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“Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell you, I’ve
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck
nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from
jjbang8: He asked me for a ride. I told him I was going in the direction opposite of the direction he was going in. He said he understood but he’d like to give me some real good head anyway. I said OK. And the dude is right: He’s good at this.
dreamxeyes: Just saw Christopher Eccleston at galaxy con in a question and answer panel and he was asked if there was any other companion he would trade for Rose to be with, who would he choose. He said he couldn’t do that. He said that Rose is the
allisonquarry: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know
queeringfeministreality: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t
thinkingimages: “There are your fog people & your sun people, he said. I said I wasn’t sure which kind I was. He nodded. Fog’ll do that to you, he said.” -Brian Andreas
taint3ed: This white boy came up to me and was trying to ask me out I said no and he kept going and he said, “Let me be your first white boy.” I was like, “I said no. I like my men chocolate dark chocolate at that I’m not interested.” He stood
thingstolovefor: Atlanta rapper withdraws 赨,000 in cash from the bank to buy a carThe rapper said he had withdrawn the cash to buy a vehicle. Initially, Benson said he was in the market for a Maybach, but after the incident at the bank, he said
valramorghulis: When I was a kid I asked my grandpa once if he ever killed any Germans in the war. He wouldn’t answer. He said that was grown-up stuff, so I asked if the Germans ever tried to kill him. But he got real quiet. He said he was dead the
xspanked-masters-petx: “Come to the edge,” he said. She said, “But I am afraid.” “Come to the edge,” he said louder. She came. He pushed her over… And she flew. ~ Guillaume Apollinaire
girthyencounters: She didn’t believe him when he said it was THICKER than her wrist. She called his bluff. He dropped his shorts…Fuck! He was right. OMG! She didn’t believe him when he said it would all fit inside her. He had to show her. He was
I asked my friend hsar what he’s getting me for Christmas i said “whatever nice thing you see in PINK” and he said “okay” then I asked him “am I work 40-60 bucks?” He said “yeh you’re worth millions. But first I have to buy my gf something”
hazlegrace: “I’m in love with you,” he said quietly. “Augustus,” I said. “I am,” he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of
recoverykitty: nuditea: last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know
2000ish: “Michael’s a good friend of mine. Michael called me on the phone, ‘Is this Chris Tucker?’ I said, ‘Yeah, who dis?’ He said, ‘This is Michael Jackson.’ I said, ‘Aha, what’s up, Mike?’ He said, ‘I just wanna call and tell
inkskinned: one time he and i were sitting in bed and i said “where do you feel stuff?” and he said “what do you mean” and i said, “here is anxiety” and pointed to my bottom left rib where the spiders start. he pointed to his throat. “it’s
nuditea:last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronizingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from
#BedtimeStory: one time he and i were sitting in bed and i said “where do you feel stuff?” and he said “what do you mean” and i said, “here is anxiety” and pointed to my bottom left rib where the spiders start. he pointed to his throat. “it’s
turning70fem:momnsonsex: Mom / Son anon confmother-sonMy son is 24. Two months ago he called me and said that he had gotton hurt playing flag football. He said that he tore his groin and that he was on crutches and needed bed rest for a few days. He
thomyorkkes: “I’m in love with you,” he said quietly. “Augustus,” I said. “I am,” he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself
spicyrunnergirl: A few months ago a woman met a man. He said a lot of pretty words, talked about a future with her. He said she was perfectly imperfect for him. She trusted and believed. She jumped. Things didn’t work out. He said her insecurities
girthyencounters: She didn’t believe him when he said it was thicker than her wrist. She called his bluff. He dropped his shorts…Fuck! He was right. OMG! She didn’t believe him when he said it would all fit inside her. He had to show her. He was
mywifeisacuckquean: He said his ex needed a place to stay for the night. He said he didn’t have feelings for her anymore and that he would come to bed later after he made sure she was settled in. At 2am I wokeup and he still wasn’t in bed, I crept
infinity-galaxies: “I’m in love with you,” he said quietly. “Augustus,” I said. “I am,” he said. He was staring at me, and I could see the corners of his eyes crinkling. “I’m in love with you, and I’m
vintage-stars-and-moonlight: moonwalkingwithprod: liyahalex: yeahfaggot: omg So done with him…why does this remind me of when Pronce said he used to eat his toenails??? HE SAID THAT!? yes he said that… lol you late
dylns-obrien: Tyler : We were sitting and talking and he said, ”I am huge Mets fan”. And I said, “Oh,Cool. My best friend is playing in their minor league.” And he’s like, “Oh really? What’s name” And I said, “Ike Davis” and he
stormydeliciouslyinappropriate: Come to the edge, he said. She said, “I am afraid.” Come to the edge, He said. She came. He pushed them. And they flew!
