the mall to teach her that if she sits on an old man’s lap he’ll bring her toys.
just-shower-thoughts: When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a way for me to send a silent text message to people even when they have the volume up on their phone, in the case my message isn’t urgent or time sensitive but they’re busy with other things.
just-shower-thoughts: I can get 128GB of storage on a chip the size of my fingernail. We’ve reached a point in history where you could potentially lose your life’s work when your three year old gets it stuck up his nose.
just-shower-thoughts: So many happy people get killed or die in accidents ever day, yet I’m here completely hating my life and manage to survive unharmed every day
just-shower-thoughts: As an art student, I have spent years of my life in school filling out paperwork to get a piece of paper that will enable me to earn more paper that I can trade for goods and services such as more paper.
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start
just-shower-thoughts: When I’m going to sleep I don’t think staying up for 10 minutes is a lot, but when I wake up tired, I think 10 minutes is going to somehow fix my drowsiness.
just-shower-thoughts: It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
just-shower-thoughts: I know I’m still young because when a coworker told me she was pregnant my initial reaction was panic for her before I remembered I was supposed to say congratulations.
just-shower-thoughts: If my bed was as comfortable in the evening as it was in the morning, maybe I’d sleep 8 hours a night
just-shower-thoughts: The more symbols and numbers I’m asked to put in my password, the less secure it becomes, because I will have trouble remembering it
just-shower-thoughts: As a secondary/high school graduate I have to decide what I want to do for the rest of my life when only a month ago I had to ask to go to the toilet.
just-shower-thoughts: Opening the fridge every 5 minutes not because i expect there will be something new in there, but if my standards has lowerd low enough to eat what’s left
just-shower-thoughts: I used to think I was going to be the hero in my story, I now think I’ll probably be the wise old guy in someone else’s.
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just-shower-thoughts: I’m at a point in my life where 100 dollars isn’t a lot to receive, but it’s a lot to give.
hansmannette: i bet you thought you’d seen the last of my jeannetta
just-shower-thoughts: Because my grocery store delivers, I can have delivery AND Digiorno.
just-shower-thoughts: When I get in my car, I’m always surprised how loud I liked to listen to music yesterday.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many times in my life I’ve said an unintentional haiku
just-shower-thoughts: When I turned 10, I realized how dumb everything I said as a young child was. When I turned 20, I realized how dumb everything I said in my teens was. Now I’m realizing why old people don’t talk much.
just-shower-thoughts: My goals in life have very good goalies
just-shower-thoughts: Amazon has ruined my expectations on how quickly an item should be shipped and handled
just-shower-thoughts: If I saw a ghost, it would be the happiest day of my life… even if it was a scary ghost that planned to kill me, at least I would know there’s an afterlife.
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I could recharge my mobile data when I’m connected to wi-fi
just-shower-thoughts: They should put password requirements next to the login so I can remember which variation of my password I used.
just-shower-thoughts: I’d be interested to find out the amount of times I nearly died without my knowing.
just-shower-thoughts: I think I’ve masturbated more times in my life than I’ve flossed.
just-shower-thoughts: I never stop eating popcorn of my own accord, I stop because I’ve run out of popcorn
just-shower-thoughts: I have to charge my phone in the charger so much throughout the day, that I basically have a landline again
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird how when my favourite song is being played in public areas excites me more than me actually playing the song myself.
just-shower-thoughts: I want to live in a world where it’s possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone UmIt isJust go to YouTube via safari and then pull up your menu (if you’re on iPhone) that you swipe up from the home button to the lock
just-shower-thoughts: If I ever lose my pinky finger, when children ask what happened I’m going to tell them that I broke a promise.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m at that age where I’m annoyed when asked for my I.D., but equally annoyed when I’m not
just-shower-thoughts: My entire life has literally led up to this moment.
just-shower-thoughts: Most of my problems in life stem from the fact that I’m an introverted night owl living in an extroverted early bird’s world.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if my dog thinks I’m immortal since she ages so much quicker than I do.
just-shower-thoughts: “I sold an hour of my life for ฝ” doesn’t sound nearly as good as “I make ฝ/hour.”
just-shower-thoughts: My proof reading skills instantly increase by 200% as soon as I press “send”
Just getting lost in my thoughts..
just-shower-thoughts: I hope my dog never realizes that I’m full of bones
just-shower-thoughts: If I were an astronaut my break up line would be “I need space.”
just-shower-thoughts: If I was a criminal, I would draw the same fake tattoo in a really conspicuous place before all of my crimes, so witnesses would tell the police I had a tattoo and they would discount me as the perpetrator.
just-shower-thoughts: My dryer is actually a machine that slowly turns clothing into lint.
just-shower-thoughts: As a scotch drinker, my favorite flavor of alcohol is wood.
just-shower-thoughts: I have probably said f*ck more times than I have said my own name…
just-shower-thoughts: The stupidest people I’ve met in my life had no idea they were stupid… so I could be stupid too and not know it.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t follow the “respect is earned” philosophy. I respect everyone automatically and then each person has the opportunity to lose my respect based on their behavior.
just-my-erotic-thoughts: Anticipation.
Just Me, My Thoughts, And I.
just-shower-thoughts: The reason I like staying up so late so much is because between the hours of 1am to 5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. It’s so
just-shower-thoughts: My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.
