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keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
askelviranow: ceruleanreverie: ceruleanreverie: MY DOG WAS DROWNING UNDER ICE AND SO I BRKE THE ICE BUT AS I BROKE THE ICE I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIT MY DOG AND KILLED IT IM SOFR EACKING SORRY OH MY GOD Before i get called out for animal cruelty on this
sith-in-a-tardis: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
64px:ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
stravaganza: spabels: spabels: I’M SCREAMING THIS MIKU SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL CAME OUT FINALLY AND SCARLET JOHANSSON CALLS MIKU IN IT IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOW DID THEY GET SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO DO THIS
two-scoops-of-chocolate: bryantsupreme: Im not ashamed to call your pussy pretty, and make out with it like its my prom date. *faints*
cheesehound:thecarnalscientist-jt:bryantrod:brook:halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.
you-feminist-idiots: king-of-the-roses: badsjw: call-me-douchebag: “Equality” THIS ISN’T HOW IT WORKS! *walks up to table**lays down 77¢ and asks for a brownie*“But you’re a gu-”“STOP MISGENDERING ME OMFG YOU FUCKING OPPRESSORS IM
pizzaotter: neuroxin: neuroxin: curtisplease: thankgawd: im gonna open a restaurant that only serves safe meals for bottoms and it’s gonna be called Hole Foods I think this idea could be expanded.You know how restaurant menus will have little
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
jerkidiot:*clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
llxah: llxah: llxah: OUR ART GROUP HAS A CHAT CALLED ‘FUCK BITCHES GET MONET’ NOW IT IS ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGH GOGH’ ‘FIRST THINGS FIRST IM SURREALIST’
sean-m: midnightorgy: breonlovesyou: It’s called thirsty bitch im laughing so hard rn dammm this slaps
yanderejin: dean-alqurazy: berserker-girl: Excuse me, i have a fuckin’ question… WTF IS THIS? XD Lol im not the only One xD It’s called a tanning line
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO
capnpea: How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with
rangerkiwi: askrenardfoxx: “Did hurt like the devil” “Well sure it did, there was a sizeable d*** in your your a***. I’d call that savage!” This kills me XD IM SCREAMING
akiraluv80: pornopuffgirls: Contestant #10 -FINAL ENTRY Like and Reblog to help her win Whats up on reblogs to win this contest????? Its getting called to tomorrow!!!!! Hook it up y’all’!!!! Xoxoxoxo. Im only 300 notes behind lol…. we can do
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and their parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
quickweaves: valerialukyanovafanclub: im gonna call this 2k13 the year of progression bc i went from not wanting to show my face at all to showing too much of it ANOTHER SLEPT ON GODDESS OF 2K13
browngirlblues: IM WATCHING THIS DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MALE GROOMING AND THERE IS A PRODUCT CALLED “FRESH BALLS” guess what they use it for cocodura ding ding ding!
teenblainegel: #im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards
64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
kamen-apple-kinkshaming: standnamestandmaster: ditto616: cheesehound: thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY
silent-calling: techtonicactivity: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: inkedfatboy: gif87a-com: 3D Printing A Fabulous Lion [x] Wow….they have come a long way! Im crying at his fuckin Cylinder Mane before the guy styles it don’t even talk to me if
goblinparty: i-kool-kat: those-goddamned-fangirls: penniform: buffafro: inuzuk: im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids” I AM SUBSCRIBED TO HER, EVERYONE CALLS HER “GRANDMA
political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No, the school said
slydigger: jack-frost-rotg: slydigger: NSFW!!!! only 18+ will understand!!!!! dude im 15 and i get it I’m calling the cops!!! look at how perverted today’s youth is!!!!
pre-med-timelord: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Ohh the kids of CHOP
kamen-apple-kinkshaming: standnamestandmaster: ditto616: cheesehound: thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
bone-fiends: septicemia-fr: kuhli-fr: septicemia-fr: I got called a fake gamer girl while going to the pet store today. Grind them into dust It was actually by a group of guys outside the pet store today because Im wearing one of my Solaire
tuumblrlogic: Being a minor isn’t an excuse for acting a fool. If you’re 15+ you need to act like it, you aren’t seven. Telling people to commit suicide, then hiding behind the “uwu im a minor stop harassing me”, when someone calls you out
zc101-photography: I had the amazing opportunity to do a photoshoot with Jessica Nigri at Fan Expo Vancouver this year! It was amazing to hang out with her over the weekend and im happy to call her my friend :)Here are some of the photos from the shoot!
iverbz: oxtailgravee: britteryikes: yamahacs80: riseofthecommonwoodpile: meowerviolence: IM SCREAMING the pot not only called the kettle black, the pot then proceeded to write a rap song about it this is the most fascinatingly un-self-aware thing
equestria-after-dark: leadhooves: ask-modscratch: micthemicrophone: drslendid: geometricdream: thatsonofamitch: im-alex-s: PFFFTT Hahahahaha man I sure feel bad for the people who brofist normally now IT’S CALLED A FISTBUMP I… ….
bewbin: pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hollow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. whya group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
l-nobby-l: the-entire-furry-fandom: im so used to calling the two protagonists of FMA “ed boys” it’s so weird that they’re both not actually named ed
heyitspj: heyitspj: heyitspj: has anyone tried calling 1800-AREYOUSLAPPIN? im gonna try it so guess who has a chance to win a cruise how do you report identity theft
smalleststories:novi-la: lunalamariposa: the-black-virgin: localstarboy: Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩 Now this is a hamless prank. OMFg IM KATHY HOW I LOVE IT i love how everyone has a coworker they immediately call. everyone has
Aaàaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahah Someone called me innocent a while ago, im still laughing about it ahahahahahahahah
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