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tricias-captions: “Your boss just left, honey. He said he was very satisfied with the arrangement and you could keep your job. But he said if I didn’t report to him that you ate his jizz from my pussy each time he comes here, that you were going
I called that porn producer today. He said at the moment, he was only looking for performers for all-male scenes. I told him you were up for that, so long as you didn’t have to cum in the scene. He said he had a spot open for a blow bang scene. Either
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
I dropped the last guy I was sleeping with cause he didn’t tell me he had another girl pregnant & when I said he shoulda told me out of respect he said it wasn’t my business & I don’t wanna even associate with someone that sees me like that
onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six? He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
thereseandresen: Seungho only brought a camera and as he splashed in the water he said “Really? Why did I have to be stuck with you?” mean Seungho only brought a music player and as he splashed in the water he said ” Let’s go swimming”. Because
teatrical: i have a friend whos gay and one day we asked him what was like to have “the conversation” with his parents, like telling them he was gay and he just said he never told them, and then he said “my brother who’s straight never went to
mollywobbles123: onlydadjokes: I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six? He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: lestrangest: lestrangest: This shit. This makes me furious. Now he’s saying USA “is with Mexico” ?? Oh but not when he said “Mexicans are rapists and thieves” not when he said he was going to force them to pay
6sg6sg6sg-deactivated20191028:Blow n GoI’d gotten home from the gym and lunch on Saturday when I got a message from JW (not his real name). He said he was nearby and had some time to kill - asked what I was up to. He said he could use a drink and some
Funny story about me and Sufjan Stevens, I absolutely did not believe it when this asshole said he was going to record an album for each of the fifty states. he didn’t believe it when he said he was going to record an album for each of the fifty states.
redheadslutt: Y’all are annoying lol. Btw when he said “beg for it” I thought he said “back” and that he was ready to cum on my face. That seems so dumb lol. Hopefully sometime he’ll send me the others…
gfsandwives: “I think he was one of the bouncers baby, I’m not really sure though. He said if I wanted to get backstage I had to do what he said so I followed him into the bathroom. No he definitely didn’t wear a condom because when I sat down
opposite-of-a-problem: psychicfirehooves: paulslabyrinth: britneysbaldhead: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said I had to eat
fckme2dad: At dinner tonight, Dad said he had a special project in the garage and he needed my help, would I come out after we finished dinner. Mom asked him what he was working on. He said it was something special and didn’t want to say. Mom tried
Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying for me. They just called
intoxicatedthumbs: herdreadsrock: itscruellabitch: poopsandpeeps: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said I had to eat every last
defiantdefinition: Today, my 11 year old nephew came home from school crying. Apparently, he said he liked boys and several kids called him a faggot. I tried to comfort him, saying he was no such thing. And you know what he said? “I’m not crying
hillsidebang:My boyfriend and I visited my Dad for his birthday. We asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said he wanted to fuck me while my boyfriend filmed it. My boyfriend said yes as long as he gets a copy of the video. My Dad fucked me
nat-rossbtc: annabellebanks: Actually he said he hopes you get the message that he isn’t interested in you. It’s so cute how desperate you are to stick up for him. I’m not sticking up for him. I’m telling you what he said to me.
hsuoring: wetbottom: wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was
durkinator27: raito-taco: Pretty sure a straight guy cosplaying Zangief. I walked up to him and said he was attractive and he said, “Thanks! You want me to touch you’re butt?” And he did. He did. Awesome guy. Can…can “Thanks! You want me
wetbottom:wetbottom: one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face please do not tell me i was wrong for punching
sexykatsy: My white sugar daddy brought me to his country for holiday. He had some of his white girl friends with us. We were going out and he said I should wear some clothes. He said no one will recognize me in his country. Look at what he gave me
websissy: My wife’s boyfriend laughed at my little cock the first time he saw it. He told me wife to give me to him. She said no, and he said he wouldn’t fuck her anymore if she didn’t. She immediately turned to me and told me to do anything that
ryeloaf: tanklawrence: spongyspice: teganxxx92: redhester: h0odrich: britneysbaldhead: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said
making-a-lettuce: thedailyshow: @msjwilly learns about “butt babies” from Rev. James David Manning of Atlah World Ministries. indeefuck “Sodomites”
imperatritsa: Barack Obama called my generation unselfish, creative, altruistic, and patriotic. He said he knows we understand that we have to make America better. He said he has hope for the future. It is so rare for people his age to look at people
voyeurexhibition:“What are you?’, he said. “Your girl”, she answered. He slapped her face. She knew what a hard slap was and that wasn’t it, but knew that it could soon follow. “What are you?”, he said, evenly. “I’m your whore”. He
dirtysouthgay: First day at the new job and I’ve already made friends! He said he never gets head from his wife! I mean a dick like that has to be worshiped! Next time he said he wants to see if my hole is tighter than her pussy. I guarantee it is!
grrrrrimes: the walking dead gif battle: grrrrrimes vs @valramorghulis. 1) favorite character: RICK GRIMES. when i met with the governor, he offered me a deal. he said…he said he would leave use alone if we gave him michonne. and i was going to do
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since
humiliatorofsubs: degradationgirlkz: he said he was never going to kiss me or fuck my cunt ever again. when he saw how sad I got he said “oh don’t worry, you’ll still be making out. you’re just more suitable to be making love to my ass is all”
babyyoureacriminal: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
psychicfirehooves: paulslabyrinth: britneysbaldhead: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said I had to eat every last drop, Or else
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babyyoureacriminal:chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
elikicksass: This guy who my friend talked to today because she wanted to know if he went out with this girl then ask how he met her, and he said Facebook. She’s all like “you never met her but you go out with her?” then he said “yeah, I meet
madteenager: so yesterday my friend from work went on a bad date and she said the highlight was when the guy explained that every morning at like 5am he goes out onto his farm and races his horses. when he said this he didn’t mean he made his horses
crazynerdandproud: chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did
1kidsentertainment: srolhogan: Keep in mind that both of these lines are said by Knuckles. So immediately after he says “present” the first time, he forgets the context of why he said it and that the word has more than one meaning. Instead, he hears
