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jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
jessicasimpsonvevo: im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
chicagorgasm:im as straight as a ruler
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
neyruto:im not changing my icon to rainbow on facebook because I don’t want anyone to think i am straight
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
toadharry: ok i used to think everybody has to be a little fake sometimes but nicki minaji just straight up roasted miley on live television and im gonna aspire to that level of unforgiving realness for the rest of my life
tachola: im sick and tired of the Heterosexuals™ forcing their straight agenda on everything
sehwun: sehwun: sehwun: so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do update:
confirmance: im dominican and this is completely bullshit? like yall r calling us racist yet yall dont know shit about the problem? can yall get your facts straight? thanks
broodylesbian: im going to try and be articulate with this….to me this whole “going gay for ruby rose” thing that straight women are saying is just another manifestation of their “no homo” and they’re still perpetuating lesbophobia. they’re
all my exes live in texas like im george straight or they go to georgia state where
Updated my ads on darkside today (like fetlife) that im looking for a dominant woman. Instantly reminded me why I struggle so much with trying to feel motivated to find someone. My profile have been visited 85 times today.. exclusively straight men. 21
I know it’s very unattractive but yes im dumb and hopeless and i will never understand a hint. i only do straight forward n open communication.
amaranthdesires:I know it’s very unattractive but yes im dumb and hopeless and i will never understand a hint. i only do straight forward n open communication.
russellbrowe: if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight
steve1978smith: folkman86: raphhaels: sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ? 💙
forever-may-you-run: youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” “Oh my God, we’re doin this.”“No we’re not” 😂😂😂
I might be heading off to bed soon so any messages I miss, I will be answering first thing when I wake up!
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There were some people who like, were getting MAD that Amethyst had the straight edge X’s on her hands in that last pic I did and Im like??? I copied it from some crewniverse art?? It was in a like Zine they did with all the storyboarders, I couldn’t
r0xx0rz: faelapis: i’m about to straight up Die y’all OKAY BUT CANON JASPER LEG STRIPES IM LIVING
I had a speedpaint video for this but the file was :))) too big :)))I’ll set up a stream at some point for those who wanted to know my rendering process!! but here have a Chikonde for you time lol
pomethedoge: deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately
sinfulmethods: malikmydick: im 100% straight Don’t think so
youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight”
ever-so-plucky: melissascullys: straight white feminists are so fun. some girl just said she was “accused of being a lesbian” and im screaming like people are accused of murder or grand theft auto but god forbid someone imply a Complete Heterosexual
overalls: Tumblr please stop showing me Riverdale ads Im not straight
punrepentant: when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion
thehobbutts: thehobbutts: im a hoe for art restoration me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight
hotcunts: Im not usual a fan of abs but just the image of a hot straight guy shoing of in the street is YUMMY
dangerscissor:sapphicscience:me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this“so…. like….. i’m not gay - NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT OR THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT OR ANYTHING… but im
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himeshirayuki: im gonna be straight up honest with you this link leads to rick astley’s never gonna give you up heres no use hiding it every single god damn link going around on april 1st is gonna be a rick roll. you already know its gonna be a rick
eveningowl: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused #literally exactly like america
sokkalogical: sokkalogical: why must i get straight A’s? because im an Asian not a Bsian
queerzoro:sorry but ur character can’t be straight unless you have proof .. :/ I mean have they have looked into the camera and said “im a heterosexual”? no? therefore every character is queer by default sorry I don’t make the rules
massivemishamiga: shampoo:methdragon: the straight agenda nike “how do lesbians have sex” bad facial hair weed socks “IM NOT GAY!!!!” comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet no homo wearing shorts in the winter adidas slippers colour
theredmedic: asking-ask: nudeparrot: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you
i-hate-the-beach: jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;) It’s SO ACCURATE
wtfsadiel0l: I’m straight anti social and it’s actually not as cool as it seems Im an escapist, naturally I want to run and hide from the present moment- enjoy it high or from a different perspective
