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weirdscout: I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”
like-ts: sissylivia: rosshohin: So hot!!! I wish that was me or my wife!!! Often a Black Master will use a trained sissy like this to begin the transformation of a straight White man. weather you scream or mime , im going going to those lips with
massivemishamiga: shampoo: methdragon: the straight agenda nike “how do lesbians have sex” bad facial hair weed socks “IM NOT GAY!!!!” comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet no homo wearing shorts in the winter adidas slippers colour
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
milfaubrey: Per request , yes that’s me Damn straight Yes I think I’m very sexy inside and out im bubbly , big heart , 5′4 fun size sexy as hell BLONDE and I wouldn’t change or have it any other way and I am happy with me love what the
perchu: im never gonna give a straight answer to people who ask me about my sexuality
santajoe: today has been so emotionally draining i’ve been trying to distract myself from the fact that ive been on the verge of tears for the past straight 9 hours but then naturally 500 other things go wrong and i feel like im dying i need to just
an-actual-dragon: rinsbitch: an-actual-dragon: rinsbitch: i really love dragons dragons are wonderful and should be real (cries) IM PRETTY FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT AN ACTUAL DRAGON DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT
hoesnevergetcold: im the bisexual cousin everyone thinks is straight but thinks is gay too
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
devon-aoki: clayfacemask: adapto: stop Im not gay can you explain this? the burrito turned him straight
oathovoblivion: edens-blog: korra: youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” this episode was so game changing the dialog in this show is so natural and realistic and i love everything about it NEVER FORGET!
johniesupreme: im-no-jedi: beatybe: I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything. This will never NOT be funny
keeper0fthestars: squidfuckr: sleepvtea: brutol: im going to bed for a week Straight boys be like “?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”
why-its-kai:neofooturism:verdanturf:im in a group message with a bunch of straight guys and i have no idea what’s going on. for example one of them just shared this meme which is simply enlightened:what’s not to get
eccentric-nae: onlyblackgirl: speakingmyownlanguage: jervae: *Slow grinds down your dash * Son fuck Im so high and I just grinder to this for like ten straight minutes.
bedazzledstrider: pruane2: benepla: chuzzus: It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009… we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking
youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight”
grey-warden-amell: pruane2: benepla: chuzzus: It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009… we let fireflies be a hit the same year tik tok dropped what the fuck theres no way all these songs came in 2009 i straight up refuse to believe this im sucking
furriesfortrump: raccooninthegirlslockerroom: “do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
pettyqueer: me everytime im with a group of straights and one says “i would never do anal or eat ass that is disgusting”
islandboys808: gaycatfishes: I’m obsessed with straight boys! Forever reblogging Ethan since we’ve been texting lately. Im sad hes leaving for college.
kelisofficial: tachikoma: evaunit01: catpup: straight up i wanna die euwdjkwvftb Im losing my fucking mind I’m cryindh lsxbxykwzish
fuck-yeah-im-not-straight: “They’re screwing with the wrong people.”
emmilions: heinouzdavestrider: lifehackable: More Daily Life Hacks Here! Wait.. Im legitimately surprised that they posted serious LifeHacks.. ok i straight up wrote down that double chocolate chip frappe recipe and went downstairs and made it. now
yohjihatesfashion: damnjongup: parkbomsass: bravelittleshit: topmp4: god i been laughing for five hours straight. this fancam caught the moment this white man fell in love. y’all love at first sight is real @bomshellgzb im the girl on the
chrislowduh: kingjulivn: i watched this for 5 minutes straight before i reblogged it. i think im gonna do this
deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
sehwun: sehwun: sehwun: so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do update:
vlada-sasha-natasha: telojuropordior: ok, now im feeling so straight Omg!!
cerebralzero: ponies-n-stuff: im not sure if this is a Dragunov or a PSL…. or neither. Either way, its sexy. It’s an SVD(dragunov) you can tell from the shape of the receiver and the magazines(PSL mags have big Xs on them not straight lines).
mcporno: im as straight as a ruler
asexualharrystyles: *accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
jayjaythejetwheelchair: youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” Maybe I should start watching bob’s burgers lol
fastandqueerius: youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” “Listen daddy”
steve1978smith: folkman86: raphhaels: sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ? 💙
str8cat-fished: This hot straight 29 yeaar old was a fan of dragon ball Z, but Im a fan of his abs 😍
fabulosax: blackgirlsrpretty2: ladyluckystar: quickweaves: 34 inch Peruvian natural straight color 1b THE CAPTION DOE IM CRYING lol!!! Yes
all my exes live in texas like im george straight or they go to georgia state where
lady-out-of-time: hetawholockvengerstuck: im-deadpool-god-dammit: I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side but from straight on it just looks scared and confused Just like the United States
mrforde: fabulosax: blackgirlsrpretty2: ladyluckystar: quickweaves: 34 inch Peruvian natural straight color 1b THE CAPTION DOE IM CRYING lol!!! Yes Dawg she was so badd… Blac Chyna tried to take her look
ammit420: macguyber: ammit420: *white highschooler voice* im just honest w/ my parents about my drinking and smoking and they respect that. forreal dude you should just tell your parents straight up what you’re doing and theyll appreciate it :)
russellbrowe: if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight
somespacemen: I’m here for all the queer kids who are too afraid to come out to their family and probably never will im here for the queer adults who still pretend to be straight when talking to relatives or parents and I’m 100% here for the queer
glowcloud: Me: anyways so im a lesbian and Straights: there’s NOTHING wrong with that. I believe in EQUALITY. it’s PERFECTLY NORMAL. Everyone should be able to LOVE WHO THEY WANNA LOVE. I hate homophobes. Me: …… so anyways
glowcloud: Me: anyways so im a lesbian and Straights: there’s NOTHING wrong with that. I believe in EQUALITY. it’s PERFECTLY NORMAL. Everyone should be able to LOVE WHO THEY WANNA LOVE. I hate homophobes. Me: …… so anyways moschi-no-yes
