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chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler To answer my anon from the other day…
asexualharrystyles:*accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
princ-asss: im–a–g0ner: I hate it when people aren’t straight up with me. If you don’t like me tell me. Don’t just ignore me and hope I get the hint. If you have a crush on me tell me. Don’t just drop subtle hints bc that won’t get u anywhere.
alduinlovesyou: sleepvtea: brutol: im going to bed for a week Straight boys be like I hate boys
russellbrowe: if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight
cum-guzzling-nut-qeen: She straight hit me with,“ sir you can punish me later.” Later? Bitch you really think im dicking you down again? You came faster than a 12 year old finding his first playboy. I ended up punishing her later, it’s hard to
bagelthins: im so mad at hot straight boys …… why are you allowed to taunt me
itssexualhour: oh my god i just had my first kiss and it was so bad he just kind of stuck his face on mine and went straight for tongue and im sure my teeth hit his tongue but i guess he thought it was good bc he keeps on texting me i just feel like
pettyqueer: me everytime im with a group of straights and one says “i would never do anal or eat ass that is disgusting”
fairlyloccal: the best thing abt being bi/pan is u never know who ur gonna end up with like straight ppl grow up assuming that they are gonna marry someone of the opposite sex and im just like? will i get a wife? maybe! will i get a husband? just as
broodylesbian: im going to try and be articulate with this….to me this whole “going gay for ruby rose” thing that straight women are saying is just another manifestation of their “no homo” and they’re still perpetuating lesbophobia. they’re
asexualharrystyles: *accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight*
furriesfortrump: raccooninthegirlslockerroom: “do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit
jetbag: me: im going to fucking stab you straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
alfedena: i may be ugly but at least im not straight
bodyglitter:no offense but straight relationships are so 🤢🤢🤢 bitch what the fuck is a hubby im gonna kill you
devon-aoki: clayfacemask: adapto: stop Im not gay can you explain this? the burrito turned him straight 😂😂😂😂😂 I feel this
fuck-yeah-im-not-straight: Love is Love
humorking: im so horny someone come take care of this now Damn straight!
lovelysuggestions: i promise to love you, even on your bad days. when you’re crying so hard no noise comes out and you cant seem think straight, ill talk you through everything till you fall asleep. you’re safe with me. im not gonna leave.
fuck-yeah-im-not-straight:
pussylover1045: milfaubrey: I so love seeing my pics being enjoyed by others brings me pleasure Thank you for enjoying sweets big kisses Aubrey😘😘😘Per request , yes that’s me Damn straight Yes I think I’m very sexy inside and out im bubbly
daa-ze: skr0ala: dominicsellie: crrocs: people who complain about “getting too many asks” people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail” People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing Having a student
chicagorgasm: im as straight as a ruler
thechosenone305: yesbecausereasons: im-soo-changeable: Dean Winchester is the reason why waldo is hiding. DEAN WINCHESTER IS AS STRAIGHT AS A SLINKY DEAN WINCHESTER IS A DISNEY PRINCESS
spookynouir: YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIENDYOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOLYOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGHYOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’SYOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER 99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONGREPOST
communistbakery: toinfinityandbeyonce: straight people never cease to amaze me IM SCREAMING
jessicasimpsonvevo: im so high rn and i just watched this for 6 minutes straight
pomethedoge: deadlydinos: youarenotyou: lnfamy: i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately
omgwang: morgansemen: Straight boys dress so gay now I can’t even tell the difference im sorry
fastandqueerius:youngblackandvegan: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. “im mostly straight” “Listen daddy” This show is a fucking masterpiece.
idrathergoforgirls: striikee: emiliusthegreat: redkrypto: i’m screaming I don’t think this woman is straight anymore. Yall are missing the best fucking part This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye Bruh. Im dead 💀💀😂😂@fairyneko
asiangirlforwhitebreeding: wishinghewasbigger: I’ve been hesistant to post this publicly because I hate hate hate how much weight I’m gaining, it all goes straight to my ass and hips but im still sucking in hella hard in this pic. I guess little
sehwun: sehwun: sehwun: so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do update:
striders: once a straight boy was tryina holler n he literally texted me the phrase “*turns into a wolf and snuggles your boobs*” like???? buddy you weird as fuck i wasnt interested to begin with but now im fuckin worried about you like what the
JESUS CHRIST THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO SEXUALITIES AND HONESTLY IM TIRED OF BI AND PAN BEING LEFT OUT LIKE HELLO YES NOT STRAIGHT DOES NOT NECESSARILY MEAN GAY
serket-butts: i am that annoying person who clicks their pen for 30 minutes straight and im sorry
8oo: im so sick of straight shit in television and games and books and comics and cartoons and movies and manga its so stale and boring who fuckin careS
massivemishamiga: shampoo:methdragon: the straight agenda nike “how do lesbians have sex” bad facial hair weed socks “IM NOT GAY!!!!” comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet no homo wearing shorts in the winter adidas slippers colour
zenaxaria: been house sitting this super cute house all week and you know damn straight im gonna take cute nudes in it
one of my all time favorite pictures on tumblr <3 im SO straight but, gimme her LOL
kkaloha808: nsdlguy: 808igexposed: Something about DILFs really get me. Hes a good dad, but even better in bed. He even went to the gay pride this past week and hes STRAIGHT. And just look close at the last photo. Im happy i got to get with him. 🍆
all my exes live in texas like im george straight or they go to georgia state where
ambitiousloudfunnyme: darkislovelyyyy: rebelliousrebe: sasukelilcousin: fettyhurts: why are yall this way im dead yall going straight to hell I hate that I laughed at this 😂😂 NOOOOO
So i've been awake for like 2 days straight and people keep blowing up my FB IM.
likethehouseisonfire: im-running-from-a-warzone: -nathansykes: erasethememorywithaflame: smilingwonthideit: yeah-i-like-it-like-that-tw: keepcalmandkerrieon: the fact that i recognised this lizard straight away… ^^ ^^ ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^
keeper0fthestars: squidfuckr: sleepvtea: brutol: im going to bed for a week Straight boys be like “?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”
asexualunicorns: minigallifreyan: asexualharrystyles: *accidentally comes out to someone because i couldn’t resist making a pun abt how im not straight* All The Time My existence in a nutshell. @hella-bogus me
halosydnes: my favourite gay mood is when a straight person you don’t know that well says “can i ask you a, um, personal question?” and you’re like yes bethany-sue im a raging homo what is your point
theannoyingskwid: homestuckfandom: jacklullaby: scavengers-daughter: I had a straight face… Up until the fucking FERRIS WHEEL. xDDDDDDDDD Now, im a lamp. ok, I don’t always find these funny, but the “YOU DIE” really got me.
