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faceofthew0lf: holyshititsliz: the opposite of albinism called melanism,a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black. love it more every time i see it. I think im attracted to a lion wow this is beautiful
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
iguanamouth: just had a dream where there was a baby evolution of koffing called puffle and it looked like this and also it was a nightmare and im pretty sure i died at the end of it
reyairia: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
bigbaraboar: howls-moving-assle: broodingsoul: officialinternet: im the friend that stay behind and cleans up im the friend that will call your ass out in the restaurant and make you clean it up ^rt Was in McDonald’s a few days ago and someone
nightmareeps: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the
hightreas0n: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her
neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
thsmiths: IT REALLY ANNOYS ME HOW ONLY GIRLS GET CALLED OUT FOR SWEARING TOO MUCH BECAUSE “ITS NOT LADYLIKE” FUCK YOU IM NOT HERE TO BE “LADYLIKE” IM HERE TO KICK ASS
broodingsoul: officialinternet: im the friend that stay behind and cleans up im the friend that will call your ass out in the restaurant and make you clean it up
muckkles: muckkles: muckkles: im fucking laughing im listening to the mbmbam red carpet show they put out this week and it took them more than 15 minutes to work up the nerve to talk to a single celebrity and then their second celeb interview called
leecario: interstellaradical: leecario: im never in the mood to argue with someone who calls themself a Trans Exclusive Radical Feminist and thinks TERF is a slur Terfs don’t call themselves terfs, it’s a word used against us, to silence us- Hence
femalewizards:curseworm:who-let-the-gods-outt-deactivat:call my girl the bit the way im committed to hercall my girl the bit the way im chomping at hercall my girl the bit the way i’ll do it for her
Ugh, im sick of getting sick. Its taking a toll on my body. I hurt so bad. Vomiting is not fun at all. Especially when it comes out the nose. Yuck. Fml im so ready for the dr to call me and tell me whats going on.
didney-worl-no-uta: thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod: brook: halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM QUICK SOMEONE CALL JIM CARREY
deducting-timelord-for-castiel: im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: do you think its called “The Fault in Our Stars” because Hazel’s zodiac sign is cancer and shes got cancer so its her stars sign that caused it and thats a fault and thats why its called
hielorei: my kouhai (thats what its called when im his sempai? oh well, im not japanese, why shpuld i care—) asked me to draw these two, and hell yeah! these two are so damn cute and funny!, i like how this looks, such a shame i did draw it in such
haiirflip: pagingme: houseyoubuilt: neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill”
darfin wants to start training before he starts basketball soon so I decided to be his coach and yesterday we went to practice I made him stand in like 10 different spots and for every time he missed he had to do a sit-up and a push-up and he hated me
dersekingdom: if you know my birth name: do not fucking call me by it do not fucking mention it do not fucking think about it just fucking dont dont do it my name is the name i say i go by fucking respect that im not asking for you to rip your arm off
appreciatethemotorsports: provoc-hoe-tive: blackraystyles: maxvista: cruelfortune-co: tarynel: surra-de-bunda: Oh well. 😭😭😭 Call life alert White people so extra. She barely touched her Don’t call life alert. She deserved it Im
pruningthemindsgarden-deactivat:lofi-choking:im needy and wet but no one is slowly pushing into me and calling me a good girl for taking it so well? i deserve betterSomeone call the police, a crime has been committed
jen-iii: I KNEW THE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE SONG THAT PLAYED AT THE END OF KEYSTONE MOTEL WOULD BE CALLED RECONCILIATION I JUST FUCKING KNEW IT IM SO HAPPY AHHHH ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP O H M Y GOD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET FUCK MY LIFE MAN IM SO HERE FOR THIS
vvorldwideweb: “honey!! im home!!” i call out as i enter my house, i walk into the kitchen and there it is, a bucket of honey, sweet sweet honey, i pick it up and pour it all over my body, yes, yes this is good
yungwifey: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
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