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sehwun: sehwun: sehwun: so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do update:
homoflexibles: im not a heterophobe i have like three straight friends
fairlyloccal: the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as
asexualharrystyles: *accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
enecoo: sha-je: THIS ISNT EVEN AN EDIT ITS STRAIGHT FROM THE GODDAM N ANIME IM SREAMGIN
I just spent 3 hours straight playing SIF because I fell below the cutoff. I spent like 7 love gems to get back up there. Im going to take a nap orz
arroz-con-yolo: sxeli: homosozialismus: sxeli: do you think straight people understand what a mammal is a hundred years of animations have taught us that no they’ll tell me to take a biology class cuz im trans and then turn around and put tits
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: She straight hit me with,“ sir you can punish me later.” Later? Bitch you really think im dicking you down again? You came faster than a 12 year old finding his first playboy. I ended up punishing her later, it’s hard to
blackgirlaesthetic: give-em-whiplash: mambavsvino: w-nderless: im chubby and sexy as hell Damn straight 😍😍
fuck-yeah-im-not-straight: There’s more out there.
pettyqueer: me everytime im with a group of straights and one says “i would never do anal or eat ass that is disgusting”
furriesfortrump: raccooninthegirlslockerroom: “do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
baestheticsss: solelymotivated: eurotrottest: browngirlblues: coconutoil97: vinegod: When guys think they’re putting in work 😑 by DRose choo choo Oh man straight girls have it rough CHOOCHOO Im blockin ALL YA’LL b😂😂😂 Lmfao
woodmeat: hervacationh0me: Facts only, he getting drop kicked through that wall on facts im jumpin straight thru that nigga chest
baddiebey: ALL BEYONCÉ AND NICKI MINAJ DO IS QUEER BAIT AND SUCK EACH OTHERS TITTIES IM TIRED OF THIS GAY SHIT I’M GONNA BE STRAIGHT NOW
dailyhoranscope: narry is a very good ship and it’s filled with longing but no one realises it because harry and niall smile a lot and they look like kittens im here to set the record straight Read More
morjams: I MADE A LIST THE OYHER DAY OF MEN I FIND ATTRACTIVE MOSTLY STRAIGHT I LOVE TO LOOK AT A SEXY NUDE GUY BUT IM JUST SD ATTRACTED TO GUYS IVE NEVER SEEN NUDE ALL THE WAY OM ONTO AND MUSCLES EYES LIPS BUTT I LOVE SEEING DICK OUTLINES IN A PAIR
abdxl: funkies: apathes: brimalandro: Kid Cudi looking like a motherfuckin’ babe at Coachella 4/13/14 A+++++ male crop tops are hittin the straight men im pumped 4 this revolution I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THIS MORNING “MALE CROP TOPS WOULD BE
beardedsaint: youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” I totally shipped this. I was so ready for it.
spookynouir: YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIENDYOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOLYOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGHYOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’SYOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER 99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONGREPOST
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
striderider: when straight people can appreciate that someone of the same gender is hot without being like EW GAY EWWW NO IM NOT GAY GGAYYYY
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
asukalangelysoryu: changing your phone password to “im gay” so no straight boys can use your phone
holdsemfromfloppen: steve1978smith: folkman86: raphhaels: sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is
thejaymarz: pomethedoge: deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
lovelysuggestions: i promise to love you, even on your bad days. when you’re crying so hard no noise comes out and you cant seem think straight, ill talk you through everything till you fall asleep. you’re safe with me. im not gonna leave.
babybuttercups: babybuttercups: “don we now our gay apparel” uhh wtf? why not straight apparel? seriously guys its 2013 all this blatant heterophobia needs to stop. im an ally.
deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
distraction: finding-fucken-nemo: im-the-bomb-dot-com: a-little-piece-of-sierra: tardistiles: theoneaboutscience: A circle of dots, but every dot alone is just moving in a straight line. my mind is being fucked right now I wonder how many people
subtle-tea replied to your post: “Straight girl: I’m no gay…but would you have sex with me? Lol ;) im…”: Me 100% before The Realization a couple years ago.What was the realization?
ammit420: straight up if you’re 13 years old unfollow me im really not feelin that at all
browngirlblues: Straight girl: I’m no gay…but would you have sex with me? Lol ;) im just curious..not gay at all. But would you fuck me? I’m not gay. Me: *turns toward the camera and makes a Jim Halpert face* Throwback
fuck-yeah-im-not-straight:
f1eshcurtains: *swings huge plastic sword around* im not straight
zenaxaria: been house sitting this super cute house all week and you know damn straight im gonna take cute nudes in it
urfuckslut:mm i want my pussy overflowing with cum and just soaking in it for days straight until i know im pregnant
sex-meow: you can always send me (dirty) messages [im a straight girl]
lady-out-of-time: hetawholockvengerstuck: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused Just like the United States
youngblackandvegan:radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight”
himeshirayuki:himeshirayuki:im gonna be straight up honest with youthis link leads to rick astley’s never gonna give you upheres no use hiding it every single god damn link going around on april 1st is gonna be a rick roll. you already know its gonna
godpenis: shameless-stinkhorn: barademon: straight ppl wanna be oppressed so bad wtf does this even have to do with the gay. wat IM SCREAMING LMAO THIS LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAY PEOPLE
devon-aoki: clayfacemask: adapto: stop Im not gay can you explain this? the burrito turned him straight
johniesupreme: im-no-jedi: beatybe: I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything. This will never NOT be funny
torilisabeth: new haircut, new bikini | 10.9.13 omg, she’s so fucking pretty. wtf. plz marry me. turn me straight. im tired of niggas.
wishinghewasbigger: I’ve been hesistant to post this publicly because I hate hate hate how much weight I’m gaining, it all goes straight to my ass and hips but im still sucking in hella hard in this pic. I guess little acts of confidence are what
youngluv23: phelps1252: When your straight curious Homie finally let’s you taste it 👅🍆 Facts im waitong for my str8 buddy to whip it out and b like what u gonna do with it lmao
perchu: im never gonna give a straight answer to people who ask me about my sexuality
an-actual-dragon: rinsbitch: an-actual-dragon: rinsbitch: i really love dragons dragons are wonderful and should be real (cries) IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
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