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keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and their parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
llxah: llxah: llxah: OUR ART GROUP HAS A CHAT CALLED ‘FUCK BITCHES GET MONET’ NOW IT IS ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGH GOGH’ ‘FIRST THINGS FIRST IM SURREALIST’
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
curtisplease: thankgawd: im gonna open a restaurant that only serves safe meals for bottoms and it’s gonna be called Hole Foods
spaceplantz: sleezed: i swear. if you’re my girlfriend and you call me and tell me you need be there where you are right now. im dropping every fucking thing i’m doing and i’m on the way. it could be in the middle of the fucking night. i don’t
64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
thecarnalscientist-jt:bryantrod:brook:halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
sharonosbourne: reallysuperstupid: sharonosbourne: they call me “pizza” cuz im saucy I thought it was because you were cheesy. well yoU WERE WRONG
gorge-sears: cleffable: omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass loOK AT THAT BOOTY HOW
everybitoflife: omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass loOK AT THAT BOOTY HOW
freexcitizen: copsss: whowinsdares: freexcitizen: whiskey-wolf: OG concealed carry Bruh freexcitizen this is what im talking about if i ever go visit you MFer had a rifle in his pants. Good call though if it went off at least he would have only
kitfisto: piper5by5: kitfisto: i just had to. backspace a whole post bc i knew it was a bad thing to say. im learning in 2017, learning to stop saying nasty shit for a few notes what do you call this then
ceruleanreverie: ceruleanreverie: MY DOG WAS DROWNING UNDER ICE AND SO I BRKE THE ICE BUT AS I BROKE THE ICE I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIT MY DOG AND KILLED IT IM SOFR EACKING SORRY OH MY GOD Before i get called out for animal cruelty on this can i please
bewbin:pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hallow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
wickedwonderlandd:wetdesertslut:distinguishedbaloney:Or hugging. Or cuddling, or even sustained eye contact.Someone called me a good boy the other day and im still thinking about it tbh
ropedisco: TUTORIAL - That hole thingy tying~ (I rly don’t have any idea of what this tie is called, mostly im just improvising and make stuffs up myself) Since alot of ppl have asked i have been trying to explain it in some GIFS! 1. Do a dubble collum
jerkidiot: *clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM
youbluemymind: royalteens: organicmists: disappearinq: l-unartides: c-apable: im reading this book cant wait o get to that part this is my favourite book, ever. If you haven’t read it, you should ! What is this book called? are you fucking
capnpea: How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO
being forced to watch that five nights at freddies or whatever it’s called with my brother and IM SO SCARED BARBIE DETECTIVE SCARES THE HELL OUTTA ME AND GOOSEBUMPS MADE ME SCREAM AND FALL DOWN SO UH
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update to my anger: the fries were save-able so im less hungry, a good old pal helped me secure it so at least the changing of the passwords has stopped (the emails have not) and the phone calls have died down. yay.
dollymattel: jst finished filming the fruit foot fetish custom !! which i, a fucking genius, decided wud be called “fruit by the foot” 🙈🙈 my studio reeks of fruit so im gonna air it out, get a glass of wine from grapes i did not stomp on
bless all of you, KISSESalso yeah im laughing cause they think she’s autistic, i think they forgot it was karkat who called her that cause he’s a dickwad dsghasd
rising-superstar replied to your post: my fursona is actually nepeta leijon, … oh no what a shocker no one expected this it is quite a heel-turn someone call up m night shyamalan im laughing dsghafs come make a movie out of my life, my life
cunningaesthete replied to your post: SO HOW ABOUT THAT GRAVITY FALLS EPISOD…OH MY GOD. Yessss, it was so gooooooood. I’m so proud of the GF fandom for calling this one.IM PROUD OF THE ENTIRE SERIES AND FANDOM
the age thing also really makes me uncomfortable because people have this ingrained ageism thing where if women are older than like 22 then they’re no longer cool and are seen as old or “moms” and aren’t allowed to like ~childish~ things and if
vegay:i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
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