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thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
kitfisto: piper5by5: kitfisto: i just had to. backspace a whole post bc i knew it was a bad thing to say. im learning in 2017, learning to stop saying nasty shit for a few notes what do you call this then
dateamonster:one thing about me is that im a wiggler. you can count on me to squirm. even writhe, when the occasion calls for it.
stravaganza: spabels: spabels: I’M SCREAMING THIS MIKU SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL CAME OUT FINALLY AND SCARLET JOHANSSON CALLS MIKU IN IT IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOW DID THEY GET SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO DO THIS
64px: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
generic-housewife: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Look at the shear delight on their faces! ❤️
immortal-adolescents: This is me, they are scars not cuts. I can’t stress that enough. This is a video because of some looks i get when im out in public. It’s a message to say i am not my skin. The song is called Skin by Sixx A.M. Don’t define
h0odrich: i wonder if theres people opposite of people who like it rough like really gentle ‘kiss my hips w ur nose’ ‘rub my face w a feather’ ‘call me a good person’ ‘tell me im smart’ ‘put oreos on my nipples’
i-think-im-tripping: vaspim: Being a good friend isn’t just “defending” your friend… it’s calling your friend out on their fuckshit and being real w/ them. Some of you fail 2 realize this. I feel like a good friend.
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free that’s called night robbery so be it
bewbin: pastallama: bewbin: the ability to fly requires hallow bones. i could kick an angels ass you could kick a birds ass but youre not doing it. why a group of crows is called a murder im not fucking with that
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and their parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
pikajew-: constantchanging: This animal is called a Quokka and it is the happiest thing on the planet. IM GOING TO CRY the noise i just made omg
coolstepdad: alexgaskarthdoingthings: Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy Please don’t say fall out boy is punk bc it’s 12 year old white girl music
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO
l-im-it-le-ss: So I had the worst fucking cramps today, to the point where moving out of my bed was excruciating. And so I called up my 15 year old brother and ask him to bring me a painkiller. He enters my room. Takes on look at me curled up in fetal
slydigger: jack-frost-rotg: slydigger: NSFW!!!! only 18+ will understand!!!!! dude im 15 and i get it I’m calling the cops!!! look at how perverted today’s youth is!!!!
pogaytosalad:I looked up “roundest bird” and i dont know what i expected but im crying. Look at it. Its called a bearded reedlingLook at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe
thecarnalscientist-jt: bryantrod:brook:halcy: uh oh [x] it’s time THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM
immrhappy: incompletely–me: im-not-a-climbing-frame: kristyjacobo: Forever reblogging this. And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better. Absolutely love this ❤️ I love
curtisplease: thankgawd: im gonna open a restaurant that only serves safe meals for bottoms and it’s gonna be called Hole Foods
escapethewritersblock: political-plant:my school has a yearly male “beauty” pageant called Mr. GM and today my friend told me “I can do mr gm” so im like “uh yeah any boy can do it but freshmen usually dont” and he grabbed me and hes like “No,
thesugarhole: if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call me out i saw it and im dead inside
starlightburnbright:kevin-k-o-olusola:theluminousnight: dogearedjade:tripwyre:noibatitty:amandakaitlanbentley: IM SORRY WHAT WHAT THE FUCK That ain’t okay. (‘._.) ok but the issue with this so called argument is the hunger games i mean… it
capnpea: How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with
surprisebitch: stravaganza: spabels: spabels: I’M SCREAMING THIS MIKU SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL CAME OUT FINALLY AND SCARLET JOHANSSON CALLS MIKU IN IT IM LAUGHING SO HARD HOW DID THEY GET SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO DO THIS because Hatsune Miku is a legendary
kittensplaypin: GAAAH! I LOVE IT!!! Now im a real princess kitty ^.^ p.s. i call that last picture : Dancing in the moon light!
grlgang: pimpunderthemountain: vriska: treatboss: THIS INSTRUMENT IS CALLED THE KALIMBA. THIS IS FATE. I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A KALIMBA LOOKED LIKE UNTIL JUST THIS SECOND IM BLOWN AWAY I had one of these growing up and I was such shit at it I
ceruleanreverie: ceruleanreverie: MY DOG WAS DROWNING UNDER ICE AND SO I BRKE THE ICE BUT AS I BROKE THE ICE I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIT MY DOG AND KILLED IT IM SOFR EACKING SORRY OH MY GOD Before i get called out for animal cruelty on this can i please
littletinyboy: i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
nunnugget: hey mate hows it going im just calling in for a cuppa tea
itsayylucky: someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle”
ceruleanreverie: ceruleanreverie: MY DOG WAS DROWNING UNDER ICE AND SO I BRKE THE ICE BUT AS I BROKE THE ICE I ACCIDENTALLY ALSO HIT MY DOG AND KILLED IT IM SOF UCKING SORRY OH MY GOD Before i get called out for animal cruelty on this can i please
tripp-sixx: iguana-bones:tripp-sixx: I’m so high up, hit my head against Jesus He called me a heathen, said I’m lucky that I’m breathing My bad God, Im just getting lifted He said “oh shit, that’s a spliff, let me hit it” Your so freakin
mrking2603: spiceecajun: GM tho don’t be petty say it back IM LIKE IN THIS THING CALLED LOVE WITH YOU!!😎
garfield77: domdaddyhans: He calls me into his office to suck„ I know this is my job, I know I will do what he asks, I always do. Im used to it know, I dont see another way…he is my father after all… I’m in love
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