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lunchboxpussy: This my latest invention. I called it a living ceiling fan. I think Im gonna put them in every room.
jjvanhossen: This is another gift to carmessi which im calling as an art trade now lol after like 5 of them xD. What does it mean you ask? Well ill explain : While i was streaming 1 evening we got talking about characters and i said how i like his woman
“Ow Ow come on 09-”“Dont. call me that. when im here.”hoof darren you’re in trouble.
Uuugghh i tried so hard to edit this picture into something nice but i just can’t be bothered to try anymore. It’s really a hit and miss for me with OW models in getting it to lookg decent. I just happen to love these two together for.. well reasons,
'Paper Roses' (Swim Trunks, Pt.4) [SNK; JeanMarco - NSFW]
theoldartpartment: “We lost another one sir” the corpse was wheeled into the dim morgue towards the old man. He sat up straight and looked up at the new specimen. “Kathrine, please, just call me Rupert you’re sent in here enough as it is. Now,
pomhub: smile my son that is one fucked up budgeted…im not even gonna call it a pikachu.
A wild redhead appears! (I’m on mobile and it’s way to hard to tag people so CALLING ALL REDHEAD FANS)
ghettohoesofcali: This is Pig with my cum on her face. I called it Pig Snot. She was a nasty Nigga Slut but she did have some good pussy. I like nasty ghetto looking, black nasty hood rats. Im looking for other pics of hoe’s I have.
xcivlife: this the type of room i need. id call it my “Sex Room” Have her look at the view while im deep stroking from the back
She calls them Jasper@journ-loves-su I really hope you don’t mind but I love your icon so much I wanted it to be the special bongo sticker
snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became a fan of SU. And so, I’m curious … how many new fans are joining us in this even bigger hiatus of 2017? So while we’re at it, let’s have a roll call! Reblog this with the date
soloontherocks: jackthevulture: IM SCREAMIBG WITH LAUGHTER THESE GIRLS ARE MY HEROES SHOTS FUCKING FIRED For anyone not familiar with how modern country sounds, these girls are calling out ACTUAL songs like making blatant references to ACTUAL lyrics
Aaaand bonus: me feelin really really cute w/ my new colorpop “are n be” and my new clothes! This cute ass top was a gift from my auntie, it belonged to a french girl called Lola (friend of my cousin), who bought it just bc its so hot in here, but
gunblades: knifeandlighter i bet u name ur schlong big joe and when u get it suckt u call it sloppy joe im gonna push your little ass down an escalator and watch you fall forever.
thatprettymvthafvcka: Do any of y'all watch Seven Seconds on Netflix?It’s so good but it makes me so angry at the same time, because this is how police brutality usually works behind the scenes….
awaerr: I had this merci of @gynoidherring lying around for a while, aside from the first pic im really not motivated to make the other pics look any better than it is now so I just slapped on some color and called it even, sorry mister herring!!!
samvasnormandy: seainsect: samvasnormandy: seainsect: IM SCREAMING It’s like a mix between those wastelander hair styles from fallout and their pre nuclear war 50s aesthetic ones You found an issue of le coiffe or whatever it’s called didn’t
thaunderground: zzinvictus: lexi-love-child: dmc-dmc: open-plan-infinity: open-plan-infinity: yamahacs80: riseofthecommonwoodpile: meowerviolence: IM SCREAMING the pot not only called the kettle black, the pot then proceeded to write a rap song
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
thegreenwolf: gallusrostromegalus: There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon. When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING. I can’t make stuff like
chenile: mystification: cuteys: urbanporn: profusive: IS THIS REAL CAN I GO THERE THIS IS MAGICAL IT’S REAL YOU CAN GO THERE IT’S ICELAND ITS CALLED THE BLUE LAGOON AND ITS VERY MAGICAL WOW ! adding this to my location bucket list wow
princessofthepatch: the-wendy-bird-darling: The amount of perfect that these pictures are cannot be expressed I met the artist of these at Anime Boston, and I actually purchased the Frozen one (It’s called Let It No) and framed it!
sixpenceee: thewhoviancockerspaniel: sixpenceee: angrynerdyblogger: sixpenceee: This extremely creepy looking bird was found in Venezuela. It’s called the great Potoo and it’s real. It’s rare to see one in broad daylight. I’m not sure
grawly: zacharyfaust: grawly: its called league of legends because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away But you’d be walking towards it if you turned 360 degrees??
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: ghirahim: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: frostlands: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: how did jack frost handle feeling alone for three hundred years i can’t even handle it for three minutes it’s called his hand i didnt zoom in on that pic and
nonbinarypunk: There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a
meanieweeny: meanieweeny: last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m
monocromas: deathrock: becausebirds: The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs. It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re Ū,500 a pop. Their
ewebean: adrnired: debbieneedstostrut: what is the MAGIC it’s called mochi! it’s like ice cream in a soft skin! also, it’s fucking amazing! This is もちアイス (mochiaisu) and the “soft skin” is pounded rice cake. The white stuff you
nejisballsack: pixypinup: hellacutexo: nicolewhiteee: xngelinx: This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing
sinsoo: lucyrue: it’s scary cause i almost can’t tell the difference. PS: These stills are from a film called the Garden of Words, it’s a really beautiful film with a wonderful story, and it’s worth a watch if only for the spectacular animation!
so-super-fucking-skinny: twinque: ordering pizza this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come” he got a ฤ tip
pixypinup: hellacutexo: nicolewhiteee: xngelinx: This photo caused so much controversy when I posted it on Instagram, I was called a slut by people that didn’t even know me, and it’s really funny because in this photo I am relaxing TOPLESS at the
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Even though it’s almost 4.30am my booty call was a success. Hahahahahaha
I forgot I had @4lung‘s music in a playlist on spotify and let me tell you it hit me like a pillowcase full of bricks how much their music rocks
thinly: -Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it. -Pineapple. -But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as- -Pineapple. -But sir- -Pine. Apple. CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY
expect-the-greatest: Im going to call it “This flash bright af but I’m going to play it cool”
deadlydaemondraws: Had to cut myself off from fiddling with this cus Im tryna actually catch up with Monstober here XP, this is day 15-16 - Bog. I call it a Swamp Strider, and it combines my love of weird ungulates and carnivorous plants!
derinthescarletpescatarian: I fucking love the Tumblr block button. I don’t use it much; I don’t have much call for it. But it’s so fucking great to know that if people find my blog annoying,t hey can just block me. I do really love the Old Forum
lzybaby: This is my Fall mood board, except where im from it’s called Autumn but also it’s actually Spring xx (click for image credit)
fluxdoldrums: right so my moms boyfriend likes to always fucking comment on something im cooking and make fun of it and call it gross. so he walks in the house and hes like “ew whats that nasty ass smell, smells like feet, its probably that gross tofu”
getyobrainwetcouple: Building a shelf, trying to figure out this mounting map from Ikea, ugh fuck it im too high for this shhit rn 😂😂 jst gona roll a phat one and call it a night 😝🍑👅 👀 more pics & vids on my private Snapchat ✨♠️
I talked to him about it before the last time it happened (she was literally jumping up and down calling his name then played with his hair and told him how he looks good with stubble .. vomit) and he reassures me he likes me not her but ughhghgh thank
there, because people forget certain details in homestuck, i did not make up “catmom” cause i thought it was cute, Meenah called Meulin’s lusus cat mom, whether that’s her real name or not, Nepeta’s lusus is called Pounce
dad said i can do it !!! i can volunteer at the animal shelter !!! now all i gotta do is send them an email and they will review it and then call me in for like an evaluation / orientation
my-erratic-soul: I was not feeling the office today at all. Thank gods we do not have video conferencing. Im taking casual conference call to another level!!! But no matter, Im getting it done
betaflower: jen-iii: betaflower: IM AT THIS PLACE CALLED DIN TAI FUNG AND EVERYTHING IS AMAZING WHY DOESNT DALLAS HAVE ANY CHINATOWNS LIKE THIS IT ISNT FAIR OMFFGGGG I LOVE DIN TAI FUNG BUT THE TEA PLACE NEXT DOOR THOI HAVE A GRAPEFRUIT GREEN TEA
tummy-flowers: tummy-flowers: pearls wrestling persona is Pirouette but amethyst calls her twinkle toes shes bad at it reblogging bcus im hyped up
Just a little sneak peek at some concepts for my semesters final film! It’s about a magical girl ice cream man who cheers up a kid by helping them make a cool sundae and to forget about the bad grade they got on a test. The first half is going to be
I colored the first shot of my final!! It has no sound at the moment and theres gonna be a title fade in before this but im happy with it!!
slothes-and-gays:Lesbians are so good at pointing out romantic chemistry between women on TV but in real life it takes 3 years of friendship and an entire peer reviewed scientific paper to convince us that a girl might like us back.
FINISHED MY FINAL FILM THIS YEAR!It’s called SWEAT and its just silly exaggerations of things I’ve experienced while at the Gym!(Audio is a little quiet because I compensated for the screening at my school so just bring it up to hear the music okay!)
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
beesbeesbees: this is it. this is literally what happens. a friend of mine has been playing fate/stay night (Thank God) and kept joking about rin frickin calling archer “not-saber”. it’s true, literally one of the first fucking things she says
KORRA CALLING ASAMI HER GIRLFRIEND
rhinco:im all for de-gendering slang terms like dude guy girl etc but if someone says that you calling them that makes them uncomfortable and you respond by saying “oh but im using it in a gender neutral way!” you’re an asshat
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