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When Jensen’s handler slid him the picture he put his marker down for a minute and stared at the picture before clearing his throat, “Oh man yeah… she’s… yeah.” was all he said before smiling at me. He said thank you to me and handed me the
jakespot: “Hey, where’s Jenna?” I asked. “The fuck if I know,” her boyfriend said as he said on the couch.“We got some time?” I asked. “Yeah,” He replied not even looking up from his game.He spread his legs and put one of his feet
fuckinly-hot-sis: My brother said I’m the fastest learner he’s ever met! I asked him if we should use a condom but he convinced me not to, he said “All the really good girls don’t make you do that.”
soundthecanon: My friend asked me what FMA character he reminded me of. I said Falman. He didn’t know who Falman was. He said I reminded him of Kimblee. I don’t know if I’m flattered or insulted.
erosdiary: The first time I saw Nichole I nearly fell out. This was the daughter of my best friend in high school? Who knew something so delicious could come from a dork like him. I was even more surprised when he said he said he was moving back
getlayd: stan Zhang Yixing they said, it will be fun they said…
animalisticmaster: “You like sucking my cock don’t you?” he said pulling her hair. “Swallow my fucking cock,” he said, thrusting deeper as his hands pulled violently at her hair. “Mmm, suck it!” He ordered, holding her hair as his cock
betheyogurt: My brother once showed me a piece of quartz that contained, he said, some trapped water older than all the seas in our world. He held it up to my ear. ‘Listen,’ he said, ‘life and no escape.’ —Anne Carson, from Plainwater: Essays
kerihilsonscareer: my brother just walked into my room and i asked him what he was looking for then he said my ‘my swag’ and looked into the mirror then he said oh i found it
sokkaswift:surprisebitch: In particular, he said he and Swift are planning to collaborate on music. “She wants to get in the studio and we’re definitely going to go in,” he said. “Any artist with an amazing point of view, perspective,
aeon-fux: popculturediedin2009:my life’s a lie :/ okay but what about what Xzibit said to this guy: “I don’t remember why he brought it up, but we were just kind of talking about what we were doing that weekend and he said he’s going to
careens: careens: he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog
big-finish-sketches:”Now on a personal level, I was so proud of this because, and I didn’t know this. The gentleman who played the other Captain Jack actually said to me afterwards, he said ”you know”, because he was in tears he was crying, and
terrypratchett: ‘And he goes around killing people?’ said Mort. He shook his head. 'There’s no justice.Death sighed. NO, he said THERE’S JUST ME.
terrypratchett: Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn’t entirely there. YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF THE BAY OF MANTE, HAVE YOU? he said.“No, sir,” said Mort.FAMOUS SHIPWRECK THERE.“Was
impregnationfreak2: When he said he was going to cum, he had meant it as a warning so she could hop off, as she had said when they began that they should be careful since she wasn’t on any kind of birth control. Instead she pushed herself down on
foxnewsofficial: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh
11-11-1992: asiaxcarter: My little brother is 5. He said the ambulance and firefighters save lives, but not the cops. I didnt teach him this! But at least he knows the truth 😔 You see how he said, “Not the cops” that’s the voice of a young
hisrachelle: My brother taught me how to suck cock. I was 12, he was 15. He teased me about how I didn’t know anything about sex and I had to say I did so know. He said prove it and pulled out his coc and said show me how give a blow job. I did what
sissylust: Daddy said even though I’m a stupid little slut, he said I could still have a career as a whore! We would be partners, and we’d split the profit 50/50! But he did say that I have to pay him back for the years of training he gave me, so
idratherbevulcan: So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy
uncensoredpleasure: You noticed the way your boyfriend was looking at your friend during lunch. When he said he was going to take a shower, your boyfriend jumped up from the table and immediately said he would get him a tower. You heard them lock the
quibbs: quibbs: quibbs: I’ve been slipping pennies into my friends pockets every time I see him for 5 full months. i’ve been waiting for him to notice and he FINALLY caught me today and he said he said the words, I am not kidding, “haha you would
imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: I asked if he liked candles and he said “yeah they’re fire” and I said “yeah they’re lit…sometimes” and he laughed forever
insipid-chives:notvoid:This dude that works at my local taco bell says “tacotastic” and when i asked for a chalupa he said “beef steak or chicken which are you pickin”I asked for as many fire sauces he could give me and he said
android-parking2: Mom, do you know what he said when I showed this picture to my best friend Jimmy?Did my face come out, too?NoAll right, what did Jimmy say?He said it was a hole he wanted to poke.Son, my hole looks like it’s going to pokeSon, it’s
I felt his thick head at my opening, and I shut my eyes to prepare for the worst. “Open your eyes,” he said as he kissed me passionately. “I want you to look me in the eyes the whole time,” he said, and I nodded. “Ahhh, ahhh,
101true101: “I don’t like the plumber.” He said. “Make sure you put clothes on while he’s there.” He said to his wife knowing she will misbehave somehow anyway. 😂💋
mybigolderbrother: My friend didn’t believe it when I said my brother’s penis is so big he can suck on it himself. He said dicks don’t grow that large. When I told my brother, he laughed and was like, get your phone…I’ll prove it to him! And
did-you-kno: Photographer Michel Denis-Huot, who captured these amazing pictures in Kenya , said he was astounded by what he saw:“These three brothers (cheetahs) have been living together since they left their mother at about 18 months old,’ he said.
goodgirlsdoresearch: “You’re going to get fucked again, Kitten, he said as he tied me up and put me on display. “I don’t care if there are bruises on your cervix from what we did yesterday.” “You always say you want more,” he said as
ehryel: Let loose, he said.It’ll be fun, he said. Well this time, he was damn right.
deansmagicfingers: gunsandhugs: gunsandhugs: gunsandhugs: Remember when Jensen said his favorite word was insatiable and remember when he said he wears silk boxers or how bout when someone asked what his best attribute was and he just looked down
Misha Collins heads home to LA - April 20thMisha Collins said he enjoyed the finale but worked until 6am Thursday morning to finish. I asked Misha if he had a message for the fans and he said, “get plenty of sleep and take your vitamins”. (x)
newlifeahead:He laughed jovially as he said to her, “Oh my dear girl, please do not think for a second that sneer. is going to please your master! Placing his finger under Nichol’s chin “He said softly, “come on darling, give me a smile.” (tn)
jake2bb: Martha was surprised when Kevin said that he needed to go to the Nordstrom Men’s half yearly sale…he said something about it sucking if he missed it? A little nervy, a little pervy.Follow at www.jake2bb.tumblr.com
themuseabides: xlockandkeyx3: moxleysmistress: xlockandkeyx3: IT’S OFFICIAL. My dad officially hates Dean Ambrose. Your dad is crazy I know ._. He said Dean doesn’t do anything for The Shield AND HE SAID HE DOESNT HAVE MIC SKILLS. Have you
-makemesmile: my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it he didn’t laugh and
When Kaydi saw Mr. Crude in the gym, she wanted to impress him with her strength and flexibility.When he saw her in action, he walked over to chat.“Very impressive, Kaydi!” he said.Kaydi said, “Thanks,” and then giggled and added, “You should
mysextrets: “"So I saw this picture on Instagram the other day and it said “what would you do if you woke up to this?” And the first guy who commented really pissed me off. He said that he would be pissed as hell and that he would make her
iluvtosukdic: justjulyy: blackbonnielovesyou: Must be nice…. 👀👀😩😺💦 Mmmm I’ve been here before. This is that dick that you thought was bullshit. But his dick was really as big as he said. & he laying pipe just as good as he said
dailyonedirection: @NiallOfficial: “@Real_Liam_Payne said on stage tonight when he was looking at the crowd, he said he can’t believe this is our job, I totally agree!”
sexualcontrol: michmanblr: He knew she was nervous and shamed - He pointed to the young man mowing the lawn - and made her look, and said “do you find him sexy?” She nodded and blushed - He said “I think i will make you call him in and seduce
alliradaye: “Describe.” He said that frequently. Funny, he never once said it to me in person, but I can hear so clearly the word in my mind as if he were saying it now. “Describe.” It quickly surpassed “Show” as his favorite, most terse
nice-wig-janis: My brother got asked where his homework was by his teacher, he said it was at home she asked why and he said because its called homework it belongs at home btw he is 9
sissynikkineedsadaddy: I told Mr. Johnson that I needed some extra money for college. At first he said I could mow the grass and weed his flower beds. I thought that it was weird he wanted me to wear my sisters clothes while I did these chores. He said
jamescookjr: I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it ‘cause I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays. So I got upset and Tony said he’d give me head to cheer me up, you know? And it didn’t mean anything but I lost my head,
spiffyrock21: OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM
radiobread2: GUYS I GOT PULLED OVER TONIGHT BY A COP AND HE SAID I WAS RECKLESSLY DRIVING BUT REALLY IM JUST A BAD DRIVER AND I WAS LIKE IM SORRY IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK AND HE’S LIKE OH WHERE DO YOU WORK AND I SAID CHICK FIL A AND HE WENT OFF
