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russellbrowe: if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight
massivemishamiga: shampoo:methdragon: the straight agenda nike “how do lesbians have sex” bad facial hair weed socks “IM NOT GAY!!!!” comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet no homo wearing shorts in the winter adidas slippers colour
finding-fucken-nemo: im-the-bomb-dot-com: a-little-piece-of-sierra: tardistiles: theoneaboutscience: A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line. my mind is being fucked right now I wonder how many people have seen this
findmy-own-way: wreckedxteen: canna-bish: Thank you so fucking much. im in teaaars straight up crying rn
lemoncurryandspam: even as a straight female, im still like “jesus christ ronda” haha
youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight”
boykitty: i always try to take ootd but they jsut end up looking like im pregnant and cant stand straight
atlien-me: blackkginger: #black #freckles #Straight #Septum yea im crushing, just a lil
iwishuwereabeer: oldirtyhank: nurmengard: 4gifs: Straight bar passing through a curved hole I don’t want to talk about this im upset now. This is awesome but stresses me out
vogue-pussssy: fabulosax: blackgirlsrpretty2: ladyluckystar: quickweaves: 34 inch Peruvian natural straight color 1b THE CAPTION DOE IM CRYING lol!!! Yes LOOOL
2damnfeisty: chefriedrice: tarynel: glittersmitter: roidelions: howtobeafuckinglady: I text my grandmother “shut your old ass up” from random numbers when im feeling down Whyyyyyy lmaoooo Lol LMFAO Going straight to hell. lmao
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
interndylan: me: im so gay straight people: stop…..thats a slur…..you mean that youre so homosexual………….
thehobbutts: thehobbutts: im a hoe for art restoration me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight
folkman86: raphhaels: sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
gay007h: bonermakers: Uh huh, Im having trouble buying that youre straight if you give cock a look like this. Just about to start a fun playing session! Xxx
emilysachs: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused so basically America sometimes looks brave and wonderful from the outside, but when you take a closer
silver-tongues-blog: pruane2: benepla: chuzzus: It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009… we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking
orangebitters:verdanturf:im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what’s going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:
jackdaw-kraai:wembleyfragglesarchive:HELP IM ADDICTED TO MAKING THESE EDITS I CANT BELIEVE THIS MOMENT WAS IMMORTALIZED ON VIDEOYou look at them, you see the puppeteers do their thing and talk straight into the mic, and yet, you still can’t see anything
why-its-kai:neofooturism:verdanturf:im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what’s going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:what’s not to get
gwynndolin:im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic “someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker.” and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone
devon-aoki: clayfacemask: adapto: stop Im not gay can you explain this? the burrito turned him straight
nudeparrot: jess-iplier: cruciatus-animus: This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual It’s either this or gross fetishization. I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight
egowave:comrade is gay now. im so glad. straight people you can no longer use this word
rcktpwr: slimetony: I’m only straight edge because i never learned how to meet drug dealers out of high school and im too scared to ask ill deal you some drugs randy
pettyqueer: me everytime im with a group of straights and one says “i would never do anal or eat ass that is disgusting”
imp: thisgirlcalledophelia: *guy Yeah im sure you also correct the pronouns when you sing the lyrics of songs written about girls but guess what. being straight is sin
arroz-con-yolo: sxeli: homosozialismus: sxeli: do you think straight people understand what a mammal is a hundred years of animations have taught us that no they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits
himeshirayuki: im gonna be straight up honest with you this link leads to rick astley’s never gonna give you up heres no use hiding it every single god damn link going around on april 1st is gonna be a rick roll. you already know its gonna be a rick
furriesfortrump: raccooninthegirlslockerroom: “do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
wonderlandroundtwo: apexsexual: Hot take: It doesn’t matter whether you’re a gay man, a lesbian or some straight manchild - if you can’t stop bragging about what kind of genitalia you prefer putting into your mouth, you need to shut up. im too
fungoidz: being drunk is so much worse than being high like at lesast when im hjigh i can spell right and walk in a straight line a nd hold a coneversation rn i am like. in hell
mag200:im such a man who leans in doorways. relaxes against the counter. drapes across a couch. sprawls over an armchair. my spine isnt straight and by god neither am i.
memedreamm: i don’t care about straight actors playing queer people in media all i care about is if theyre going to put their whole pussy into it. tom hardy of course ive had gay sex im an actor. keanu reeves and river phoenix going to gay clubs in
memeneeds: Oh im a straight cum craving slut
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
fusedlapis: bpd-mabel: fusedlapis: im tired and gay. gay night, everyone. have gay dreams. sleep gay, don’t let the gay bugs bite its the straight bugs u really gotta look out for imo o fuck tru
popularlesbian: yahoberries: bubblybikerides: yahoberries: pattythenest: yahoberries: me: draws a wholesome gay pair displaying even the slightest 👌 affection a straight: haha im sWEATing from all the sIN me: What does this even mean it
hambubgerboy: renzonite: Holy shit apparently kid in my class straight up nutted his pants when he kissed his girlfriend for the first time like damn bro…. if you dont cream your pants when you kiss your gf then im sorry you dont love her
pruane2: benepla: chuzzus: It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009… we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking the video back
sloth-lady-s: im-inlovewithmycar: onlyblackgirl: c-bassmeow: yourownpetard: inabasket: elasticitymudflap: i can never face my family again You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying? always reblog
asexualharrystyles:*accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
weirdscout: I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”
teenmags: u ever just sitting w/ a bunch of family members and ur just sitting there like “i cant believe all these people think im a straight girl”
kurozu501: torterra: lmao what if im bringing this back because “Alone Together” showed us that Sadie is not straight so…
reblog ✊ if u a tumblr minority 😭😇🙋 im a normal 😏💁💅☝ straight 💏 white 👍👌👨 successful 💍💯 rich 📈💰💹 christian 👅😇 republican. us tumblr minorities 💙👍 need to stick together 💪👫😘 because
emgeerassohl: picassox: brownmuva: herwildamnself: blackingzz: IM OBSESSED WITH THIS GIRL UGHH I love her My eyes went straight to her when i peeped her in the vid About to start a fan club for her cuz she slays so much That’s who she is?!!
s1uts: the-black-bolin: scorpiophobia: youknowyouwantsit: These Are Straight Savage Lmfao! #ThanksgivingClapBack Its always the aunts!! omg these come in so handy, i need these clapback for my fam help me im on the floor
killfuckdiekfd: yeah, so now i have horns. they wer actually unbelievably easy to make but they still dont sit straight on the fabric…. theyre a little too heavy to stand up properly but stitchings gunna fix that! :D im well happy with how they turned
methdragon: the straight agenda nike “how do lesbians have sex” bad facial hair weed socks “IM NOT GAY!!!!” comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
brony-friendzoney-420: grxviity: plaid-suits-and-paisley-ties: Eyes are distracting. You see too much. You don’t see enough. stared at these for half an hour straight im gonna fuck the eye
woodmeat: hervacationh0me: Facts only, he getting drop kicked through that wall on facts im jumpin straight thru that nigga chest
