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maddymayobsesses: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fomoriii: so everyone understands the concept of having a type as in ‘type of person im attacted to’ but whats your type as in ‘type of person attracted to me’ mines trainwrecks and repressed
lol im straight!!!!!!
holesforabuse: My wife said that it was cruel to be confined to a cage and said she wouldn’t keep allowing me to treat her that way. I apologized for my behavior, and to make amends I presented her with a new outfit; it kept her back straight, her
lorrenabee: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL
picklepup: do you ever just
bitch-im-fucking-funny: Who is that fine mothafucka right there?
awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO
marvel-leviathan: phatwithanf: a-bisexual-teenager: boopboopboopbadoop: goodness-gracious-great-balls-of: snowysnowwish: spectrumbunny: ambrena: tooquirkytolose: Straight Men just Be Like That sometimes Some people in the notes keep defending
mikekeepsitwet: mikekeepsitwet: This dick keeps her calm and satisfied…by the way don’t follow me asking me gay stuff.Im straight and I love making every pussy I’m deep inside , mine
watchmemasturbatexxx: i love to masturbate..my pussy gets really wet when i watch others girls masturbating even tho im straight, I will be posting my fav Videos/pics that i see when i masturbate.also i will be posting my own pics/videos.so FOLLOW
I am petty and tempted to unfollow people who straight up hate on armin
biblogdude: im-straight-too-bro:Str8 Bros Hope you are going to let me swing on that buddy
cocaine-flavored-cupcakes: thehalfrolatina: ave4ten: “When Your HotLine Bling Coming Straight from the 6ix"👏😂😂 #sensational THIS IS EVERYTHING @cupcakeflavoredcocaine
dweebscar: dweebscar: im straight april fools
cramp: dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot
bigfatbug: im straight (april fool))
worthyourweightinfanfiction: antfucker98: antfucker98: hi im straight april fools yeah but u still fuck ants
awiccanfromdetroit: awiccanfromdetroit: my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED
sixpenceee: toi-lanp: sixpenceee: Oh my god. So I found this on reddit and apparently this women uploaded a crying picture of her baby, and facebook asked if she’s like to tag the other face. She was home alone that day. IM STRAIGHT UP IN GHE
koujaku didnt deser e this koujaku didnt dwaerve any of this wha t the ifkfuck im gonn a fuckojg burn my self akivr why would you do eonething like that what kind of sicj monster would so something loke this where is my kouap hqppu enfing qnd then nOIZ
rodrickheffeley:why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that’s on you
shinobicyrus: queerpropaganda: “can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
alyssa-myy-: jaimeegurl: wtf?! i seriously cant see number 5! hahah uhmmm me neither ? =( IM STRAIGHT foo!! haha diagnostic of #5 is wrong!!
pettypia: dickflex: brownbootyextract: cosbyykidd: entelijan: boyimdrankin: no .. I was legit worried for a second SON HHHHHHAAAAAA “Bitch im straight had to shake the haters off” aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhllmmaaooooooo
topnotchass: Submission My girlfriend thinks im straight…. HAHAHA
dinkywitch: Sans/Reader, reader has a vagina but no gendered pronouns are used, some mild body worship ok so bc im a horrible sinner i sat down to write smutty sans fic and ended up with 6 pages and not even getting to all the shit i wanted to write
bijonse: “im straight” *goes through likes*
kidouyuuto: there are people who know me irl who think im straight and thats really funny to me
reginasmom: *kicks football once* im straight now
robowolves: biohazerd: My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me
theshitneyspears:me deepening my voice so that my classmates think im straight
mystraightbuddy: im-straight-too-bro:Str8 Bros Imagine: This guy is your roommate and this is what you see when you wake up in the morning and he’s already up making breakfast
youngperthcouple: Oh sorry im straight… Yeah well so is spaghetti until it gets wet ;)
happy-avocado: aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage
darksigyn: mattg124: angrynerdyblogger: straight-up-juggahos: kendralynora: buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me
drunktrophywife: It honestly amazes me how every straight white boy is exactly the same
4gifs: Straight bar passing through a curved hole
magicul: people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
svveden: majorhayniac: svveden: i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home just go in reverse…. i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
gregmendel: straight boys dress like randomised sims
sorelatable: What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”
bingedrunk: when straight people talk to gays
sofiaauditores: *inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
elricbrother: My sexual orientation is straight to the computer when I wake up
sitsinchairs: crocsy: Sexting Straight couples are fucking weird.
zodiacbaby: a straight man: hey dude me:
internetkilledmylife: Barb sets things straight
telernarketing: talking to someone and they go offline straight away
gaypos: straight boys in high school
fluent-in-lesbianism: mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals #the real gay agenda
lurgys: straight boys be like
kingofcreppyisland: Straight Friend: I’ll be over in 5 minutes Me:
traynors: you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
hlel: Look at how straight this banana is like chill out
