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64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
gondor-calls-for-aid: maggins: #IM LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THAT LAST GIF #WELL GOSH DIDDLY DARN WE’VE HAD OUR SELVES A LITTLE WHOOPSIE DAISY HERE (via) #when mum comes in my room to check if I’ve tidied it.
when relatives call i never quite know how to deal with it. i havent spoken to you in 7 years. what am i supposed to tell you. you know im not dead cause i picked up the phone, and thats really all that kind of matters.
xercis: ブレイブリーセカンド | ~旋律編~ yo if i dont buy bravely second when it drops its because im dead please call the police that day.
azvka: why do my coworkers keep asking someone to cover for them literally the night before or sometimes even hours before their shift. it doesnt matter if all im doing today is sleeping i will always say no to last minute calls They are scum and they
vandergrafvanny replied to your chat: lmfao i just had some guy on steam add me and im me in dutch HAHA FUCK I understand what he’s saying. i put it in google translate and i know he told me to not be afraid and called me disabled
areyoutryingtodeduceme: now-im-just-some-sherlock-that: knightingail: cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called
dr4xx0r:gift-fromthesun:give away prize for @dr4xx0r! I think someone has had enough cider….omg hahahaha XD this is amazing. its so like draxx XD im n a Skype call and everyone was asking why i was giggling, it was this pic. thankyou so much 1. for
askthecookies:Tangy: It’s okay, happens all the time, really. Thingy: hi every1 im new!!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is thingarine but u can call me t3h tHInGy oF d00m!!!! lol …xD Oh dear…
kamen-apple-kinkshaming: standnamestandmaster: ditto616: cheesehound: thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
capnpea: How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with
bewbin:pastallama:bewbin: the ability to fly requires hallow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
bewbin: pastallama: bewbin: the ability to fly requires hollow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
mercsmuffler: im so glad ok but it doesn’t say that their name is “Okilly Dokilly” and that they call their genre Heavy Nedal
sith-in-a-tardis: supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: teruteruhanamura: im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT LORD FUCKWAD HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST SAY
daysayer: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. I’ve reblogged before and will reblog again. Just goes to show that there
curtisplease: thankgawd: im gonna open a restaurant that only serves safe meals for bottoms and it’s gonna be called Hole Foods
raichol: i like how they’re called followers it makes me feel like im a cult leader
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
tuumblrlogic: Being a minor isn’t an excuse for acting a fool. If you’re 15+ you need to act like it, you aren’t seven. Telling people to commit suicide, then hiding behind the “uwu im a minor stop harassing me”, when someone calls you out
micspam: gyey: micspam: im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word I call bs cats are born knowing the f word now he can say it in human language
generic-housewife: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Look at the shear delight on their faces! ❤️
tcncaptainfreeman: Love of 2 spartans maybe the hearts were a bit much idk, i named him Isaac, im not sure what to call her,HD I would have just made it a red vs blue thing.
jkimisyellow: catbountry: gorge-sears: cleffable: omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass loOK AT THAT BOOTY HOW TOO MUCH BOOTY dat ass Gimme da booty
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
mistresssonjablue: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. This deserves to be reblogged. With everything going on in the
pizzaight: thewarmind: sadvaporwavebabe: friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭ we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿) it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶) dont call me a we*boo im
thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM
dearlesbian: dearlesbian: “lgbt people are allowed to hate religion and u can’t call them out for it” nah. im allowed to be like, distrustful and wary of and even hate christianity specifically, b/c i come from a christian background. that doesn’t
hologhoul: teenblainegel: #im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards
thefinefriend: nasfera2: thefinefriend: im your mom on vacation. call me mom. hot mom™. Does that make you thefinemomfriend? if it rolls off the tongue nice
becomingmatt: im-not-your-boyfriend-tina:you-came-as-kaleidoscopes:I came across this really awesome social media campaign called “You Don’t Say” by Duke’s Blue Devils and I thought I’d share it.https://twitter.com/youdontsaydukeI really like
thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod:brook:halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM
luvr4photography: zombikki: humanlovesfreckles: Well good luck with explaining this to the hospital staff SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT WHY IS IT I MADE A COMMENT ON THAT AND I GOT CALLED A DUMBASS ITS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY IM NOT THE
escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,
theleafwarden: they-call-me-andi: mistakinglyme: I am this cartoon. every damn day Embrace it im the last one for everything
seanp0donnell: thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside Gpoy
fernacular: lumeina: nightmareloki: gokuma: robofillet: yes im a boy yes i knit things This guy should be some crazy DC villain… OH MY GOD YES PLEASE. oh god someone do this FERNACULAR GET ON IT I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER! He robs
elizajanesface: bernieforthepeople: If Bernie Sanders wins NY, it’s over for Hillary. We are going to have to work SO HARD this week!! Primary day is April 19th! Find Bernie events near you.Call voters for Bernie.Volunteer for Bernie. Im not American
kamen-apple-kinkshaming: standnamestandmaster: ditto616: cheesehound: thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY
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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: deducting-timelord-for-castiel: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: do you think its called “The Fault in Our Stars” because Hazel’s zodiac sign is cancer and shes got cancer so its her stars sign that caused it and thats